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TheTamedShrew · December 2013

Imma tear into that huge shiny bag of ghiradelli assorted chocolates that I bought on sale at Costco. Cheap candy is the best candy.

kelseypie · December 2013

@TheTamedShrew, I like the storyline this season of AHS, but feel you on the bad acting. Every time Precious has dialogue all I hear is her reading lines. Drives me crazy!

missyishere · December 2013

Just wait until you receive your prezzies @wasnotwas. I didn't make sugar cookie dough for nothing today, bitches. (see, we can cuss on here)

WasNotWas · December 2013

@missyishere said:
Just wait until you receive your prezzies @wasnotwas. I didn't make sugar cookie dough for nothing today, bitches. (see, we can cuss on here)

Woman, I'm half a wine bottle in, you are confusing my shit when I see you here

missyishere · December 2013

@42butterflies slap some of that on some saltines, and you're going to cream your panties.

CindyRelluh · December 2013

First off, moose hat:

CindyRelluh · December 2013

Feck. Moose hat:

DaisyDuck40 · December 2013

Joseph was asleep and I went to move something near him and it woke him up! Noooo!

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CindyRelluh · December 2013

Second, I'll see your cookies and raise you these beauts:

JANCANDANCE · December 2013

I swear I'm telling @BLT20051

JANCANDANCE · December 2013

When I was a skinny whore

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tttwalters · December 2013

CindyRelluh said:

Second, I'll see your cookies and raise you these beauts:

We have nothing good in Canada **throwing tantrum**

LiLi23 · December 2013

Holy shit, 7 pages before I even opened this up! I know what I'm doing during MOTN feeding.

Also, Mikayla just randomly said, "donde esta, come here Ted(our dog)!" I about died.

JANCANDANCE · December 2013

TTTWALTERS you have healthcare, bomb ass maternity leave, and CELINE DION FFS.

RedCherry1109 · December 2013

phishgirl29 said:

All your TV shows talk makes me sad. I don't have a DVR, Netflix or anything cool besides cable here. DH is a stick in the mudd when it comes to television (

@phishgirl29 we only have Direct TV because we can't get regular cable where I leave and I pay out the butt for it too. It sucks!

CindyRelluh · December 2013

@tttwalters come on over to the dark side.

Can someone please teach my child to use the potty? I swear this kid is "Diapers fo lyfe!"

@blt20051 panties panties panties

CindyRelluh · December 2013

@majwv8 it was only a matter of time. All Disney stars lose it.

AlsGal01 · December 2013

CindyRelluh said:
Second, I'll see your cookies and raise you these beauts:

My MIL made these. I was skeptical but they are soooo good!!

RedCherry1109 · December 2013

AlsGal01 said:

Second, I'll see your cookies and raise you these beauts:
My MIL made these. I was skeptical but they are soooo good!!

I've been wanting to try them..guess I will now!

KellenHi21 · December 2013

2 more hours till ds' bed time then I'm a large glass of wine!!!!

Eta- I didn't even say "having", apparently I'm just going to BE the wine.

KellenHi21 · December 2013

Also, who wants come do my laundry??

KellenHi21 · December 2013

Also- cause it's so pretty today!!!!

phishgirl29 · December 2013

Ditto @34blondie. My LO will sleep anytime during the day but refuses to sleep in his crib. We are only 1 hour ad 4 minutes into the night. He's on his tummy and lifts his head every couple of minutes with a cry. It's making me sick

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tttwalters · December 2013

@kellenhi21 I will gladly leave my igloo to come and do your laundry! so jealous right now

CindyRelluh · December 2013

I just got white whipped. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.

So I'm pissed. We got Q a crayola doodle mat for an early gift, and when we went to play with it the markers that came with it are freaking dried out!! I feel so bad, she was so excited.

TheTamedShrew · December 2013

WOOHOO!! My brother and SIL just announced that my new little nephew arrived at 6:24 weighing in at 10 lbs 9 oz!! What a chunk! They named him Jackson and he is presh!!

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KellenHi21 · December 2013

Shrew- congrats!

Luru- I know right?!

Lizzybizzy80 · December 2013

Just started the SNL with Paul Rudd and One Direction, I needed this.

KellenHi21 · December 2013

We are doing a stay-cation this weekend with my family and I'm sooooooo excited!

JANCANDANCE · December 2013

Calvin Johnson wants me to rip that lions uniform off of him like right now.

phishgirl29 · December 2013

34blondie said:

Ditto @34blondie. My LO will sleep anytime during the day but refuses to sleep in his crib. We are only 1 hour ad 4 minutes into the night. He's on his tummy and lifts his head every couple of minutes with a cry. It's making me sick (
@phishgirl29 Ugh! Sorry this is happening to you, too. I just finished crying about it and M is now in the pnp in the living room. I wish I knew what is going on.

I know what my guys problem is. He rolls to his tummy and puts his arms straight and he hasn't figured out how to bend them to rest his head. It took him about 1 hour and 20 minutes of crying/comforting/rolling to figure it out. I'm exhausted but frazzled awake from his crying. This is so hard.

CindyRelluh · December 2013

@smpeachey Walmart, baby section!! @kdc2007 and @nursemommy13 what do you guys think of this season of Revenge?

LiLi23 · December 2013

@majwv8 I didn't realize I already liked your post, so I liked it, but that actually unliked it and I was like OH NO! So I liked it again.

Like, like, like.

That looks weird after awhile.

Ok I'm really tired. And delirious.

JANCANDANCE · December 2013

Last nights episode really threw me for a loop? Like is she acting like she doesn't know, or has she really lost her memory, and why wasn't Daniel arrested. WTAF?

riansmommie · December 2013

I dont think that Daniel was arresting because his mom still got framed for it. Daniel did it after his mom was dragged off and the gun was already planted. At least that's how my brain decided why he wasn't arrested.

SilverEF · December 2013

riansmommie said:
I dont think that Daniel was arresting because his mom still got framed for it. Daniel did it after his mom was dragged off and the gun was already planted. At least that's how my brain decided why he wasn't arrested.

This is exactly what went through my brain.

FordFalcor · December 2013

I've got something horrifying to bury in this thread. On Sunday, Tyler and I had sex for only like the 5th, maybe 6th time postpartum. The reason being it hurts so bad. I never experienced this after Lucy's birth so ---TMI WARNING--- I asked him to have a look to see if there was an obvious reason for my discomfort. There is.

My midwife from hell sewed part of my labia to my body. Yep. Sure did. I have a Frankengina and it looked so different that my generally laid-back husband said he thinks we may need to consult a surgeon to fix it.

lioness13 · December 2013

As much as my family annoys me, I hate being away from them for Christmas. This is the first year DH and I will be on our own. His parents are in Trinidad (if maternity leave hadn't drained my PTO we would be there too

) and mine are in NY and MD. It sucks. At the same time I know many people would love to have a quiet Christmas with their DH and baby so I'm trying to get over it and make the best of it...

FordFalcor · December 2013

Oh great, my vagina confession is the top of page 9.

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