have I never...

arschm02 · March 2014

@kgs0505, urban dictionary: Noun. The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup.

kgs0505 · March 2014

@arschm02 So you add a "dressing" so to speak? Lol!

arschm02 · March 2014

Haha I have honestly never heard of using a dressing or sweet syrup. I just was under the impression that your mouth is where it should not be...

Erin10408 · March 2014

Mouth + Butt=No.Fucking.Way

shadysladyWed98470 · March 2014

Before I post my "never" I have to say this is our. BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!! So funny!

Ok...here's mine..... Never have I ever swallowed .....ew.

Shabutie · March 2014

phill027 said:

Ok @Shabutie, seriously?!!! I'm taking you to a bar in Atlanta. Pick your poison - drag, old lady strippers or cougar bar with epic dancing. Those are my faves. @msameera can you name these bars?

Haha I'd totally be game to go to a drag bar!

superToots · March 2014

shadysladyWed98470 said:
Before I post my "never" I have to say this is our. BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!! So funny!

Ok...here's mine.....
Never have I ever swallowed .....ew.

Haha. Swallowing is easy! Spitting is work!

superToots · March 2014

Never have I ever had sex with the baby in the room.

elbou · March 2014

Shabutie said:

Never have I ever been in a bar

I thought of another one related to this, but I've actually done it, and can't love my own post. @Shabutie, wanna post it for me? ETA: Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar.

superToots · March 2014

Never have I ever had it in the backdoor.

tondraluv · March 2014

superToots said:

Never have I ever had it in the backdoor.

does trying count?

tondraluv · March 2014

I've never had a "Golden Shower"

kgs0505 · March 2014

tondraluv said:

superToots said:

Never have I ever had it in the backdoor.

does trying count?

And to what extent? There are so many options...

Shabutie · March 2014

lol @elbou

Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar :P

kgs0505 · March 2014

tondraluv said:

I've never had a "Golden Shower"

This I just never understood. I mean really, why?

Aisak · March 2014

lilbit0910 said:
Never have i ever farted in front of S/O

Me either...today.

tondraluv · March 2014

@Aisak OMG that made me crack up!!!!

danuli8 · March 2014

Never have I ever slept with an American. (True!)

MrsHartman7 · March 2014

ChicagoBroad26 said:

andertrr said:

Never have I ever pooped in a swimming pool or lake.
If anyone has ever done that, we're not friends anymore.

In my defense I was 10 and we were trying to swim across the lake...halfway out...the urge hit $:\$ ">

superToots · March 2014

Aisak said:

lilbit0910 said:
Never have i ever farted in front of S/O
Me either...today.

Nope. Already farted in front of him today. Multiple times.

kgs0505 · March 2014

superToots said:

Never have i ever farted in front of S/O
Me either...today.
Nope. Already farted in front of him today. Multiple times.

Is that the inspiration for your screen name per chance?

elbou · March 2014

Shabutie said:

lol @elbou

Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar :P

Yay! Thanks! Technically it wasn't even me that got kicked out, but I couldn't leave my friend while she was that drunk. I figure that counts.

kgs0505 · March 2014

knitfaced said:

knitfaced said:

Never have I ever had an STD
I refuse to believe I'm the only person here who has had HPV. Statisticlly impossible.
Never have had it. I had the vaccine though. But never have had a STD , including HPV.
I'm not saying everyone has had it, but it would be almost impossible to believe I'm the only one. 80% of American women will have had it by the time they are 50 years old.

Nothing here either. I've been tested multiple times too with the whole IVF stuff. It's a requirement. Isn't HPV sometimes something asymptomatic, like CMV (cytomegalovirus)?

MKC12/22/2006 · March 2014

You guys are making me feel tame!

Never have I ever been off this continent (America, Canada, Mexico).

ChicagoBroad26 · March 2014

knitfaced said:
The only symptom I had was an abnormal pap. Your body usually clears it on its own which is why so many people don't even know they have it or had it at one point. Most often if someone had an abnormal pap it's the result of a strain of HPV.

