Ok so this may be TMI but I have noticed and even my hubby has noticed that my vagina has gotten puffy/swollen in that last month or so. I normally has a very flat vagina that is cute and now it seems to be growing!! I assume it's because of all the blood flowing down there now and because I'm getting closer to my due date and it needs all the cushion it can get but seriously!! What is going on!! And yes I'm a FTM so any ideas as to if this is normal please let me know...LOL
Re: Swollen Vagina...normal??
— The Doctor, Season 3, Episode 6
That was a rhetorical question. Do NOT post a pic.
You're pregnant. Shit gets swollen. Including your cute vagina.
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
I am dying at the "cute/ flat vagina" thing.
I have never, ever heard anyone describe their vagina before.
I have heard women describe their vulva as a train wreck post labor, but I've never heard cute or flat used as descriptors.
Is it cute because it's flat? Like the flatness makes it cute? Or are those two seperate things? Like a fluffy cute puppy is cute due to fluff. But a cute brown white just happens to be cute and white.
How did you determine it was cute? Did you compare to others? Does the cute factor take away from the sexy factor?
Everything swells in the last few weeks.
June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
June/July 2011 - IVF #1 - Transfer cancelled due to OHSS
23 perfect embryos. All 23 made it to freezing!
September/October - FET #1 - October 12th - 2 Grade A embies
October 20th - BFP??! EDD - July 1, 2012
Beta #1 = 154, Beta #2 = 352 Beta #3 = 3,800
U/S #2 - November 14th = 133 bpm! U/S #3 & 4 - November 30th and December 7th = 163 bpm! U/S#5 - January 30th - TEAM PINK!!!
Baby Sweets born on her due date!
Ok. Ok...I have NEVER seen a vulva I'd describe as cute. Never. Lol. Someone please gif Stewie shooting the porn mag for me. (Edit:nvm I found it)
I thought this was a joke at first.
Side note: I really want to know why it's cute. I have serious curiosity issues. Please explain. (No pics)
GIFSoup
I'm dying at the image of a bunch of third tri ladies whipping out mirrors to try and see their bits, and the awkward angles that will be involved.
If someone is walked in on, please share the story.
Note: don't open the pic next to your husband and then start cracking up, he will want to see and if he is an idiot (like mine) ask if I want him to point out my before and after vag.... Guess who isn't getting any tonight! Lol
And who the shit is Merv?
BFP #1 5.26.08 DD born 1.4.09
BFP #2 3.11.12 m/c 3.26.12
BFP #3 10.7.12 m/c 10.27.12
BFP #4 2.24.13 ectopic MTX 3.13.13 Right tube removed 3.29.13
BFP #5 5.27.13 DS born 1.22.14
BFP #6 4.14.16
I was scrolled back up to see of I was still reading F14.
Hi rando. Love the gentalia getups.
First BFP 5/29/13 : )
I'm a ftm too and I noticed swelling starting around 32 weeks.
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(Edit: Forgot a period.)
BFP #1 11/01/12 M/C 12/22/12 @11w4d
BFP #2 06/04/13 DS born 02/08/14
/ded @ beef curtains.
A14 was here. Thanks for the laughs ladies! Keep em coming!