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Re: I think I may be pregnant!

  • EmeJayEmeJay member

    Jordie5678 said:
    slappalicious said:
    You know what sucked?

    Today someone asked me if I "had a baby in there".

    FML
    Sorry :(
    Why are you fat???
    You're klassy Jordie
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    macylynn27 said:


    Jordie5678 said:

    peggels24 said:


    slappalicious said:

    You know what sucked?

    Today someone asked me if I "had a baby in there".

    FML

    Sorry :(
    Why are you fat???

    8? Size 8? Are you effing kidding me? Do you even realize what a size 8 is? It's TINY.  
    You're a[cting like a] huge effing asshole. 

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  • nikiz628nikiz628 member
    edited December 2013
    CrazyCornball said:
    jefa621 said:
    Jordie5678 said:
    Btw bitches IM FUCKING PREGNANT!!!!!


    See now had you just peed on the stick in the first place like a normal person with this question, you would have avoided all this.

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  • SCSmith2011SCSmith2011 member
    slappalicious said:
    So... Is everyone done with their holiday shopping?


    I am not. And work is crazy for both of us right now, plus we have to go out of town for a family party this weekend and DH's stepdad was in a car accident a few weeks ago and DH is having to handle everything for him, which is frustrating because he only has a broken leg/messed up knee so even though he's in a rehab facility he's perfectly lucid and capable of handling this stuff. He's just dumping everything on DH to handle. Ugh.

    Wow it felt good to vent about that.

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  • PrimRoseMamaPrimRoseMama member
    slappalicious said:


    Jordie5678 said:

    Btw bitches IM FUCKING PREGNANT!!!!!

    That's wonderful!

    You should head over to the First Trimester board.  They're really more your speed over there.


    They might just have seen this thread though...


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  • TeeJ526TeeJ526 member
    slappalicious said:

    So... Is everyone done with their holiday shopping?

    Nope. I have to go to the mall tomorrow for one more gift and I'm not looking forward to it. How did I forget my Mom?
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  • norweigannorweigan member
    slappalicious said:
    So... Is everyone done with their holiday shopping?
    I thought I was until I found out yesterday from my MIL that my hubs got me 2 more presents. I thought we were done, and now the small present I got him (because he told me he didn't want anything) seems insufficient. Incredibly sweet of him to want to get me more things though, so I'm not going to complain to much...
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  • Jordie5678Jordie5678 member
    No wonders you lot aren't pregnant!!!!
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  • Jordie5678Jordie5678 member
    Jordie5678 said:

    No wonder you lot aren't pregnant!!!!

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    irishtheatrechic said:

    Jordie5678 said:

    jefa621 said:


    Jordie5678 said:

    You lot are such fucking bitches get a life and stop bullying people on the Internet because I know damn right if I was standing in front of you, you would SHIT your pants and have nothing to say so how about you shut your fucking mouth
    Why don't you just drop it?  You're starting to get into banning territory.  You're the one who flipped out from a little snark.  If I didn't know you and you randomly came up to me somewhere and said you think you might be pregnant, I would look at you like you had two head and would say this stuff to your face.  Nice try.
    Flipped out over a little snark are you fucking kidding me? The replies I got were disgraceful

    Wow you want us to get a life? You are the one who had to create an account to make up drama to try and validate yourself. Now you are freaking out and calling us names? Grow up, pee on a damn test and go away! Maybe ask Santa for some class while you are at it.


    I did pee on a stick and IM FUCKING PREGNANT
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  • Jordie5678Jordie5678 member
    EmeJay said:

    Jordie5678 said:

    Haha I'm pregnant and you aren't :-)

    Let's pretend that you're not a troll ..

    Do you realize that some women here have suffered loss(es)? This is the cuntier thing you could say.

    Some of us won't ever get pregnant and others will have to spend a lot of time, money and sanity in order to.

