So today we purged for the Salvation Army. I must say I love getting rid of stuff. We have like 5 bags of clothes, 2 bags of toys and some random household stuff. I feel like:
DD1 says shit for seat and cocks for socks and I don't correct her. I just laugh and then she says them over and over... sooner or later I need to correct this problem.
DS1 calls trucks "fucks". Well , "frucks" is more like it...but it sounds like the bad word.
Today he was in the playroom playing with his "dumb fucks" (dump trucks) and "yo yo fucks" (yellow trucks). It's really embarrassing when he yells dumb fucks! In the target toy aisle.
I come to work get busy doing a delivery and I come from 12 pages to 20! Yikes. Luckily it was quick to sift thru. I want friends now!!! Maybe it will make my other Facebook friends think I'm actually cool if I get a bunch of new ones.
TTC since July 2011
HSG normal in May 2012 followed by three unmonitored clomid cycles unsuccessful
Unexplained female infertility (My husband apparently has super sperm)
IUI # 1 Nov 24
BFP Dec 8! EDD Aug 17th, due to Preeclampsia and HELLP, Kylie Penelope was born July 30th!
Annnnnd I don't change the station when that "what makes you beautiful" one comes on...whoops. It reminds me of chilling at the pool with DS1 last summer.
I really like OD's "story of my life" song.
Annnnnd I don't change the station when that "what makes you beautiful" one comes on...whoops. It reminds me of chilling at the pool with DS1 last summer.
Did you watch the video for Story of My Life? It is really touching. Their new album has a fantastic 80's rock vibe to a lot of it.
FFFC: I was happy when lo woke up at 1am so I could bump more. She ate and has been passed out on me for 15 minutes now....why am I being stupid and not sleeping!?
LO and I had a milk party from 2:30 to 3:30. I got up to use the restroom and climbed back into bed to go back to sleep.... DH touches my back and says "I am hard." Hm, not the perfect way to start something with your wife who has the lowest sex drive on the planet. Sorry DH, I want to sleep.
LO and I had a milk party from 2:30 to 3:30. I got up to use the restroom and climbed back into bed to go back to sleep.... DH touches my back and says "I am hard." Hm, not the perfect way to start something with your wife who has the lowest sex drive on the planet. Sorry DH, I want to sleep.
I'd almost prefer that over the "sexy" thing my husband does. Every single night, when I'm up with LO, he rolls over, and farts on me. Every.Single.Night.
Help! I only mobile bump and I tried sending pm's bc I wanna be fb friends too! And I don't know how to check my mail while mobile to see if anyone wants to be friends and let me in to awesoaugbumpland! I don't have many talents, I am a pretty good cook, I am a great fake bartender and I like to give hugs to make people happy
Help! I only mobile bump and I tried sending pm's bc I wanna be fb friends too! And I don't know how to check my mail while mobile to see if anyone wants to be friends and let me in to awesoaugbumpland! I don't have many talents, I am a pretty good cook, I am a great fake bartender and I like to give hugs to make people happy
Click forums- then underneath of the options it'll say "check your inbox" YGPM!
So.... my one and only complaint about being Facebook friends with all you ladies? I have to check Facebook more often!! I only checked in maybe once a day before, and I bumped the rest of the time. Now I am interested to see updates and pics over there so I have been jumping back and forth. Dammit! This complaint isn't really a complaint I guess.
LO and I had a milk party from 2:30 to 3:30. I got up to use the restroom and climbed back into bed to go back to sleep.... DH touches my back and says "I am hard." Hm, not the perfect way to start something with your wife who has the lowest sex drive on the planet. Sorry DH, I want to sleep.
This sounds like something MH would do! Last time it was after A woke up crying every 45 minutes and I felt like I would never get any sleep. I just gave him a death stare until rolled over and went back to sleep. Andplusalso, I don't have a very high sex drive either so it was not his brightest move ever.
DD was up for about an hour from 2-3AM last night, and I was so excited when I turned on my phone and saw all of my friend requests!!
I want more friends! If you see a super adorable couple in a profile picture and the woman has a purple flower band over a baby bump, that's me. I don't really post a lot of pictures to Facebook, so mine won't even have DD on it other than her birth announcement sometime back in August.
Re: FFFC
I'm a Directioner.
Let's see who knows what that means.
I thought I was late...that was 6 pages ago.
Oh dear. @-)
Today he was in the playroom playing with his "dumb fucks" (dump trucks) and "yo yo fucks" (yellow trucks). It's really embarrassing when he yells dumb fucks! In the target toy aisle.
Annnnnd I don't change the station when that "what makes you beautiful" one comes on...whoops. It reminds me of chilling at the pool with DS1 last summer.
Men use vibrators?? I'm confused...
ETA: my mind is taking this vibrator to a place no heterosexual man would want to go. I'm so confused lol. Someone explain this to me please!
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
ETA: my mind is taking this vibrator to a place no heterosexual man would want to go. I'm so confused lol. Someone explain this to me please!
This. I need a diagram or something...
@msspeedymarie did! I'll pm you the directions!