YOU GUYS. She just wants answers. And for us to not be whack catfish moms or something.
Let me try to bridge this:
Salutations, nonsensical female youth! We here within this forum are elderly and our brains full of linguistic requirements derived from the Anglo Saxons, Latin, and French beginning in the year 500 AD, also referenced universally as "English."
We use this mode to exchange items of cognition in this space, oft remarked as "the internet."
This platform exists on layers of program code. No one owns any parts of it. Thus, it's like a pre-monarchal society.
The animated images you see are quickly paced layers of images transcribed through code embedded in a digital platform to represent normal, human reactions.
In short,your thread is now a parody of you. A parody is a mocking form of humor. The parody is dependent on the original source material continuing. Thus , each time you post, call someone "whack" or fans, you fuel it. THEY WIN.
Oooh I got it, so someone already explained the burning thing (burning=STD) and in another post someone said that Salty in the urban dictionary means bitter/angry.... so I googled Catfish, and the urban dictionary definition:
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
I'm so sad I missed this completely yesterday!!! It may have something to do with the title of the post, me reading it, rolling my eyes and went on to the next post. Then while I'm wide awake at 3 in the morning, I realized there are (as opposed to their or they're....just in case OP doesn't know there is a difference since your/you're is hard for her)254 responses.
YOU GUYS. She just wants answers. And for us to not be whack catfish moms or something.
Let me try to bridge this:
Salutations, nonsensical female youth! We here within this forum are elderly and our brains full of linguistic requirements derived from the Anglo Saxons, Latin, and French beginning in the year 500 AD, also referenced universally as "English."
We use this mode to exchange items of cognition in this space, oft remarked as "the internet."
This platform exists on layers of program code. No one owns any parts of it. Thus, it's like a pre-monarchal society.
The animated images you see are quickly paced layers of images transcribed through code embedded in a digital platform to represent normal, human reactions.
In short,your thread is now a parody of you. A parody is a mocking form of humor. The parody is dependent on the original source material continuing. Thus , each time you post, call someone "whack" or fans, you fuel it. THEY WIN.
Since you lucky ladies in june14 seem to have some fabulous "crazies" us July girls would just like to say thank you for the entertainment. We can only hope that we get a few of our own.
I LOVE that this has attracted posters from at least two other bump month boards. I was having a really shitty morning and I felt immediately better after reading @flerlgirl ritual post and it just kept getting better from there!! Yeah! What a way to wake up thanks ladies!!
June '14 September Siggy challenge- Favorite things about fall
Drink plenty of water!!!! Eat plenty of fruit and protein (eggs) and exercise. The first 3 nourish/repair cells the last one tones (duh lol). No way to prevent it, and genetics plays a role but you can try to reduce it. :-)
OR...the Banana Republic way!!! Lol
On the bright side, even if the things I mentioned above don't help with stretch marks you will be healthier and have new cardigans so you win!!!
Stopping by from July14. Just had to say that I love you ladies! Haha! Our board is so boring in comparison. I may have to stop by more often! The Gif's? Simply amazing!!
Well I did sleep with Anybody and Everybody to get pregnant. Everybody was way better in bed, so I sincerely hope he's the daddy.
Oof, what a post!! I'm sad I missed it, had I contributed earlier I might have been called a whack salty hoe. I've always wanted to be a whack salty hoe.
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I cannot believe I missed this last night. This is totally amazeballs. I thought it was another lame post about stretch marks, which come on, it was. But you'd think after the fantastic sweater comment that OP would just say, haha, you're right, I'm overreacting, thanks for the laugh. But, I'm so secretly glad OP didn't do that!
Edit:Gif up
I'm not sure if i believe the whole "it's genetic, lucky you" thing. I have stretch marks from puberty but have yet to get any new ones from pregnancy and i use shea/cocoa butter like it's my religion to apply it....however, i do live near a banana republic so....
June 14, we have all the crazies!!! This was a great read and very entertaining!!! And all you ladies that posted gifs, they were amazing and thank you!!!!!
I never knew it was a crime to want to look good after having a baby I can tell you all have either let your self go or don't care about personal apperence but I do and there is a product called stretchy it works 99.9 percent of the time yu should look it up
Y'all are all mad becus she wants to avoid stretch marks becuss why?? Becuss y'all all probably have them and are fat and miserable well I kno things that can actually help instead of attacking her either help or stay off the topic you miserable hoes ewww all of your behavior is disgusting
Y'all are all mad becus she wants to avoid stretch marks becuss why?? Becuss y'all all probably have them and are fat and miserable well I kno things that can actually help instead of attacking her either help or stay off the topic you miserable hoes ewww all of your behavior is disgusting
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Let me try to bridge this:
Salutations, nonsensical female youth! We here within this forum are elderly and our brains full of linguistic requirements derived from the Anglo Saxons, Latin, and French beginning in the year 500 AD, also referenced universally as "English."
We use this mode to exchange items of cognition in this space, oft remarked as "the internet."
This platform exists on layers of program code. No one owns any parts of it. Thus, it's like a pre-monarchal society.
The animated images you see are quickly paced layers of images transcribed through code embedded in a digital platform to represent normal, human reactions.
In short,your thread is now a parody of you. A parody is a mocking form of humor. The parody is dependent on the original source material continuing. Thus , each time you post, call someone "whack" or fans, you fuel it. THEY WIN.
OR...the Banana Republic way!!! Lol
On the bright side, even if the things I mentioned above don't help with stretch marks you will be healthier and have new cardigans so you win!!!
Edit: Man I missed all the fun! Again! Lol
I just had to come see the crazy!!!!
Maybe next time.
Well I did sleep with Anybody and Everybody to get pregnant. Everybody was way better in bed, so I sincerely hope he's the daddy.
Oof, what a post!! I'm sad I missed it, had I contributed earlier I might have been called a whack salty hoe. I've always wanted to be a whack salty hoe.
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
Trainwreck.
I would've commented sooner but I was almost late to work this morning because I was trying to catch up on this thread.
ETA: I'm not mad, I'm thoroughly entertained.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.