Yes! I've had that

Aprilbaby49 · March 2014

Never have I ever watched 2 girls one cup :-/

pinottoparenthood · March 2014

@knitfaced You sort of beat me to the punch. I was gonna say that there's NO WAY that not a single person on here has NEVER had an STD. Seriously? Chlamydia? Anything?! Half my college roommates had that shit!

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pinottoparenthood · March 2014

CoffeeMonster19 said:

knitfaced said:
The only symptom I had was an abnormal pap. Your body usually clears it on its own which is why so many people don't even know they have it or had it at one point. Most often if someone had an abnormal pap it's the result of a strain of HPV.

Yes! I've had that
Me too!

I had an abnormal pap one time when I was pregnant, but then the doctor said everything was fine. Did that mean I had HPV? I don't really understanddddddd!

Aprilbaby49 · March 2014

pinottoparenthood said:

CoffeeMonster19 said:

ChicagoBroad26 said:

knitfaced said:

The only symptom I had was an abnormal pap. Your body usually clears it on its own which is why so many people don't even know they have it or had it at one point. Most often if someone had an abnormal pap it's the result of a strain of HPV.

Yes! I've had that
Me too!

I had an abnormal pap one time when I was pregnant, but then the doctor said everything was fine. Did that mean I had HPV? I don't really understanddddddd!

I think they can isolate the strand and determine if the abnormal pap is due to HPV. I've only had an abnormal pap once and my OB said that it wasn't due to HPV. I read the official report and it said negative.

JSS1002 · March 2014

knitfaced said:

kgs0505 said:

knitfaced said:

knitfaced said:

Never have I ever had an STD
I refuse to believe I'm the only person here who has had HPV. Statisticlly impossible.
Never have had it. I had the vaccine though. But never have had a STD , including HPV.

I'm not saying everyone has had it, but it would be almost impossible to believe I'm the only one. 80% of American women will have had it by the time they are 50 years old. Nothing here either. I've been tested multiple times too with the whole IVF stuff. It's a requirement. Isn't HPV sometimes something asymptomatic, like CMV (cytomegalovirus)?

The only symptom I had was an abnormal pap. Your body usually clears it on its own which is why so many people don't even know they have it or had it at one point. Most often if someone had an abnormal pap it's the result of a strain of HPV.

Never had it to my knowledge -- no abnormal paps and no symptoms. But several of my friends have had it -- we are all old enough to be pre vaccine... So statistically I'm just lucky ;-)

24ladybug · March 2014

I have never gone sky diving.
I always wanted to but after having a child it's just lost its appeal.

BellaBean76 · March 2014

ChicagoBroad26 said:

knitfaced said:

The only symptom I had was an abnormal pap. Your body usually clears it on its own which is why so many people don't even know they have it or had it at one point. Most often if someone had an abnormal pap it's the result of a strain of HPV.

Yes! I've had that

Me 3.

Debbie0580 · March 2014

pinottoparenthood said:
@knitfaced You sort of beat me to the punch. I was gonna say that there's NO WAY that not a single person on here has NEVER had an STD. Seriously? Chlamydia? Anything?! Half my college roommates had that shit!

Board whore again tonight I guess. I'm the only one to have admitted to it so far. Chlamydia in my early twenties. I feel shame.

arschm02 · March 2014

^Don't feel too bad.. DH had it in his early 20s too.

Debbie0580 · March 2014

arschm02 said:
^Don't feel too bad.. DH had it in his early 20s too.

It was from my "exclusive," live-in boyfriend who apparently didn't get the memo...

superToots · March 2014

Never have I ever had an iphone.

lyankowi · March 2014

Never have I ever wore a thong.

La Olivia · March 2014

Erin10408 said:
Mouth + Butt=No.Fucking.Way

You never go ass to mouth. Clerks 2? Anyone? Anyone?

superToots · March 2014

Never have I ever been to a strip club.

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