Short of loaning you my hubby who is a perfectly normal and satisfactory size, I'm not sure what the eff you think I can do to help you with this particular problem.
Married August 2012. Me: 41 DH: 42
Daughter from previous marriage: 20
BFP 12/19/12:
Ectopic discovered at 8 weeks, right tube removed 01/18/13
June 2013 Testing Results: Progesterone: 31.7, LH: 5, FSH: 5, Estradiol: 161 Clomid cycles Nov. 2013 and Jan, Feb, and March 2014
Your dick's so thin, it represents Weight Watchers.
Your dick's so small, the doctor wasn't quite sure what you were.
I am laughing maniacally and DH asked me what I was giggling about...I told him I was laughing at small dicks and he just shook his head and went to bed.
We were in St. Marteen for a friend's wedding and ventured over to the nude beach for some...sightseeing. There was a man taking a jog on the beach, completely nude besides his running shoes. He was holding all of his clothes under his arm in a big pile. He had what I can only describe as a doorbell penis. Just like, a little button. But hey, maybe he was just a grower, not a shower.
Like, a button mushroom?
I've joined the bumping just in time for some awesome visuals. I'll be sure to not ever refer to DH's as a doorbell. Lol.
Slowly rising betas - Ectopic suspected on 8/8/14 & confirmed on 8/11/14
Methotrexate on 8/12/14 -HCG negative on 9/2/14
IVF #1- November- Antagonist protocol: 11/1: start stims, 200iu of Follistim; 11/12 ER 17R/14M/14F; 11/17 5 day transfer of two blasts, 2 blasts and 2 expanding morulas frozen; 11/22 BFP!! (On FRER at 5dp5dt)
Betas: 9dp5dt 205, 11dp5dt 497, 14dp5dt 1,709
u/s at 5w0d- 1 sac; u/s at 6w0d 1 baby with heartbeat, another sac without a heartbeat
We were in St. Marteen for a friend's wedding and ventured over to the nude beach for some...sightseeing. There was a man taking a jog on the beach, completely nude besides his running shoes. He was holding all of his clothes under his arm in a big pile. He had what I can only describe as a doorbell penis. Just like, a little button. But hey, maybe he was just a grower, not a shower.
Like, a button mushroom?
Honestly, if my memory serves, that might be a little generous.
Like in the Hangover 2 when the monkey was playing with Chow's small penis and thought it was a belly button??
BFP#1 4/17/2013 EDD 12/25/2013, MC 5/17/2013 8 weeks 3 days D&C 5/18/2013
BFP#2 1/20/2014 EDD 9/28/2014, Baby Evie born on 9/23/2014 at 8:50pm. 6 lbs 15 oz!
Short of loaning you my hubby who is a perfectly normal and satisfactory size, I'm not sure what the eff you think I can do to help you with this particular problem.
Maybe she wants to borrow a penis pump? Sorry op, not sure if anyone here has one of those.
I am embarrassed to admit this but... I know from first hand experience that these don't work lol. I had a boyfriend that was small and he tried this all the time.
ETA: this was suppose to quote the penis pump comment. Ok all better.
TTC #1 since August 2012
BFP 7/5/13 ~EDD 3/17/14 - MC 7/22/13
DX PCOS 9/17/13 - Cyst on left ovary benched on BCP
10/12/13 Cyst is gone starting cycle #1 Femara - U/S shows no response
11/19/13 Large cyst on right ovary. Benched again.
12/18/13 2 cm cyst still on my right ovary. Back to BCP.
Re: Ttc
Wut?!?
Married August 2012. Me: 41 DH: 42
Daughter from previous marriage: 20
BFP 12/19/12: Ectopic discovered at 8 weeks, right tube removed 01/18/13
June 2013 Testing Results: Progesterone: 31.7, LH: 5, FSH: 5, Estradiol: 161
Clomid cycles Nov. 2013 and Jan, Feb, and March 2014
TTC journey over as of the end of October 2014
TTCAL BLOG
All ALers welcome!
Dx: Endometriosis (2010), PCOS (2013)
TTC since 8/2012
BFP 3/9/2014 Femara 7mg + trigger. EDD 11/20/2014
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Married August 2012. Me: 41 DH: 42
Daughter from previous marriage: 20
BFP 12/19/12: Ectopic discovered at 8 weeks, right tube removed 01/18/13
June 2013 Testing Results: Progesterone: 31.7, LH: 5, FSH: 5, Estradiol: 161
Clomid cycles Nov. 2013 and Jan, Feb, and March 2014
TTC journey over as of the end of October 2014
TTCAL BLOG
All ALers welcome!
Married August 2012. Me: 41 DH: 42
Daughter from previous marriage: 20
BFP 12/19/12: Ectopic discovered at 8 weeks, right tube removed 01/18/13
June 2013 Testing Results: Progesterone: 31.7, LH: 5, FSH: 5, Estradiol: 161
Clomid cycles Nov. 2013 and Jan, Feb, and March 2014
TTC journey over as of the end of October 2014
TTCAL BLOG
All ALers welcome!
"Annnnnnd you win the award for best SN evar." -LindsRockies
Me: 28 H: 28 DS: 4
Trinitrotoluene: "My ears have been deflowered ....my mouth just hasn't been!"
RIP Sully.
Death by reading "doorbell penis".
BFP: 6/4/14 EDD: 2/11/15
One of the first "real life" penises I saw was to later be classified as a chode.... However it just left me really confused when I looked at it...
BFP#1 4/17/2013 EDD 12/25/2013, MC 5/17/2013 8 weeks 3 days D&C 5/18/2013
BFP#2 1/20/2014 EDD 9/28/2014, Baby Evie born on 9/23/2014 at 8:50pm. 6 lbs 15 oz!
I am embarrassed to admit this but... I know from first hand experience that these don't work lol. I had a boyfriend that was small and he tried this all the time. ETA: this was suppose to quote the penis pump comment. Ok all better.
TTC #1 since August 2012
BFP 7/5/13 ~EDD 3/17/14 - MC 7/22/13
DX PCOS 9/17/13 - Cyst on left ovary benched on BCP
10/12/13 Cyst is gone starting cycle #1 Femara - U/S shows no response
11/19/13 Large cyst on right ovary. Benched again.
12/18/13 2 cm cyst still on my right ovary. Back to BCP.
1/10/14 start femara 5mg for 10 days
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