Drinking yet?

missyishere

Brb biznwss to rake care of.

EVA116

LexiLupin said:

I feel a new avatar coming on.
Thoughts?

I always think lex Luther when I see your screen name

missyishere

Your favorite CAH card @lexilupin

EVA116

I wanted to change mine too but baseball is almost here.

willy_gert

LexiLupin said:

Is a potato boat like a potato skin?

Yes, same thing we just use stupid shitty names here in BFE KS....

Maebb

We are watching the Olympics, and DH keeps making jokes about the "super G."

PSA - if you have brownies that are a little dry, pour some Baileys on them and microwave them for 30 seconds. You're welcome.

EVA116

@lexilupin

EVA116

Whoops here

missyishere

EVA116

I'm going out to have a smoke.

jorkz821

Know what sadly does NOT go well with Cabernet? Chocolate chip potty incentive cookies.

Still ate 2 tho.

missyishere

I want another drink but lazy. #FWP

Monkeybabe

My kid was the most antisocial kid at the birthday party today. I really hope my awkwardness doesn't rub off on her.

I think I'm going to buy some cider at the store tomorrow, because it sounds really good.

Monkeybabe

Confession: I got bored of Harry Potter about half way through the series and never finished it.

I'm thinking about trying again, but I feel like I'd have to start from scratch and that's just daunting.

EVA116

I just saw the weirdest commercial for a vibrator.

Monkeybabe

LexiLupin said:

Ohh, it'll be so much better if you start from scratch @monkeybabe. The first three books are fairly short anyway. Give it another shot! So good!

Yeah, I read the first few when I was 11, I think. I remember my paternal grandpa was spouting off about it being the devil's something or other at a family function at our house, and about a week later I had a copy of the first book on my bed with a note from my maternal grandmother saying something about imagination. I wish I had kept the note, and the book now, because she was the most kick ass lady ever.

EVA116

LexiLupin said:

EVA116 said:

I just saw the weirdest commercial for a vibrator.

Was it awkwardly bleeped out @eva116?

No it was a mom putting her son to bed and then goes into her room and talks to a picture of the dad and says " he's not the only one that misses you" then she finds a vibrator in her drawer as a gift from him

Monkeybabe

@justaphase She'll be 2 at the end of next month.

Sorry, @thisisbrea!

missyishere

LexiLupin said:

If anti-social...ness? anti-socialism? (heh) is genetic, my kid is fuuuuucked.

He's a total people person for now though!

We should swap kids.

Monkeybabe

LexiLupin said:

Monkeybabe said:

LexiLupin said:

Ohh, it'll be so much better if you start from scratch @monkeybabe. The first three books are fairly short anyway. Give it another shot! So good!

Yeah, I read the first few when I was 11, I think. I remember my paternal grandpa was spouting off about it being the devil's something or other at a family function at our house, and about a week later I had a copy of the first book on my bed with a note from my maternal grandmother saying something about imagination. I wish I had kept the note, and the book now, because she was the most kick ass lady ever.

That's awesome. She sounds kick ass. :-)
I think we're about the same age-ish, I was 10 or 11 when the third came out and the series really took off (in the US anyway). Do you remember which book you left on with?

eta: oh lol, sorry @thisisbrea.

It was either Goblet of Fire or the one after. I can only clearly remember reading up to that. I think we're withing months of each other in age. 24, birthday in May.

Monkeybabe

Oh, and she was so fucking awesome, @lexilupin. Unfortunately, she died when I was 12, due to medical error during a surgery. 

jorkz821

I'm pretty sure I was 23 or 24 when HP first came out. I remember reading the first couple in grad school instead of studying.

Gah. Old.

jorkz821

ThisIsBrea said:

jorkz821 said:

I'm pretty sure I was 23 or 24 when HP first came out. I remember reading the first couple in grad school instead of studying.

Gah. Old.

Want to be old and cold together?

Yes. I wore fuzzy socks and a hoodie to bed last night. So cold.

missyishere

Old and Cold sounds like a small town cover band.

missyishere

Guess my friend isn't coming. I got all gussied up for nothing. Oh well, cheers anyways, Parenting!!

LuckyDad

We went to a kid friendly party. I've had a couple beers.

missyishere

You guys are giving major heart boners today. Xoxoxo

EVA116

@missyishere

missyishere

Heyoooo

nanabanana06

I had a crappy day. I visited the garage. Now I chow on oreos and iced tea.

missyishere

I guessi have to switch COCKtails. Now onto vodka lemonades.

missyishere

Okay, sappy drunk Missy for a sec:




I have made so many good friends as a result from hangin out with you all. I really can contribute a great deal of my happiness and parenting skills to Parenting. I love you guys.

missyishere

IM SOFAKING EXCITED @JUSTAPHASE!!!

missyishere

Everyone come to the cornnotcorn fields!

missyishere

This just popped up on my feed in my town's fb for sale/trade group.  It's a "medicine stick", which is definitely not what I thought when I saw it.

missyishere

I got the medicine stick; if I can hit once, I can hit twice.  I got the medicine stick. uh huh uh huh

Monkeybabe

@missyishere, if I ever go visit my friend that lives in Des Moines, we have to get together. It has to happen!

missyishere

I feel like online shoppiong right now, which would be a bad idea while drunk.  I think I need a second swim suit.

missyishere

I just bought one a couple weeks ago, but it was so inexpensive; I feel I need a second for back up since my suits don't fit me from the last two years.

missyishere

I know you guys care a lot about my swimwear decisions.