Is there any way to avoid stretch marks?

SB1991

I won the name dropper badge! Ugh I love you guys

SB1991

BrightEyes112 said:

Please stay. I am nothing without y'all

rmjones15

Goodnight ladies. Go with God.

SB1991

Read247 said:

nutmegs8 said:

SB1991 said:

nutmegs8 said:

SB1991 said:

It's the same people responding. I love my fans :-)

Hope you can stay up for the midnight shift...

Yea I can. If you can't come correct don't come at all. Sarcasm and weak jokes won't win this fight! Begin.. :-)

Oh honey...  coming sounds like it's your specialty, but who am I to judge?

I'm not sure there is a fight to "win". This is just pure entertainment for most of us.  Unfortunately, it seems like everyone else is getting bored with you and going to sleep.  Anyone can talk shit on an open forum.  So yes, yes you "win".  Congratulations.  Would you like a cookie? A piece of cake? Food stamps?

Watch with snacks sweetheart wouldn't wanna make it hard to drop that baby weight. Just looking out for my fans ;-)

SB1991

ohyealovely said:

I'm getting off this crazy train. My brain hurts from trying to decipher everything. I'm gonna go pee, apply for government assistance, bang the next guy I see, and eat some catfish to see if I understand better.

Whack! You don't belong here. Your dismissed.

SB1991

rmjones15 said:

Goodnight ladies. Go with God.

God is good. :-)

Read247

SB1991 said:

nutmegs8 said:

SB1991 said:

SB1991 said:

It's the same people responding. I love my fans :-)

Hope you can stay up for the midnight shift...

Yea I can. If you can't come correct don't come at all. Sarcasm and weak jokes won't win this fight! Begin.. :-)

Oh honey...  coming sounds like it's your specialty, but who am I to judge?

I'm not sure there is a fight to "win". This is just pure entertainment for most of us.  Unfortunately, it seems like everyone else is getting bored with you and going to sleep.  Anyone can talk shit on an open forum.  So yes, yes you "win".  Congratulations.  Would you like a cookie? A piece of cake? Food stamps?

Watch with snacks sweetheart wouldn't wanna make it hard to drop that baby weight. Just looking out for my fans ;-)

SB1991

joules235 said:

SB1991 said:

I won the name dropper badge! Ugh I love you guys

Don't worry the feeling isn't mutual.


Typo.

SB1991

Y'all hoes too salty I'm on a low sodium diet. I don't want my feet to swell. :-)

Read247

SB1991 said:

I'm getting off this crazy train. My brain hurts from trying to decipher everything. I'm gonna go pee, apply for government assistance, bang the next guy I see, and eat some catfish to see if I understand better.

Whack! You don't belong here. Your dismissed.

SB1991

Let it all out.

SB1991

nutmegs8 said:

SB1991 said:

nutmegs8 said:

SB1991 said:

nutmegs8 said:

SB1991 said:

It's the same people responding. I love my fans :-)

Hope you can stay up for the midnight shift...

Yea I can. If you can't come correct don't come at all. Sarcasm and weak jokes won't win this fight! Begin.. :-)

Oh honey...  coming sounds like it's your specialty, but who am I to judge?

I'm not sure there is a fight to "win". This is just pure entertainment for most of us.  Unfortunately, it seems like everyone else is getting bored with you and going to sleep.  Anyone can talk shit on an open forum.  So yes, yes you "win".  Congratulations.  Would you like a cookie? A piece of cake? Food stamps?

Awww your right. Everyone is going to sleep except you, no one to cuddle with? :-(

Let it all out.

SB1991

Read247 said:

SB1991 said:

ohyealovely said:

I'm getting off this crazy train. My brain hurts from trying to decipher everything. I'm gonna go pee, apply for government assistance, bang the next guy I see, and eat some catfish to see if I understand better.

Whack! You don't belong here. Your dismissed.

Stop hiding behind those pics. Speak up

SB1991

BrightEyes112 said:

Yes you have. Take a nap and ill see you in the morning.

Read247

SB1991 said:

SB1991 said:

I'm getting off this crazy train. My brain hurts from trying to decipher everything. I'm gonna go pee, apply for government assistance, bang the next guy I see, and eat some catfish to see if I understand better.

Whack! You don't belong here. Your dismissed.

Stop hiding behind those pics. Speak up

SB1991

BrightEyes112 said:

Yes you have. Take a nap and ill see you in the morning.

(You're 16 so you get that, right?)

16 and pregnant. Nope not at all maybe you should check into your ethnic group thats what you guys are use to. )

SB1991

Tdonatoni said:

This has been a fun read! Thanks for the entertainment. OP, when you get the time (looks like you have plenty of it), I've found a little link that might be of benefit to you: https://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/youre_your.htm Please tell me what a "catfish baby momma" is? I live on the west coast and that's not a phrase I'm familiar with.

