FYI: Dilation and Effacement

KariB509 · February 2014

@bearsbearsbears, creme-filled for me! (I like creme in my mouth...)

pepperedmoth · February 2014

Yanno, I think a resourceful Bumpie could make a chart of cervical dilation entirely with donuts. It'd start with a churro in cross-section and end with funnel cake.

ProudMommy030614 · February 2014

Where are these donuts that were spoken of??? WTH???

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rockopera · February 2014

(pssst @shellsbells1980....we've moved on to pastries. You know, if you would read the GD post. But if you really wanna go back there...)

ifr8955 · February 2014

I say we have a Krispy Kreme clique.

SomersIsles · February 2014

ShellsBells1980 said:

bearsbearsbears said:

I don't think you know what bullying is or stalking...

Have you heard of donuts?

I wish that were true. Just because it's words on a screen and not face to face doesn't make it any less bullying, and I have been stalked, i know what the definition of that is too. I can only assume your donut question is sarcasm?

OMG did you just ask if the donuts = sarcasm?

babylimas · February 2014

In case anyone is waiting on me . . . I will not be white knighting this thread.

I'm way too confused.

ifr8955 · February 2014

If we are talking about heaven...

SomersIsles · February 2014

ShellsBells1980 said:

CHalePhoto said:

@karib509 You should change the title of this to FYI Dilation, Donuts, Effacement, and an Idiot.

FYI Dilation, Donuts, Effacement, and an Idiot, and a load of HORMONAL women in complete denial about it who will act like a twat towards people at the first opportunity

It's like when that awkward kid tries to make a joke and the music stops and all you hear are crickets....

PerkyErky · February 2014

Ok, I just read all 8 9 10 11 12 pages. Clearly I now want a doughnut and not the shortbread cookies I just baked. Dammit!

I totally read @shellsbells80 original comment as a joke and joining in on the mockery of those who ask dumb dilation and effacement questions. And I think @kirotea was a little quick with the snark, so shells there lashed back. However this shit got super dramatic quick. All that needed to be said was:

Shells - I was joking, didn't mean to imply I wanted someone to google effacement

Kirotea - ah I see it now

**issue over**

I want an "old dirty bastard" doughnut from voodoo doughnuts here in Oregon. Yeast doughtnut, with chocolate frosting, peanut butter and pieces of oreo cookie. They also have bacon maple bars, yum.

rockopera · February 2014

i hate the unfunny/unclever. Especially when they are trying sooo hard, but still fall sooo far short. It's a little sad really.

Makes me want a donut.

SomersIsles · February 2014

The fact that I need to buy donuts and munchkins tomorrow on the way to work is keeping me awake even more than this thread.

Sugary excitement

ifr8955 · February 2014

@babylimas, well it went like this.... Someone posted about their ripening cervix, @shellbells1980 made a bad joke/tried to cover up her bad post as a joke, @shellsbells1980 got offended when TB brought her up to date, everyone started talking about donuts, @shellsbells1980 hasn't given up the "good fight", and the rest of us are just talking about donuts.

saisongbird · February 2014

You guise! I have to work for ONE night and I miss all this!! SO NOT FAIR!1!!!!111!! ELEVENTY!!!!

::goes and pouts in a corner because DH won't go out and get the cookie dough and brownie batter doughnuts::

AriaAmante143 · February 2014

Holy shit I don't ignore my husband while we watch hockey for one evening and the internet EXPLODES. I read all 9 pages, and stumbled through the stupidity. Do I get a donut? Can it have sprinkles? I really like sprinkles.

saisongbird · February 2014

ShellsBells1980 said:

I keep getting notifications about being mentioned, i'm only replying to others...hell, i don't want to come across as rude.

Ever had that feeling of being damned if you do and damned if you don't??

Yes...you did try to GBCB before. Might want to try it again.

kaking78 · February 2014

FarmBoysWife said:

Krispy kreme's are gross.. *vom* That may be a UO?

Those are the best doughnuts ever! FBW, stop bullying my taste buds!

lindsey1031 · February 2014

Tonight I "learnt" that I am not alone in my Krispy Kreme hate nor in my love of almond croissants and blueberry donuts. I also feel weird because I'm still thinking that we might be talking about @bandteacher's cervix. Not sure if I should be licking my lips or imagining someone's innards. *shrugs* I still want a donut.

