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AnonymousMotherOfOne

Guise. Guise. Guise. Arby's curly fries dipped in a chocolate shake is the best thing EVER.

Also, where has my motivation gone? I'm supposed to be cleaning, and instead I'm sitting on my living room floor thinking about cleaning, and sipping fries in my chocolate shake...

amdecker1016

@FarmBoysWife @AriaAmante143 how is it going?

CactusGirl

AnonymousMotherOfOne said:

Guise. Guise. Guise. Arby's curly fries dipped in a chocolate shake is the best thing EVER.

Also, where has my motivation gone? I'm supposed to be cleaning, and instead I'm sitting on my living room floor thinking about cleaning, and sipping fries in my chocolate shake...

Ooh, that sounds soooo yummy !

SomersIsles

amymheidecker said:

@FarmBoysWife @AriaAmante143 how is it going?

I'm just gonna start jumping to conclusions since there isn't an instant reply

BethRN1987

Is shaking a sign of labor coming? Lol

I wish it was, I know it's because my sugars must be low since I've been cleaning the house. I just ate three cliff bars and currently waiting for the shaking to stop.

ProudMommy030614

WisconsinCheese12 said:

Tmi time.....

My water could have just broke or I peed myself or I saved a bunch of water in my yaya in the shower and it came out when I was walking in the kitchen? Ihahaha i am going to wait a little and see if anything happens. Then I'm going to call..... Hmm! I can't text this to my mom or she might have a heart attack so you ladies get to know. I smelled and it didn't really smell like pee but it wasn't really like what I imagined.

Do de do.

I am officially stalking this thread for an update now that's not creepy at all, right?

theluckiest9

@wisconsincheese12 if your vag is a cavern, it could be water from the shower.

Aside from that, send me all your labor juju. I want to be next.

amdecker1016

@WisconsinCheese12 i'm excited for you if its your water haha!

SomersIsles

@wisconsincheese12

I vote your water broke

CruiseGirl28

amymheidecker said:

AW: Made my last unnecessary baby purchase..=]
We are combining newborn photos with easter photos.

We are doing the same thing. I bought a little bunny outfit too.

amdecker1016

@kirotea i'm sorry you are miserable. Did you take a tylenol or anything?
I started wiping pink so i understand!
Its a waiting game!

CruiseGirl28

kirotea said:

I am one miserable bitch right now.

Fell asleep on the couch somehow (with screaming hips) and woke up feeling shittier than when I fell asleep. 

If something's going to happen, let's go already. But I also want to take like a 12 hour nap before it starts. (I know, not gonna happen.)

Still trickling fluid. Still losing bits of my MP. Hurry up already or let me get some sleep at least.

Ugh. Sorry you are feeling like this.

amdecker1016

kirotea said:

amymheidecker said:

@kirotea i'm sorry you are miserable. Did you take a tylenol or anything?
I started wiping pink so i understand!
Its a waiting game!

No, I haven't taken any Tylenol. I probably will take that and some Benadryl when I attempt to go to bed in a little bit. I should probably try to eat something before then... 

I keep thinking i need to eat something because it could be my last meal! They won't let me eat once i go in.

theluckiest9

@kirotea sorry you're stuck in limbo. Def eat something and take some meds. Make sure you're staying hydrated too! Does your doc/hospital not make you come in if your water breaks?

amdecker1016

This is how i am waiting for baby updates..

SomersIsles

Laura8388 said:

SO MANY REGULARS ARE IN LABOUR RIGHT NOW!!

(also jumping to conclusions, but it's the only excuse they have for not being here.)

It's nice recognizing the name of the person having a baby. Babies everywhere!!

amdecker1016

dotgirl2 said:

Quick - is the MP (with picture) thread for real? I'm afraid to click.

Do it!!

SomersIsles

dotgirl2 said:

Quick - is the MP (with picture) thread for real? I'm afraid to click.

Haha I almost did the same thing and posted here. Then I just decided to blur my eyes.... You can never be too sure!

amdecker1016

dotgirl2 said:

ZOMG! So worth it!

Told ya!!

AnonymousMotherOfOne

I'm sitting at the mall waiting for MH to go on break at work before I go home for the night, and it's "family night". I'm the lonely little preggo girl in the corner, wishing death on all rubber duckies and squeak toys.

My food doesn't even taste that good, and OMFG WHAT IS THAT SOUND?!? ):<

::grumblegrumblehormonalgrumble:: Grr.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

Don't ask why I know what it smells like, but someone that walked within about fifty feet of me was totally smoking pot in their car before they came inside... Holy shitballs it smells like a skunk's ass in here now...

AnonymousMotherOfOne

WisconsinCheese12 said:

AnonymousMotherOfOne said:

Don't ask why I know what it smells like, but someone that walked within about fifty feet of me was totally smoking pot in their car before they came inside... Holy shitballs it smells like a skunk's ass in here now...

