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March 2014 Moms
karacakes98
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Sh*t kids say
karacakes98
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My DD (4.5) is full of it lately.
Watching me spoon fruit cocktail into a bowl: That looks like throw up!
Staring at my boobs: Your boobies are getting big. They're gonna get huge like Miss Katie's (my bestie who just had a baby). *squeezes one* They're getting bigger and bigger!
Watching Milo & Otis: She just pooped out a puppy!...........Is that how Elodie is gonna come out? In your poop?
Getting ready for DS's family birthday party the morning after his friends party: He's getting ANOTHER party? That's not fair. He gets two parties and I'm STILL four!!
Ha! Anyone else have kiddo funnies to share?
Watching me spoon fruit cocktail into a bowl: That looks like throw up!
Staring at my boobs: Your boobies are getting big. They're gonna get huge like Miss Katie's (my bestie who just had a baby). *squeezes one* They're getting bigger and bigger!
Watching Milo & Otis: She just pooped out a puppy!...........Is that how Elodie is gonna come out? In your poop?
Getting ready for DS's family birthday party the morning after his friends party: He's getting ANOTHER party? That's not fair. He gets two parties and I'm STILL four!!
Ha! Anyone else have kiddo funnies to share?
Bubba, born Jan. 2007 * Sissy, born Apr. 2009 * Baby Sister, born Feb. 2014
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Re: Sh*t kids say
My DD just turned 3 and is becoming more high maintenance closer that baby gets here. Last night my husband sat next to her in the playroom when it was almost bed time to say goodnight. She said , " I know you love me Dadda but someone has to go get me chocolate milk and popcorn and that is you !" Word for word- Ahhhh
My response: I just woke up and the baby was in there and they get out through the belly button. hey look let's go play Xbox!
A funnier one - A kid comes up to me and says, "Mrs. C, do you have any tampons? I really need some!" I say, "Um, what?" He says, "Yeah, haven't you seen the commercial? Those ladies get to go swimming, ride horses, and even go skiing! I need some tampons so I can do that too!" After a long look and many giggles I say, "I'm all out right now." Then I go email his parents because they so needed to hear that story!!
My DS cracks me up with the things he says:
1. Just a minute mommy, I'm busy.
2. I asked him if there's anything I can do to be a better mom. He said 'no you broke.'
3. Me: Carson you need be done with dinner before you have candy. Carson: hands me his plate full of food and says, 'ok I done, candy please.'
4. Me: Do you know what lightening is? Him: what? Me: lightening? Him: I don't understand you mommy.
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DD after pooping in her diaper, but not yet wanting to get a new one: Mama you need to be patient, do you hear me?? I will tell you when I'm done.
DD at my dr's office while they schedule my next appointment: Tell dr to fix your bewwy button! It's broken!
DD after having a hard time 'going': Mama, my bum was really angry, that was why I cried!
Max does something similar. He holds up one finger, looks me dead in the eye, nods, and says, "One minute, mom!" and goes about his business.
Her mother and I are both pregnant so the other day, when she was laying on the couch zoned out, I asked her what was wrong and her response was
"I just want to be a mom!" Child, you have a loooooooong way to go!
hahaha! Ava says 'no I don't think that will work.' Also when I asked her to give me her sippy cup the other day she shook her tiny little finger at me and said 'that's not how you ask!' It's almost impossible not to laugh at this stuff when she does it!