Thanks for the help. >-

SB1991

BrightEyes112 said:

SB1991 said:

I'm getting off this crazy train. My brain hurts from trying to decipher everything. I'm gonna go pee, apply for government assistance, bang the next guy I see, and eat some catfish to see if I understand better.

Whack! You don't belong here. Your dismissed.

No west indians allowed. [-X

SB1991

I guess my job here is done. I love you guys ! :-*

JNerd said:

SB1991 said:

Now your cursing. Are you going to kiss your baby with that mouth?

:-@

SB1991

JNerd said:

colllydon said:

Still here going strong OP? Glad you didn't abandon your thread!

your gif reminded me of this for some reason

 

 

 

Real bosses never fold.

irisheyez7

A14er just dropping in to say hello. Epic post ladies!

You seem to have caught yourselves quite the whackadoodle....

colllydon

Is she coming back today?

SB1991 said:

BrightEyes112 said:

Read247 said:

SB1991 said:

ohyealovely said:

I'm getting off this crazy train. My brain hurts from trying to decipher everything. I'm gonna go pee, apply for government assistance, bang the next guy I see, and eat some catfish to see if I understand better.

Whack! You don't belong here. Your dismissed.

No west indians allowed. [-X

SB1991 said:

Y'all hoes too salty I'm on a low sodium diet. I don't want my feet to swell. :-)

colllydon

I tried to QFP Just Incase.

colllydon

@merie412 I only have to work until noon today because of a doctors appointment. I'll tag you if I see anything fun!

flerlgirl

What in the... I leave you guys alone for one night and this is what happens? Somebody TEXT ME. 

Also, OP, I (like many others) actually am on government assistance. So please don't misunderstand my words: Bite me. 

JNerd

W00t! What an awesome way to wake up! 

rainbowdashh

Whack?? Y'all hoes too salty? Whaaaaat??

And then she pulled out some racism. A nice finishing touch.

Salsera29

Hello and thank you from July14! 

babygabe614

This. was. beautiful.

Especially the racist comments at the end.

 

Pepper6

I miss all the good stuff.  This was epic..ha ha.

ElTrain5

Every time she said "Exit"....

BiggerinRealLife

A14 just wanted to say, thanks for making my lunch break magical. :x

Susanrush13

I'm so happy I opened this thread. Thanks for 8 pages of entertainment.

mfilosi

So upset I missed this one last night but so happy I opened it today!
@joules235 @nutmegs8 @brightEyes112 @read247 and anyone else i forgot your gif skills are amazing!!!

christinemurray91

Damn, missed another one.

Let me catch up!

First, I am absolutely ashamed this child is the same age as me (1991). 

Second, who all did she insult? Those with baby daddies, those on social assistance, those who stayed on the board to reply, those who swear and... interestingly, tossed in a racial slur. All while insulting grammar in general.

Where to begin...

Seems to me, OP has herself a baby daddy, considering she mentioned she wasn't trying to get pregnant 'by anybody', then went on to insult those who do.

Many people do need to be on social assistance, in the short or long term, but at least they learned how to spell and picked up a sense of humour along the way. They also probably don't use the very snicker inducing 80's 'gangsta' terms like "whack"... And don't be racist, yo.

Insulting those who stuck around to enjoy the party of yet another self-important immature poster getting handed what she deserves, when said poster was also here all night, is entirely illogical.

Yes, I swear. I swear quite a bit, and I do kiss my daughter and will kiss my baby with this mouth. I also, know when its appropriate to use that language... this situation is quite apt.

Caught up? Good.

Now, to toss in some well needed learnin'. The women here are close knit. We've been there for each other from the get go. When someone who can't take a joke starts to attack them, we all stand together. Looks like OP should be exiting. Your post, our board.

AnnaKaie

I think we need a bat signal when the crazy comes out to play

Bozzy2

All of you are wonderful. 

ElTrain5

AnnaKaie said:

I think we need a bat signal when the crazy comes out to play

kibean

colllydon said:

Please. I am not trying to win an Internet battle you're a lame and you sound stupid. Yea go pee make sure its just your pregnancy and your not burning baby girl

What does that even mean?? Your more glorious than expected!!!

First, how did I miss this all day!?

Second, is she 15 and did she just accuse you of having an STD?!? (I am one of those nerdy old people that just asks kids what things mean that they say and teenagers taught me that they say that girls are burning or that they are a "cigarette" if they think they have an STD-gross)

Third, the fact that I read that sentence and partially understood it....many feelings

tourqeyes

Bravo.