Random thread- for all things random.

abrazz · February 2014

I bought a carrier today that was on sale. I'm going to try really hard this time to like it and use it. I want to be able to take all 3 kids out by myself like I do with 2. I have one of my daughter's dolls that I plan on using for practice. Now to not get caught practicing $:\$ ">

Kristen0705 · February 2014

I'm secretly obsessed with watching Teen Mom. I'm so excited that MTV has 4 hours of catch up with the original cast. Yes, I'm 26 years old and it's my guilty pleasure...

mrscurlygurl · February 2014

jessa8907 said:

A few people mentioned wanting to throw me a baby shower after I announced. I haven't heard anything since and I have no idea if it's impolite to ask about it.

Who are the people? Really good friends/family? I'd probably ask them when they were thinking. Coworkers? I'd probably wait till they brought it up again.

Ylvelill · February 2014

jessa8907 said:
A few people mentioned wanting to throw me a baby shower after I announced. I haven't heard anything since and I have no idea if it's impolite to ask about it.

I broke down yesterday and kinda hinted at it since no one had offered yet. My girlfriends were amused and made fun of me

emineminem · February 2014

Ughhhh I finally have poisonous pregnancy gas. It's freaking toxic and my farts used to smell like roses. I farted in the grocery store today and it kept following me. I thought I'd get to skip this damn symptom, but baby girl had other plans.

knitsandgiggles · February 2014

Truly random, but I am only 4 love its away from 1000!

Yay! - Made it!

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ghostof5letters · February 2014

shanicenicolle said:

I really hope I don't become one of those moms that say, "24 month old," and so on. No offense but its really annoying. SHE/HE IS TWO!

I don't know how many months my kid is. I told the pediatrician's office last week that Pip was "two and a half and a month"

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Lhalliburton · February 2014

I have the cold from hell that had now lasted over a week and gets worse by the day. It's all a chest cold, which is the silver lining for my sinuses. But my ribs are sore from coughing (ahh the poor baby in my belly!) and my throat feels like it will start bleeding with the next coughing fit.

What I wouldn't give for some Nyquil. Tea with lemon and honey isn't doing a damn thing.

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Big+Lil · February 2014

amlonica said:
Thanks guys. The furniture comes assembled so besides taking out the drawers i didnt know how to put it in parts. Im glad to know movers wont think im crazy if i go that way. But pottery barn delivers via UPS... so its shipped based on weight... that shit is crazy. Were dresser shopping today with a wood sample from the crib because im being a bsc pregnant woman demanding matching furniture :-)

@amlonica
Pottery Barn offers their "White Glove Delivery" service where they hand deliver, assemble and move the furniture wherever you want. I don't know if it is just for urban areas, but that is why their shipping surcharge is high (but worth it). I've also been so happy with our PBK furniture, that I keep buying more! Their delivery people have been top notch too.

pfeilele · February 2014

My kid has a mullet.

coybig · February 2014

500 love tits. now I just need to spam the board to get 500 posts. I think I should get a cookie once I hit it at the very least.

mrscurlygurl · February 2014

missquela said:
Ughhhh I finally have poisonous pregnancy gas. It's freaking toxic and my farts used to smell like roses. I farted in the grocery store today and it kept following me. I thought I'd get to skip this damn symptom, but baby girl had other plans.

Haha...I love titted because I laughed with the mental image of a fart cloud following you around the store like Pig Pen.

beff12 · February 2014

Random: I'm having a hard time telling if I can feel LO moving, or if I have a poop forming. I don't feel poop, so I'm going with baby for now. All I know is something is tumbling around in there!

eortman · February 2014

Schenectady, Saskatchewan and St. Louis

cuntasaurusrex · February 2014

TallMomma29 said:

ghostof5letters said:

I really hate this thread. I think it's canabalizing the board and making it really boring.

I think this thread is great for super random thoughts that don't need a separate thread (ie I pooped and now I don't look pregnant anymore). But I don't think anyone should feel like they need to put any random post or topic here. If anyone wants to actually have a discussion about something and wants other people to chime in, they should start a new thread! UNLESS what they want to say is already covered to death somewhere else (ie pictures of their bump, announcements about the sex/name, or questions that have already been covered 3 times in the past week). ;-)

Agreed. For the most part, the redirects don't need to happen. The point of this board is to discuss things that need discussin'. But for super random "I LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ. I LIKE THE TINMAN" type shit, that's just fun and has a place to live now.

runrinserepeat · February 2014

The flying monkeys creep me out.

Ylvelill · February 2014

I never thought I would be excited about having a shower, I was kinda dreading it

But now that the planning has started I am bouncing off the walls.

AutumnBonfire · February 2014

I have horrible gas today and I keep farting. I should really stop since I am in a small office with no windows. I'm afraid I'll have a really bad one and someone will walk in.

