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Swollen Vagina...normal??

TiffanyCMU25TiffanyCMU25 member
in February 2014 Moms
Ok so this may be TMI but I have noticed and even my hubby has noticed that my vagina has gotten puffy/swollen in that last month or so. I normally has a very flat vagina that is cute and now it seems to be growing!! I assume it's because of all the blood flowing down there now and because I'm getting closer to my due date and it needs all the cushion it can get but seriously!! What is going on!! And yes I'm a FTM so any ideas as to if this is normal please let me know...LOL

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  • keags5496keags5496 member
    Never heard a vag described as cute either :) Like PP said, swollen is normal. I believe it has been coined cheeseburger crotch. Def not cute.
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  • Sweets11Sweets11 member
    I'm guessing you've never heard the term 'cheeseburger vag' before. If not, you haven't spent a lot of time on the tri and baby boards.

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  • Sweets11Sweets11 member
    *Sorry - 'Cheeseburger Vulva'. ;)
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    June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
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    September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
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    Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
    U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
    Baby Sweets born on her due date!
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  • TessyMessyTessyMessy member
    Sweets11 said:

    *Sorry - 'Cheeseburger Vulva'. ;)

    I prefer the phrase "Crabby Patty". I giggle every time Sponge Bob is on


     

     


     

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  • DC2011DC2011 member
    I read this last night, thinking, "This is going to spiral into something amazing." And it has. Now I know the term "cheeseburger vag," and know that I was not the only one laughing, trying to determine what makes a vulva "cute." And, yes, this is a completely pointless (albeit hilarious) thread. :-bd
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  • becausemombecausemom member
    edited December 2013
    =))

    Ok. Ok...I have NEVER seen a vulva I'd describe as cute. Never. Lol. Someone please gif Stewie shooting the porn mag for me. (Edit:nvm I found it)

    I thought this was a joke at first.

    Side note: I really want to know why it's cute. I have serious curiosity issues. Please explain. (No pics)
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    So what I'm saying is YWIA


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  • noconalovenoconalove member
    Where did OP go? Lol. This is great.

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  • slwprincessslwprincess member
    I have no idea how I missed this thread full of awesome but omg at the vag chart.

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  • Beachmommy1029Beachmommy1029 member
    I am giggling so hard right now... Those little....outfits..... I'm dying....
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  • 1linedrawing1linedrawing member
    JordyInIndy said:

    Why hasn't the OP come back to play?!

    And who the shit is Merv?

    Thank you!
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  • JspagnuoloJspagnuolo member
    This is awesome.

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  • cattlebridecattlebride member

    I'm a ftm too and I noticed swelling starting around 32 weeks.

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  • TiffanyCMU25TiffanyCMU25 member
    edited December 2013
    Wow I had no idea that this thread would spark up the awesome pics of our ladybits! I got the term "cute vag" because back in college one drunk night with my sorority sisters we got talking about how we all looked different down there. So yes we did compare our parts and everyone thought mine looked so "cute" and not puffy like there's. And yes my DH had always told me he's thought it was the best Vag he's seen so he started to notice when it started to swell recently from being so close to my due date. He says I have "beef curtains" to be funny!! Sorry if this post offended anyone, pissed anyone off, or just straight confused you. Was just an honest question I thought was worth talking about...LOL

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  • MamaHollywood27MamaHollywood27 member
    Beef, its whats for dinner! Lmfao.... All I can hear is that commercial when I see beef curtains typed out...
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  • ShePersistedShePersisted member
    SgrRay929 said:

    TiffanyCMU25 said:

    I got the term "cute vag" because back in college one drunk night with my sorority sisters we got talking about how we all looked different down there. So yes we did compare our parts and everyone thought mine looked so "cute" and not puffy like there's.

    I feel compelled, as a sorority alumna myself, to point out that this is NOT a normal sorority activity. However, I am somehow not at all surprised. Just, wow. Merry Christmas, F14!
    Thank you for clarifying as I just was speechless. I was not part of a sorority but if being drunk lead to vagina comparison activities I was not regretting it too much on not being in one. Sorry OP it just seems like a very weird thing to do with a bunch of girls for me. 8-}
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  • pandadairpandadair member
    edited December 2013
    Oops. Wrong board!
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  • boogerbearoriginalboogerbearoriginal member
    My face/belly now hurt from laughing so hard.

    /ded @ beef curtains.


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  • jennypenny1014jennypenny1014 member
    TiffanyCMU25 said:

    Ok so this may be TMI but I have noticed and even my hubby has noticed that my vagina has gotten puffy/swollen in that last month or so. I normally has a very flat vagina that is cute and now it seems to be growing!! I assume it's because of all the blood flowing down there now and because I'm getting closer to my due date and it needs all the cushion it can get but seriously!! What is going on!! And yes I'm a FTM so any ideas as to if this is normal please let me know...LOL

    Quoting, in case of future DD like the Cheeseburger Vag epic of 2011.

    A14 was here. Thanks for the laughs ladies! Keep em coming!
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