AriaAmante143 · February 2014

torilea said:

On a donut related note, DH told me the other day that he doesn't like donuts, waffles, or pancakes because "there's no point." THE POINT IS THAT THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

That right there is grounds for divorce. GTFO, donut hater.

lalaith50 · February 2014

I've had the best donut of my life (twice) at a little bakery in Amish country. I seriously dream about it. I have yet to find anywhere that makes a donut remotely as good.

saisongbird · February 2014

@FarmBoysWife - I think it was back on page 3 but I'm way too tired/lazy/really don't give a flying fuck to go back and look...I think she was talking about going to bed or leaving or something? My brain hurts just thinking about it.

ifr8955 · February 2014

saisongbird said:

You guise! I have to work for ONE night and I miss all this!! SO NOT FAIR!1!!!!111!! ELEVENTY!!!!

::goes and pouts in a corner because DH won't go out and get the cookie dough and brownie batter doughnuts::

I gift you this virtual donut for your impeccable use of grammar and punctuation.

lalaith50 · February 2014

ShellsBells1980 said:

saisongbird said:

ShellsBells1980 said:

I keep getting notifications about being mentioned, i'm only replying to others...hell, i don't want to come across as rude.

Ever had that feeling of being damned if you do and damned if you don't??

Yes...you did try to GBCB before. Might want to try it again.

Oh hell, at the risk of more piss taking, go on, tell me what GBCB is, because i have no idea and at 4am, i'm too tired to look for the thread that tells me everything.

good bye cruel bump

Andreabills · February 2014

torilea said:
On a donut related note, DH told me the other day that he doesn't like donuts, waffles, or pancakes because "there's no point." THE POINT IS THAT THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

Please don't allow him unsupervised access to your daughter, I'd hate for her to become corrupted!

kaking78 · February 2014

torilea said:

On a donut related note, DH told me the other day that he doesn't like donuts, waffles, or pancakes because "there's no point." THE POINT IS THAT THEY'RE DELICIOUS.

MH isn't much into sweets. I consider it a blessing. If I bring home a dozen donuts, I get a dozen donuts. FX the kid is like him in this respect

amdecker1016 · February 2014

@CHalePhoto and @torilea i was doing fine with the donuts but now yall brought in kolaches...all i want is a dang boudin one now...thanks =]

nlane0723 · February 2014

ifr8955 said:

saisongbird said:

You guise! I have to work for ONE night and I miss all this!! SO NOT FAIR!1!!!!111!! ELEVENTY!!!!

::goes and pouts in a corner because DH won't go out and get the cookie dough and brownie batter doughnuts::

I gift you this virtual donut for your impeccable use of grammar and punctuation.

That's what my cervix looks like right now. I think my baby is falling out.

Dammit. Quote fail.

amdecker1016 · February 2014

CHalePhoto said:

amymheidecker said:

@CHalePhoto and @torilea i was doing fine with the donuts but now yall brought in kolaches...all i want is a dang boudain one now...thanks =]

You shut your dirty mouth! I haven't had one of those since I lived in Houston as a teen. I miss Houston and the food it has to offer :-((

And Houston misses you too! Along with all the cajun food that we have here!
Oh and here you go!

amholley1 · February 2014

I was eating some Somoa Girl Scout cookies while catching up with this thread, and I call could think about is how dilated your cervix has to be to be the size of a Samoa. Now I want donuts. I'm stopping tomorrow morning.

And question for everyone: do you prefer spelling it donut or doughnut?

AriaAmante143 · February 2014

CHalePhoto said:

amymheidecker said:

amymheidecker said:

@CHalePhoto and @torilea i was doing fine with the donuts but now yall brought in kolaches...all i want is a dang boudain one now...thanks =]

You shut your dirty mouth! I haven't had one of those since I lived in Houston as a teen. I miss Houston and the food it has to offer :-((
And Houston misses you too! Along with all the cajun food that we have here! Oh and here you go!