Haha I used to be a supervisor at Spencer's so I know how that is ;( idk how they could walk around the mall smelling like that and not realize other people can smell them!!!

I think it's like cigarette smokers; the sense of smell is always the first thing to go.

ProudMommy030614

This chick right here will be pregnant for 36 more days!!! I am going to need some more baby pics to get me through all of these days!!!

pepperedmoth

Why haven't I been posting here? Not OK.

amdecker1016

FarmBoysWife said:

Hehe, and for those who check here- I'll give deets when I have them! I mean, we know the sex.. But I like how the tease is panning out!

It is a tease! I cannot wait!

AriaAmante143

Breast feeding is HARD, y'all. Not that I expected it to be easy, but...man. Very excited to meet with my lactation consultant tomorrow.

amdecker1016

@FarmBoysWife that just means that you will be queen of the house for a little while longer!
I abdicate my throne tomorrow when little princess comes and takes over my world haha!

The HDBD post makes me have anxiety.

@kirotea i was fully expecting you to be having a baby right now!

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AnonymousMotherOfOne

Screw license renewal. -_- I had to put my eight-months-pregnant weight on the form.

pepperedmoth

WisconsinCheese12 said:

AnonymousMotherOfOne said:

Screw license renewal. -_- I had to put my eight-months-pregnant weight on the form.

I would lie

Yup, I would have put my pre-preg weight.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

pepperedmoth said:

WisconsinCheese12 said:

AnonymousMotherOfOne said:

Screw license renewal. -_- I had to put my eight-months-pregnant weight on the form.

I would lie

Yup, I would have put my pre-preg weight.

Well, I let the darn thing go too long, and so I have to go back this afternoon for a drive test. Maybe I can convince them to let me change it, and be all "pity me I'm pregnant wahhhhhh!" if they try to tell me no. XD

jennbaylor12

FarmBoysWife said:

My dad sent me this.. Please tell me I'm not just hormonal about being pissed...

"How the heck am i supposed to call work and tell them i want a couple of days off because a geadbaby is born if i dont know what it is. I will sound pretty dumb when they ask whar it is. Should i just tell them my selfish child wont tell us?"

OMG - Def justified in being pissed! That's just what you need less than 24hrs PP, Geez

legallyginger

pepperedmoth said:

WisconsinCheese12 said:

AnonymousMotherOfOne said:

Screw license renewal. -_- I had to put my eight-months-pregnant weight on the form.

I would lie

Yup, I would have put my pre-preg weight.

Screw pre-preg, my license still has my weight from when I got it in high school.

legallyginger

@fbw

I'd tell him he can just call work and tell them he needs to take a couple days off to get his head out of his ass.

Who calls a woman who just gave birth selfish?

AnonymousMotherOfOne

legallyginger said:

Screw license renewal. -_- I had to put my eight-months-pregnant weight on the form.

I would lie

Yup, I would have put my pre-preg weight.

Screw pre-preg, my license still has my weight from when I got it in high school.

I feel better about wanting to shave 30ish pounds off of that now. I'm definitely going to see if they'll take pity on me when I go back this afternoon and change it. >_> I don't need a reminder until 2017 that I was a whale at one point.

AnonymousMotherOfOne

FarmBoysWife said:

My dad sent me this.. Please tell me I'm not just hormonal about being pissed...

"How the heck am i supposed to call work and tell them i want a couple of days off because a geadbaby is born if i dont know what it is. I will sound pretty dumb when they ask whar it is. Should i just tell them my selfish child wont tell us?"

Tell him "Open mouth, insert foot." or some other variation of "Kiss my ass." He could be a mature adult, and tell them that it's meant to be surprise when he gets to meet the horsechilla! Or he can be a petulant brat at however many years old he is... I can see my father doing the same thing if he didn't already know I'm Team Pink...

sparklr10

NorthernLghts said:

My temp is seriously pissing me off. I'm happy they hired someone but she just likes to talk and randomly start talking/commenting outloud. I ignore her most of the time but I am use to working in a really quiet office because my other co-worker & I rarely talk to one another.  I'm happy to answer her questions and help her out when she's stuck on something don't get me wrong, it's just the random chit-chat and commentary that's bothering me. Also-I get it-you've been here 3 weeks and you don't know everyone yet, I don't need to hear this every day. It also doesn't help that my temp and my co-worker were already friends prior to her getting hired.

I've got a bunch of online training session I need to get done before I go out on leave and her talking is highly distracting. I just want to tell her to shut up.

Ugh, sorry you are having to deal with this!! Can you put in headphones? That's always my go to....even if I'm not listening to anything, it deters ppl from trying to talk to me! Wow that sounded super anti-social but hey sometimes at work it happens (I work with family too LOL)

SomersIsles

4 stickies... So much for getting rid of the clutter... lol

amdecker1016

13 hours until i go to the hospital. I am going to be sick.

My h just got bit with the nesting bug. At least i don't have to clean now!