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amdecker1016 · February 2014

LW78 said:
This is my daughter's boyfriend's sister. I thought I was good about keeping everyone updated while in labor, but I think she wins.

I told my husband that i would kill him if he did this!

CruiseGirl28 · February 2014

WisconsinCheese12 said:
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4854680

Genius idea!! Warning if you click this you or your so/dh might be going to get some Ben and Jerry's ice cream!

I want this. Maybe this weekend!!

kaking78 · February 2014

WisconsinCheese12 said:

Screw license renewal. -_- I had to put my eight-months-pregnant weight on the form.
I would lie

I always lie, preggers or not

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saisongbird · February 2014

Ugh...I forgot to take my Prilosec this morning and I am paying for it right now. SO.MUCH.HEARTBURN.

SomersIsles · February 2014

My dog is on my bed literally spooning me. The baby is kicking sooooo much in my stomach it's actually uncomfortable/kinda painful. Then, the baby kicked in just the right way that he ended up kicking my dog... Who LEAPED up and started barking because he was so startled! Hahahaha I'm dying

My dog is not amused lol

ntdane · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

CHalePhoto said:

CaseAndDave said:
I am so full of gas from the AMAZING creamed spinach I had as part of my dinner, I legit thought I was having a contraction (maybe I was as a result...? It felt like gas pain+BH, so maybe).

Anyway, the problem is I'm still at work! And the only way to get gas out of me during this pregnancy is by bending over with my elbows on a table and swaying my ass back and forth. Real professional.

A girl's gotta get some relief though, so I closed the blinds to our telephone room, leaned over and let 'er rip...
Is it weird that I'm going to try your method now? Lol. Pregnancy gas is brutal.
I don't know.. I have gas right now and would rather have pregnancy gas..

I was just thinking the same thing...

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amdecker1016 · February 2014

Shoot balls. I have horrible pain tolerance.
I'm still a damn cheerio. The nurse looked at me like i was psycho when i told her. Haha

ladyglittersparkles · February 2014

@kirotea yay for mat leave! I'm guessing you'll have your squishy before I do! But enjoy your mat leave!
(DH says baby must stay put for at least 4 more sleeps... He's on night shift)

jennybean80 · February 2014

I think it's cute DH is surprised his mom is NOT being helpful during her visit to 'help us out with the twins'. Naive, but cute.

He asked her last night how she wanted to help, and her response was 'whatever lets me cuddle babies or Declan'. Yup. She's that visitor. Can't wait for her visit to end, at least she's staying in a hotel.

ladyglittersparkles · February 2014

kirotea said:

futuremrsspriggs said:

@kirotea yay for mat leave! I'm guessing you'll have your squishy before I do! But enjoy your mat leave!
(DH says baby must stay put for at least 4 more sleeps... He's on night shift)

haha my H doesn't want to go to the office anymore so he's all for baby arriving any time now. He must have asked me like 10 times this morning if I was sure he shouldn't stay home with me today :P

He doesn't want to go in either! He keeps checking multiple times that I'm ok before he leaves. He just doesn't want to be at work when things start going because he literally can not leave until someone comes in to cover for him... It even gives me anxiety

SomersIsles · February 2014

Jenstwins said:
I think it's cute DH is surprised his mom is NOT being helpful during her visit to 'help us out with the twins'. Naive, but cute.

He asked her last night how she wanted to help, and her response was 'whatever lets me cuddle babies or Declan'. Yup. She's that visitor. Can't wait for her visit to end, at least she's staying in a hotel.

Wow that's annoying.

SomersIsles · February 2014

bjd316 said:
Does anyone have any song recommendations about father/daughter relationships? I want to put together a CD for my husband and give it to him the first time he leaves the hospital to run home for something. So far I have
Tim McGraw- My Little Girl
Carrie Underwood- All-American Girl
Kenny Chesney- There Goes My Life
Heartland- I Loved Her First

I never know the names of songs or artists for anything so I can't help you out, but this is an awesome idea

SomersIsles · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SNOWING WHEN I TAKE MY KIDS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL?!?!!????

FFS. If they would let me drive I would totes not care.. But DH is driving.

This is why I fully believe a jinx is a real thing lol

lalaith50 · February 2014

bjd316 said:

Does anyone have any song recommendations about father/daughter relationships? I want to put together a CD for my husband and give it to him the first time he leaves the hospital to run home for something. So far I have
Tim McGraw- My Little Girl
Carrie Underwood- All-American Girl
Kenny Chesney- There Goes My Life
Heartland- I Loved Her First

I don't have any other ideas, but maybe try looking online for lists of father-daughter wedding dance songs?

sparklr10 · February 2014

@futuremrsspriggs I just noticed your "fuck everything" gif in your signature! LOVE IT!!!

ladyglittersparkles · February 2014

sparklr10 said:
@futuremrsspriggs I just noticed your "fuck everything" gif in your signature! LOVE IT!!!

