Dd would stand the Daddy figure on the top of the house then flick her fingers to knock him off while saying "Bing, Daddy fell off the roof."
Ok, back to the holiday venting.
That is hilarious. As long as he was ok of course.
He landed on his butt on a concrete sidewalk, thought he just knocked the wind out of himself until he stood up and tried walking, laid down on the ground and instructed his brother to call an ambulance and get him a cigarette. Turns out he cracked the ring shaped part of his pelvis - which of course led to the joke that he fell off the roof and cracked his butt.
And if anyone is curious as to how he fell - well, he watched his brother slide down the steep pitched roof and catch his foot on a vent pipe before climbing down so he figured that was cool so he tried it and missed the pipe and slid off the roof.
Yoi, that sounds painful. But I can say from having recovered from a similar injury, it's really healthy that your family can find a way to laugh about it!
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