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JulieSmiles · December 2013

I'm not sure if this is the missed appointments thread because I haven't gotten through it all, but her first post is yet again, a whole new story. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12157537/tuesday-appointments/p1

coffee-saur · December 2013

Read247 said:

emilyh107 said:

Wasn't she the one who overslept through her first appointment and got mad at the nurse or something? Was that our little drama queen Kels?

I'm not sure, but she IS the one who told her bff she was pregnant and her bff wanted to take her to get an abortion.

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12168011/my-best-friends-response-to-my-pregnancy

And let's not forget when she got yelled at for not bringing tequila for a 16-year-old's baby shower.
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12173939/yelled-at-for-not-going-to-a-baby-shower

Thatkelsgirl: I'm with ya there!! And I'm going into the law enforcement field anyways !! So I not only is it basically wrong but to ask me that is rude as well.

(from the second discussion)

I thought she had her masters in something else???? Something about approving loans...

MrsAMB07 · December 2013

I'm not sure if this is the missed appointments thread because I haven't gotten through it all, but her first post is yet again, a whole new story. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12157537/tuesday-appointments/p1

WTF?! No full time job... I though she was something financial with at least one Master's. One night stand with a best friend drunk at a wedding? So is this a #3 of the same #1... so difficult to keep straight. I SO wish she'd come back.

nunzchucks · December 2013

JulieSmiles said:
I'm not sure if this is the missed appointments thread because I haven't gotten through it all, but her first post is yet again, a whole new story. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12157537/tuesday-appointments/p1

Hilarious that no one even addresses the drama llama until 5 posts into the thread.

chaysefaith · December 2013

Omg. There was a whole lot in that appointment thread that I missed!

colllydon · December 2013

Seriously I can't stop. Almost every gif applies to this thread!

ADalesa29 · December 2013

OMG I hope this is all some ploy for attention and there is no real baby because this woman doesn't seem to have a grasp on reality enough to raise a child!

colllydon · December 2013

Me on the bump today

chaysefaith · December 2013

mrsgerman said:
I almost feel like the July board needs to be warned or something

I would much rather wait til they figure out on their own so we'll have a whole new thread of hilarity.

diagonalley · December 2013

mrsgerman said:
I almost feel like the July board needs to be warned or something

That could be all kinds of entertainment itself. I say we all pay a visit

nunzchucks · December 2013

I'm 90% sure July will find it. 300+ responses and 5K views on a post titled ..? Hell, you'd be an idiot NOT to click on it!

chaysefaith · December 2013

@nutmegs8 and I are both suspicious of another poster being her already. Obviously I'm not going to say anything to avoid starting drama where it's not needed, but we're watching to see what happens.

Erica314 · December 2013

This whole not being able to access other pages thing is frustrating! I just want to see all of teh gifs!

colllydon · December 2013

SNLT1012 said:
@nutmegs8 and I are both suspicious of another poster being her already. Obviously I'm not going to say anything to avoid starting drama where it's not needed, but we're watching to see what happens.

Ooh can't wait to see who it is! I'll be watching...

katekat8721 · December 2013

Ladies, there's a lot to be mad at Kelsgirl about... the lying, the craziness, the annoying over-the-top behavior, but let's not forget the chick DD'd and made this whole thread screwy so we can't read it easily.

Unforgivable!

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfhprBEVc1rvo2qq.gif

chaysefaith · December 2013

Well the person we're thinking of joined in May 2012 so we're not sure. But she only has 7 posts and two of them were were today in June '14, so I'm watching to see what happens.

jjva · December 2013

Oh my god, catching up on this thread has made my Sunday, despite the technical problems. My theory (from the post a few pages back) is that she is a 40-year-old man named Sidney who lives in a basement apartment and plays a lot of video games where he can make his character a ... shapely young woman.

Erica314 · December 2013

SNLT1012 said:

Well the person we're thinking of joined in May 2012 so we're not sure. But she only has 7 posts and two of them were were today in June '14, so I'm watching to see what happens.

Is it weird if I creep on newish posters profiles to try and figure out who you're referring to?

I always got a kick out of Thatkelsgirl's stories.

MNOpea · December 2013

Can someone please link pages 9 & 10 for me? I will Internet love you forever

mrs_drc_rn · December 2013

I miss one day of bumping and all hell breaks loose! I'm still trying to get the previous pages to load but it seems like it'll make for some good reading tonight.

MNOpea · December 2013

@nutmegs8 you are my hero and have my eternal love forever. If I was smart I'd gif you a hug, but alas I'm not that technologically savvy.

Eta: apparently I really love you because my love is both eternal and forever, you know because those are definitely different

mattanda2011 · December 2013

@nutmegs8 you are the best.

Gosh I don't check this thread for 24 hours and apparently here goes any productivity I was planning for tonight!

I'm seriously impressed at some of the detective skills of some of the ladies on this board! Y'all are the best

EmbracingChange · December 2013

I'm starting to feel like I should apologize for running her off...

MNOpea · December 2013

Noo! I hope she comes back. I need to know the "real" story!

mrs_drc_rn · December 2013

I'm pretty sure I will be stalking her profile now to see what kind of crazy story she concocts next.

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Shellann1 · December 2013

Man this thread is so amusing I hope she posts. I don't ever want it to die...

chickpea912 · December 2013

Welcome to the fun, July! https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12211127/june-2014-entertainment#latest

Huahine · December 2013

LoHerrim said:

mrsgerman said:

I almost feel like the July board needs to be warned or something

THIS! Poor July...

Lurking from July - I've been entertained by this all day. The meme comment back on page 4 or 5 is one of the best posts I've ever seen in too many years of Bumping.

Have shared with July so they can join the fun too.

PrimRoseMama · December 2013

Mmm delicious drama. :P

Prim was here. I'm lol that I got mentioned as "crazy". It's cool. Crazy awesome I know is what you meant.

elsa1688 · December 2013

@nutmegs8 you are amazing!!

hubbs173 · December 2013

@nutmegs8, thanks for posting the pages so I could catch up on all the crazy!!!!

All I have to say is Wow!!! I didn't realize this level of crazy existed in June 14! But damn is it entertaining!!!!

alyssa719 · December 2013

Omg, I kind of want her since CandieH disappeared and that Dizzy guy stopped being a douche after our 20 page UO...

...but no. We don't actually want her,
XOXOXO July 2014

PS. Much love to the person who posted the links separately, and if the story ever comes together as to her life, I would love to know (and perhaps sell the script to One Life to Live).