Sometimes I forget it's there. I mobile bump a lot...
I really do feel that way

linzy523 · February 2014

@bjd316

My Girl-The Temptations

AnonymousMotherOfOne · February 2014

bjd316 said:
Does anyone have any song recommendations about father/daughter relationships? I want to put together a CD for my husband and give it to him the first time he leaves the hospital to run home for something. So far I have
Tim McGraw- My Little Girl
Carrie Underwood- All-American Girl
Kenny Chesney- There Goes My Life
Heartland- I Loved Her First

Stealing Cinderella - Chuck Wicks

Makes me tear up a little every time I hear it!

lalaith50 · February 2014

I hate our vacuum. If I am going to do more than a small room then I feel like I need to put ear plugs in. And so that makes me never want to do a really thorough house cleaning. After looking at Consumer Reports and seeing some of the recommended ones are less than $150, I'm going to beg DH to let us buy a new one...

theluckiest9 · February 2014

How do I get this baby out? Seriously. Ugh.

Aturl · February 2014

@bjd316
Daughters-john mayer

ProudMommy030614 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

WisconsinCheese12 said:

FarmBoysWife said:
I'm gonna bitch slap DH. We aren't even home and he already made a comment about my weight indirectly.

It went something like this: "now that we are done having kids for the next few years we both need to get back in shape. I think you should be able to run 5 miles again by the time you're 30"

*stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab*
Oh man sorry ;( If my dh says anything to me... He will experience death for sure!!!
Did you have a good comeback?!?
"Man just said to wife whom gave birth less than 48 hours ago 'you need to loose weight' how does man think he is going to survive this"

DH reply: oh shit, I did not mean to say that like that.

(It was in the grander conversation about how we used to go running in college together and about my sisters weight and family medical issues)

Insert throat punch_______ (here)

ProudMommy030614 · February 2014

Random thought: y'all need to stop having February babies we are the march baby board!!!

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ProudMommy030614 · February 2014

LW78 said:

ProudMommy030614 said:
Random thought: y'all need to stop having February babies we are the march baby board!!!
I know, right? I wonder who the first March baby will be

Not me lol I will be the last

AnonymousMotherOfOne · February 2014

Random thought: y'all need to stop having February babies we are the march baby board!!!
I know, right? I wonder who the first March baby will be
Not me lol I will be the last

And I can hear all the 38+ weekers going:

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jennbaylor12 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

LW78 said:
Postpartum cankles suck.
My feet are huuuuuge, making my Kankles look normal.

Fabulous - one more thing to look forward to!

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jennbaylor12 · February 2014

LW78 said:

jennbaylor12 said:

FarmBoysWife said:

LW78 said:
Postpartum cankles suck.
My feet are huuuuuge, making my Kankles look normal.
Fabulous - one more thing to look forward to!
Yup, my feet too. They look like fake feet.

This is just 'the process' we go through pp, right? Do they give you a diuretic in the hospital or to take when you go home to help pull the excess fluid off?

ntdane · February 2014

I just tried to eat dinner while nursing....and fail. Owen is now wearing part of my dinner. Sorry little man!

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ProudMommy030614 · February 2014

H let the boys stay up late and watch alien, now my house is full of crying kids! The boys are ages 8&10 btw. Epic fail H I could have told you they would be scared!

mrsdahamm · February 2014

I'm so glad I have a boy. Every time he has a monster shit I say to him "Goood one!" =D> I also probably get too much enjoyment out of working his legs and rolling him up to help get gas out

)

AriaAmante143 · February 2014

ntdane said:
I just tried to eat dinner while nursing....and fail. Owen is now wearing part of my dinner. Sorry little man!

I ate pancakes over my daughter in my hospital bed this morning. Definitely got syrup in her hair.

karacakes98 · February 2014

I didn't have swollen anything during or after my last two pregnancies. The post partum cankles freaked me out this time!

mrsdahamm · February 2014

AriaAmante143 said:

ntdane said:
I just tried to eat dinner while nursing....and fail. Owen is now wearing part of my dinner. Sorry little man!
I ate pancakes over my daughter in my hospital bed this morning. Definitely got syrup in her hair.

Some time during our first week home, DH was holding the baby while I pumped and he was heating up a bottle for him. While he waited for the water to get warm he picked up the remainder of a sub I hadn't finished and dropped mayonnaise on the baby's forehead. He came back to the bedroom and said "I almost just kicked our baby" he caught himself before tongue hit skin though lmao

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