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Dear Child,

VeronicaAnn143VeronicaAnn143 member
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Dear Child,

I cannot pat your back 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's not physically possible. You will have to learn to get comfortable another way....or I will lose my mind.

Love Always,
Mom


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  • VeronicaAnn143VeronicaAnn143 member
    edited February 2014
    Dexter&11 said:

    Dear Child,

    Please stop screaming at me and go to sleep!!!!! You've been fed, you have a clean bum, you've been winded for an hour....you are just tired so give in and sleep for f sake!!!!!!

    Mum

    This 100%

    LO has been squeaking since 4:45am, taking cat naps. He's exhausted now and fighting a nap. STOP IT!

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  • Nikkijo1022Nikkijo1022 member
    snowwhite1979 said:

    Dear Child,

    Yelling at my boob will not help either of us. If you want to eat, it is your responsibility to latch and suck instead if silly eating and yelling. We do this every two hours. Don't pretend you don't know what you're doing.

    Thank you from the bottom of my heart for not being a screamer like your sister.

    Love,

    Mom

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  • ziggy903ziggy903 member
    armalan12 said:

    Dear child,
    How can you be too big for most of your newborn clothes, and too small for most of your 3 month clothes? You have about 8 things to wear. Poop, pee, and spit up wisely.
    Love,
    your momma who also is in between sizes!(so seriously, keep it in your diaper!)

    Same here! Only with preemie and newborn clothes.


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  • WinnieellaWinnieella member
    VeronicaAnn143 said:

    Dear Child,

    You're 8 weeks old but since you were preemie you're only two weeks old adjusted age . The fact that you're wearing 3-6 month clothing is scaring me. Please slow down.

    Love,
    Mom

    My guy is between newborn and.zero to three months. Some newborn stiff is too small, others are big.
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  • Breeze1107Breeze1107 member
    snowwhite1979 said:

    Dear Child,

    Yelling at my boob will not help either of us. If you want to eat, it is your responsibility to latch and suck instead if silly eating and yelling. We do this every two hours. Don't pretend you don't know what you're doing.

    Thank you from the bottom of my heart for not being a screamer like your sister.

    Love,

    Mom

    =D> YES!
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  • BtwilhelmBtwilhelm member
    Dear child,
    Can you sleep for more then five minutes? I really want to shower and eat something. I promise cuddling will be so much better once I smell good.

    Love,
    Mom
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  • ShreyaRShreyaR member
    MissDemeanor said:

    Dear Child,


    You are going to have to learn to sleep in your own bed eventually. Your college roommate will not be as accommodating as your dad and I are.

    Love Mama

    PS your squeaks are cute but just go to sleep already!
    Yes, Ditto!
    And
    Dear Child,
    I wish I could ease your discomfort/pain you get due to colic, I wish you could sleep for a few hours straight rather than less than an hour or an hour tops!
    Love you!
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  • MormonMrs1218MormonMrs1218 member
    Dear Child,
    I'm not sure how we lived without you to love and make us laugh. However, between the colic that just started this week, and the diaper rash that is just now clearing up (but apparently still painful), you have reverted to being a momma's girl of the highest degree. I was up until 5 this morning while you slept blissfully on my chest. PLEASE, love, snuggle with Daddy a little. I need sleep.

    Love,
    Your patient, but sleep-deprived mommy
    "If every husband and every wife would constantly do whatever might be possible to ensure the comfort and happiness of his or her companion, there would be very little, if any, divorce. Argument would never be heard. Accusations would never be leveled. Angry explosions would not occur. Rather, love and concern would replace abuse and meanness." --Gordon B. Hinckley
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  • Dexter&11Dexter&11 member
    Missy0483 said:

    Dear Child,

    I really love your hands...just like every other part of you, but I'm really tempted to put you in your Halo sleep sack aka the baby straight jacket everytime I have to feed you. Your hands in your face and mouth make it almost impossible to give you your bottle while you're screaming at me and trying to eat your hands! Oh and if you wouldn't make a mess and drip all down your chin I wouldn't need a bib or a burp cloth!

    Love,
    Your not so patient mommy :)

    It's even more fun when the hands are in the mouth at the same time as your nipple...and then she decides to latch! There is NO word for that level of pain!!!!
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  • jpoindahousejpoindahouse member

    Dear Child,

     

    Please learn what a nipple looks like. It's the thing I keep shoving in your face. It is not a knuckle, my sternum, my elbow, etc. You should not be trying to suck on these things. Really, my nipples shouldn't be so hard to find now that they are huge and brown from pregnancy.

    Thanks,

    Mom

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  • mdr619mdr619 member
    Dear Child,

    Please go back to sleep at night. I know you think it's playtime, but it's not. It's no fun for me to stay up with you.

    Love,
    Your adoring but sleep deprived Mom
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  • ZAngelZAngel member
    Dear Baby,

    Please let me eat.  I'm starving and you seem to have some type of "mommy is hungry radar".  I've fed you.  You are warm and cozy.  Sound asleep....  you do not have to wake up because mommy wants to make a sandwich.  I can handle this on my own. 

    Love,
    Your empty tummy mommy

    PS - It would be wonderful if you could be awake and not screaming.  Just because your eyes are open doesn't mean you are hungry.
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