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• WolFox member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  mmb248 said:

  WolFox said:

  NRyan55 said:

  @Wolfox moar cliff notes! Do the Odyssey!

  The Odyssey:

  
  

  The Crew: You're a cheap asshole. You have no idea what you're doing.

  Odysseus/Ulysses: Yeah, well if you fuckers hadn't opened that bag of wind like I told you, we would have been home nine years ago. 

  
  

  The End. 

  I love this. A lot. 

  
  

  Now do Anna Karenina. 

  PS: I never read it because Russian Literature depresses the shit out of me. 

  
  

  Anna: I love you but I'm desperately insecure. As a woman there is now no way for me to salvage my reputation, and I'm slowly going crazy. Please don't allow me sacrificing my entire life for love to be a huge mistake. 
  

  Lover: Yeah..... about that....

  Anna: Fuck. ~dies~

  
  

  
  

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  PPS: I'm totally loving this. MORE REQUESTS!

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mmb248 member

  March 2014

  These are amazing. I'm so going into work on Monday and claiming that I brushed up on all the literary classics. 

  
  

  My Ovulation Chart
  

  Me: 33     DH: 38
  

  TTC since August 2011
  

  DX:  PCOS and subseptate uterus
  

  August 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + IUI TI = BFN
  

  September 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + TI = BFN
  

  October 2013:  Clomid + Trigger + IUI canceled
  

  November 2013:  NTNP
  April 2013:  Femara + Trigger + IUI = ???
  

  
  

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• WolFox member

  March 2014

  DarcyHermione said:

  WolFox said:

  PPS: I'm totally loving this. MORE REQUESTS!

  
  

  Pride and Prejudice!
  

  Elizabeth: You're such a douchebag. 

  Darcy: You have something akin to a backbone and aren't after my money. I love you. 

  Elizabeth: You fucked things up for my sister! Double douchebag!!

  Darcy: Oops, sorry. Let me fix that... 

  (fixes it)

  Darcy: oh and I helped out with your dumb middle sisters marriage to that jerk, too.
  Elizabeth: Oh, thanks. Yeah, she is dumb. He is a jerk. Wow, we have so much in common; I love you!!

  Mom: EVERYBODY GET MARRIED!!!

  
  

  
  

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• BankerBSN member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  1. I have never seen the term "drama llama" so over used in my whole bump career.  Every time I read that it makes me want to kick a puppy.
  

  
  

  2.  And shut up cause you know you love drama

  
  

  3.  I am glad @clecyclist finally got laid.

  
  

  4.  If you are not TTC, GET OFF MY BOARD

  
  

  
  

  

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• brettanomyces member

  March 2014

  CLECyclist said:

  mmb248 said:

  Congratulations! So did I. We're bringing things to a knew awkward level of close here on tb.

  Feel free to join my group "We just had sex" when the chance is available. We'll have daily check-in threads like "Waiting to Bone" and weekly features like "Facial Fridays" and "New Position Thursdays"!
  

  Can we have "Titty-Fuck Tuesday"s? I was just thinking today I haven't been titty-fucked in a while. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• BankerBSN member

  March 2014

  Cockturday>Caturday

  
  

  @clecycylist can you tell me more about this 'recreational sex"...and speak very slowly...

  

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• BankerBSN member

  March 2014

  slappalicious said:

  Damn. @clecyclist All this time I thought it was Fisting Friday because spit kills spermatozoa (<-- fucking autocorrect, man!) and we need to prepare for childbirth.

  Slapps, you make a very valid point.  Andplusalso, fisting is much more TTC related. 

  
  

  #ionlylikepostsaboutttc #doublefisting

  

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  I have such a fucking hardon for the people who turned this thread to chickens. Prepare for my stalker luv.

  

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• catmagick member

  March 2014

  CLECyclist said:

  #moarcawk
  
  
  

  /ded

  
  

  @CLECcyclist you seriously slay me every. damn. time.

        

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  Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!!  Finally on the road to getting better.

  Resumed TTC 7/2014!  Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!!  EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!! 

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• ngolimento member

  March 2014

  NariaDreaming said:

  I keep misreading redacted in the thread title as something much more offensive. I giggle every time that I have to correct myself

  I for one and deeply surprised that this thread hasn't been nuked out of existence.  I looked for the August 2013 thread and I think it's gone.

  

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