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Salsera29 · February 2014

FML. I was thinking that my a/s on March 10th was next week. I just realized yesterday that it's TWO weeks away. And what's worse, I also realized that it's going to be at 21 weeks, not 20, because the dr I saw at 13 weeks said he wanted to see me again in 8 weeks. So they won't change it.

WHY DOES THE CALENDAR AND ALL THE SCHEDULING PEOPLE HATE ME?

::Pouts. Whines. Pouts again::

AutumnBonfire · February 2014

LiteraChick said:

AutumnBonfire said:

I have horrible gas today and I keep farting. I should really stop since I am in a small office with no windows. I'm afraid I'll have a really bad one and someone will walk in.

Scented candle! Good excuse to strike a match
:-&

I left my office and came back in, it definitely smells like a fart. I don't have scented candles or matches. The best I could come up with is hairspray. So now it smells like hairspray in here.

ichamommy · February 2014

Can I make a NBR thread for Sons of Anarchy? Screw it. I'm doin it. I need an SOA fix.

ichamommy · February 2014

milestrellas said:
Found this lovely gem online. I'm officially terrified.

Shit SON! Now I'm terrified too.

TallMomma29 · February 2014

:-o

That chart has caused my ladyparts so much pain. Excuse my FTM ignorance, but does the baby come out a hole the size of a bagel?! Obviously better than a cheerio but that is still crazy small. I don't think I can eat bagels for breakfast anymore....

runrinserepeat · February 2014

I'm up to two flags for abuse. I don't know whether I should be proud or worried, but I'm leaning toward proud.

emineminem · February 2014

Ylvelill said:
I never thought I would be excited about having a shower, I was kinda dreading it

But now that the planning has started I am bouncing off the walls.

I thought you said "taking a shower" and I was like, "YES! I hella don't want to take a shower!" Lol.

Also, A FREAKING BAGEL?! No way bro.

helloblueeyes · February 2014

hopalong1015 said:

milestrellas said:

Found this lovely gem online. I'm officially terrified.

While this is terrifying, it also makes me want a doughnut and a cookie. I think that will help me get over it

My first thought when i saw it was "Dammit! Now i want a doughnut!" Hahaha

katnipeverclean · February 2014

milestrellas said:

Found this lovely gem online. I'm officially terrified.

No fucking wonder DD don't want to come out. With melon in the 95th percentile no way her head was fitting through a bagel sized hole.

PS now I want a bagel with lox and cream cheese.

Ylvelill · February 2014

Two more days, i think I might go mad! But then I saw Salsera29s post and now I feel like a douce

ghostof5letters · February 2014

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/gifs-that-sum-up-your-first-sexual-experience?bffb&s=mobile

Ylvelill · February 2014

ghostof5letters said:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/gifs-that-sum-up-your-first-sexual-experience?bffb&s=mobile

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Salsera29 · February 2014

Ylvelill said:
Two more days, i think I might go mad! But then I saw Salsera29s post and now I feel like a douce

Well god punished me for bitching because on my way home from work I got in a car accident. I'm sitting in the Dr office right now (not ob) because I'm sore but didn't need to go to the ER. OBs office hours are over for today but he's going to see me tomorrow.

TugboatSheila · February 2014

SarahVol131 said:

milestrellas said:

Found this lovely gem online. I'm officially terrified.

No fucking wonder DD don't want to come out. With melon in the 95th percentile no way her head was fitting through a bagel sized hole.

PS now I want a bagel with lox and cream cheese.

I am having serious misgivings about my ability to reach bagel-cervix size. I mean even if my cervix is like "yessss bagel time", my vaj will probably be all "YOU SHALL NOT PASS". I know I'm being ridiculous but this is a genuine concern I have.

jensavicci · February 2014

Ok, idk wtf is happening with my body, but I am so stiff and crackable all of a sudden. You know how ppl crack their knuckles or back? That's my whole friggin body now. And this is really strange. Every time I walk now, my toes crack and you can hear it. And it's only one foot because my other one isn't making the sound. So I've just been walking around making cracking sounds all day. My children found it amusing at for a while comparing me to chitty chitty bang bang but now they're just like make it stop.

jensavicci · February 2014

Oh jeez!

Salsera29 said:

Ylvelill said:
Two more days, i think I might go mad! But then I saw Salsera29s post and now I feel like a douce
Well god punished me for bitching because on my way home from work I got in a car accident. I'm sitting in the Dr office right now (not ob) because I'm sore but didn't need to go to the ER. OBs office hours are over for today but he's going to see me tomorrow.

Oh no! I hope everything turns out fine

Ylvelill · February 2014

Salsera29 said:

Ylvelill said:
Two more days, i think I might go mad! But then I saw Salsera29s post and now I feel like a douce
Well god punished me for bitching because on my way home from work I got in a car accident. I'm sitting in the Dr office right now (not ob) because I'm sore but didn't need to go to the ER. OBs office hours are over for today but he's going to see me tomorrow.

Eeep! Hoping you are doing better and everything will be fine with the little one