    So no abbreviations for me: Go Fuck Yourself Cunt
    And I'm the one that has class wow you have outdone youself
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  • janda426janda426 member
    Jordie5678 said:

    irishtheatrechic said:

    Jordie5678 said:

    jefa621 said:


    Jordie5678 said:

    You lot are such fucking bitches get a life and stop bullying people on the Internet because I know damn right if I was standing in front of you, you would SHIT your pants and have nothing to say so how about you shut your fucking mouth
    Why don't you just drop it?  You're starting to get into banning territory.  You're the one who flipped out from a little snark.  If I didn't know you and you randomly came up to me somewhere and said you think you might be pregnant, I would look at you like you had two head and would say this stuff to your face.  Nice try.
    Flipped out over a little snark are you fucking kidding me? The replies I got were disgraceful

    Wow you want us to get a life? You are the one who had to create an account to make up drama to try and validate yourself. Now you are freaking out and calling us names? Grow up, pee on a damn test and go away! Maybe ask Santa for some class while you are at it.
    I did pee on a stick and IM FUCKING PREGNANT


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    Keep telling yourself that.
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  • norweigannorweigan member
    OP just stop. Really. You're not getting back at anyone by flailing your "pregnancy" around. No one cares. All you're doing is making yourself look horrible. 
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  • EmeJayEmeJay member
    jaytee16 said:

    @Emejay - I know you're not always a fan of the love fests, but for this one, I don't care - I fucking love you and your responses to this twat.


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    Haha back at you lover :))
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  • snooks721snooks721 member
    slappalicious said:
    Jordie5678 said:
    slappalicious said:
    You know what sucked?

    Today someone asked me if I "had a baby in there".

    FML
    Sorry :(
    Why are you fat???
    No need to post it twice.

    I'm fat because I ate too much and exercised too little.  Why is anyone fat?  DUH.  :P
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  • mak7788mak7788 member
    Ugh I totally miss all the fun. I feel like that chick is up there with @jennalking

     But to answer @slappalicious 's  question. Yep, just finished it all today! H and I bought my dad Christmas Vacation moose glasses. They are so glorious, I Just may order myself a set. 

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  • mmb248mmb248 member
    You lot are such fucking bitches get a life and stop bullying people on the Internet because I know damn right if I was standing in front of you, you would SHIT your pants and have nothing to say so how about you shut your fucking mouth
    Damn, how did I miss this gem?  I wonder if people regularly shit their pants when the OP is standing in front of them?  I would also be a pissed off bitch if that happened to me.  Maybe that's where she got the idea of putting shit on people?  I don't know that much about shitting on or in front of people, but it's pretty obvious that the OP knows her shit.
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  • mak7788mak7788 member
    NellyBluth said:
    janda426 said:
    Ugh I totally miss all the fun. I feel like that chick is up there with @jennalking

     But to answer @slappalicious 's  question. Yep, just finished it all today! H and I bought my dad Christmas Vacation moose glasses. They are so glorious, I Just may order myself a set. 
    I don't think ANYTHING tops arguing with your own AE lol

    That was pretty friggin epic.
    oh man, I don't know how I forgot that she was arguing with her own AE! Ok I stand corrected, it's going to be hard to top that. 

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  • augusta17augusta17 member
    I'm extremely shocked that anyone thought this was real. And/or kept replying.

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  • Krisx2Krisx2 member
    edited December 2013
    mmb248 said:
    You lot are such fucking bitches get a life and stop bullying people on the Internet because I know damn right if I was standing in front of you, you would SHIT your pants and have nothing to say so how about you shut your fucking mouth
    Damn, how did I miss this gem?  I wonder if people regularly shit their pants when the OP is standing in front of them?  I would also be a pissed off bitch if that happened to me.  Maybe that's where she got the idea of putting shit on people?  I don't know that much about shitting on or in front of people, but it's pretty obvious that the OP knows her shit.
    Oh, wait wait. I think OP is a male. Seeing that FUCKING PREGNANT male in front of me would make me shit my pants.

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  • ngolimentongolimento member
    edited December 2013
    A ginger was here

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