Drinking yet?

Re: Drinking yet?

• Monkeybabe member

  February 2014

  justAphase said:

  Monkeybabe said:

  @missyishere, if I ever go visit my friend that lives in Des Moines, we have to get together. It has to happen!

  march 6-10

  It's tempting, haha, but the funds aren't there at the moment. 

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  I have a pic of me in my swim suit, but it isn't going on TB.  This is the suit bottoms I want to buy. I just need to find a solid colored top.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  justAphase said:

  ::ogles missy's ass in ruffles::

  I wish that were my ass in the ruffles.  But I wonder if it's too young looking for this old gal.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  Luckylove23 said:

  I have a pic of me in my swim suit, but it isn't going on TB.  This is the suit bottoms I want to buy. I just need to find a solid colored top.

  
  

  
  

  So cute! White triangle top? Simple?

  White would blend in with my pasty ass.  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• nanabanana06

  February 2014

  Ugh, swimsuits. I hate those. I got a boring black speedo cuz I stopped caring how I look in one.
  

  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  This is the top, but I'm not crazy about the style. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  I take N to our gym to swim at least once a week in the winter.  And I've also been getting in the hot tub after work outs, so it would be nice to have more than one suit.  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  FFSaC: I queefed for like 7 minutes straight today. That is a lot of queefing, right?

  OMG I CRY WIT PEE!

  
  

  
  

  Did you do a lot of doggy today?

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  piffle42 said:

  We're visiting my sister in Vegas and they have no booze (

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Eleventy11 member

  February 2014

  Leaving our fancy schmancy wedding. I did drink all of the champagne. DH will most likely get lucky when we get home.
  
  This reception allegedly cost upwards of $150K and I totally believe it...swankiest thing I've ever been to...and a giant waste of money. They did bring out corn dogs and pretzels with cheese around 10:00.

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  It just happened. We didn't have more doggy style than any other time. I was just a queefing machine,

  loose lips sink ships

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  @mrsbutt

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  OMG y'all I want to go to sleep but H is snoring like a fog horn on a cargo ship during a storm. Fuck.

  Queef in his face?

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Monkeybabe member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  I could go for a corn dog.

  Right? That's all I can think about now.

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  missyishere said:

  MrsButt said:

  OMG y'all I want to go to sleep but H is snoring like a fog horn on a cargo ship during a storm. Fuck.

  Queef in his face?

  OMG. If I could right now, I would. He would fucking deserve it.

  Is there a term for a queef dutch oven?  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Monkeybabe member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  Urban Dictionary says it's a Norwegian Easybake. He totes deserves it right now. Snoring at max level and he's got the remote on his side of the bed. WTAF DH? I need to turn the crazy queefing back on!

  legit loling at Norwegian Easybake.

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  MrsButt said:

  Urban Dictionary says it's a Norwegian Easybake. He totes deserves it right now. Snoring at max level and he's got the remote on his side of the bed. WTAF DH? I need to turn the crazy queefing back on!

  That is probably the best term ever!  I need to tell my Norwegian family members up North. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  @mrsbutt our ticker needs changed.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  Goodnight, drunken skanks!!
  
  /vodka

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LuckyDad member

  February 2014

  LauraT25 said:

  I just got like a billion dollar grant at work. Maybe I can squeeze in some teleportation research. Wanna collaborate on this @luckydad?

  Congrats on the grant. And I think it would totally fit the spirit of academia to use your funding on totally different research than what your proposal was for.
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• LuckyDad member

  February 2014

  I'm bummed I missed all this fun "spending time" with my "wife".
  
  At least I got something out of it, IYKWIM!
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• LuckyDad member

  February 2014

  
  

  MrsButt said:

  I could go for a corn dog.

  I'm pretty sure you won the drinking thread tonight.
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• LuckyDad member

  February 2014

  I want someone to make "NorwegianEasybake" as an AE.
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• missyishere member

  February 2014

  I'm not hungover, but I'm soooo tired. #alsousingelectronicbabysitter

  
  

  
  

  
  

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