I don't know if that's a sweet gesture or a mean taunt. Guise!!! I think Amy is bullying me!! ;-)

#stopthebullying2014

amdecker1016 · February 2014

AriaAmante143 said:

CHalePhoto said:

amymheidecker said:

CHalePhoto said:

amymheidecker said:

@CHalePhoto and @torilea i was doing fine with the donuts but now yall brought in kolaches...all i want is a dang boudain one now...thanks =]

You shut your dirty mouth! I haven't had one of those since I lived in Houston as a teen. I miss Houston and the food it has to offer :-((
And Houston misses you too! Along with all the cajun food that we have here!
Oh and here you go!

I don't know if that's a sweet gesture or a mean taunt. Guise!!! I think Amy is bullying me!! ;-)

#stopthebullying2014

I had a whole great comeback but the app deleted it.
Just know it involved apologizing but not meaning it and it was all in caps...

=]

ifr8955 · February 2014

AriaAmante143 said:

CHalePhoto said:

amymheidecker said:

amymheidecker said:

@CHalePhoto and @torilea i was doing fine with the donuts but now yall brought in kolaches...all i want is a dang boudain one now...thanks =]

You shut your dirty mouth! I haven't had one of those since I lived in Houston as a teen. I miss Houston and the food it has to offer :-((
And Houston misses you too! Along with all the cajun food that we have here! Oh and here you go!

I don't know if that's a sweet gesture or a mean taunt. Guise!!! I think Amy is bullying me!! ;-)

#stopthebullying2014

Tshirts. We must get team tshirts.

karacakes98 · February 2014

Craaaaaap, now I want a kolache. One more thing to add to my list of cravings that stupid GD won't let me indulge.

And...um...I can't believe this thread is still going. Yeesh.

AnonymousMotherOfOne · February 2014

I know everyone's all excited about donuts and some weird thing from Texas, but those bear claws made me want Dutch letters from the bakery in Pella.

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jennbaylor12 · February 2014

CHalePhoto said:

torilea said:

CHalePhoto said:

torilea said:

ShellsBells1980 said:

FarmBoysWife said:

ShellsBells1980 said:

CHalePhoto said:

@karib509 You should change the title of this to FYI Dilation, Donuts, Effacement, and an Idiot.

FYI Dilation, Donuts, Effacement, and an Idiot, and a load of HORMONAL women in complete denial about it who will act like a twat towards people at the first opportunity
I can't take the stupid.

Really?? Even after you've lived with it for....wait, how old are you?

Please just fucking shut up already.
Someone please bring me a donut. Also, a kolache from Czech Stop.

I live about 20 minutes from the Czech Stop. I'll have one for you tomorrow. Or we can have a kolache date. Your call.

OMG we totally need a kolache date. I lovelovelove the Czech Stop. Whenever DH and I go down to Austin he tells me we can't stop because we don't need kolaches. Bitch please, we always need kolaches.

ALWAYS! I want a cream cheese and cherry kolache more than I want to sleep in tomorrow. So if anyone needs me I'll be in West.

I miss West and the Czech shop!!! I went to Baylor and took it for granted when it was so close - now I'm 3hrs away

Maaaay have to stop for donuts on the way to work in the morning......

PerkyErky · February 2014

amholley1 said:
I was eating some Somoa Girl Scout cookies while catching up with this thread, and I call could think about is how dilated your cervix has to be to be the size of a Samoa. Now I want donuts. I'm stopping tomorrow morning.

And question for everyone: do you prefer spelling it donut or doughnut?

I could go either way, I spelled it doughnut tonight because that is how Voodoo Doughnut spells it and they have the doughnut I want. But being lazy donut is quicker.

Pinecone21 · February 2014

I finally read the whole thing. Now I want an apple cider donut from the apple farm we used to live near in Michigan. Plus, the kolache my grandma used to make. Thanks, guys.

Kewii · February 2014

All the good stuff happens while I'm sleeping. I can't believe I missed all the donuts.

nickied143 · February 2014

All the good stuff happens when I'm at work! Damn my needy patients!

And, with all this talk about sweets, what I really want is a pecan sticky bun from the bakery down the street. It's magic in your mouth. :drools:

YankeePeach08 · February 2014

crystaljoanna said:

Is this really march 14?! I expect this type of craziness from an XP! @shellsbells1980 - when I saw your post I was 75% sure you were being funny. But I can see where your sarcasm wasn't picked up on. Your reaction was disproportionate to the response you got. Just move on. Six pages of all this is just over the top.

can we add "spotted a white knight" to the bingo card

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