FFFC

kimberlymacrae · December 2013

I am a totes reg tagger failure. I will bring thr margaritas... dress code: no pants.

llybeck · December 2013

My fat ass sure does love some burritos...

VitaLuna · December 2013

kimberlymacrae said:
I am a totes reg tagger failure. I will bring thr margaritas... dress code: no pants.

You hear that, @foxyroxy?? It's your kind of party!

foxyroxy · December 2013

My pants were already off. I am always prepared.

OliveMom3 · December 2013

I second the reg-lite. I'll take my burrito with low fat cream cheese and lean beef. Hell, who am I kidding! Give me the full fat shit. I'm starving!!!

imakeeff0rts · December 2013

I know I'm late to the party, but I need to get this off my chest. There's a bus driver that works for the school system on post and I fucking hate her. She blocks my driveway, the intersection by my house, and the bitch parks her happy ass in front of my house for her lunch break and sweeps her bus out on my lawn and makes a bunch of damn noise. Everything in me wants to get Southern on her ass and point a gun out of the window and take out her tires.

I've politely asked her to not dump her shit on my lawn and block my driveway, but she just laughs it off. I had to call the MPs a little while ago because she was blocking my driveway and refused to move to let my husband in.

happybride 276 · December 2013

imakeeff0rts said:
I know I'm late to the party, but I need to get this off my chest. There's a bus driver that works for the school system on post and I fucking hate her. She blocks my driveway, the intersection by my house, and the bitch parks her happy ass in front of my house for her lunch break and sweeps her bus out on my lawn and makes a bunch of damn noise. Everything in me wants to get Southern on her ass and point a gun out of the window and take out her tires.

I've politely asked her to not dump her shit on my lawn and block my driveway, but she just laughs it off. I had to call the MPs a little while ago because she was blocking my driveway and refused to move to let my husband in.

That's terrible. I would call the school board on her.

imakeeff0rts · December 2013

oh, I plan on it. I've recorded all of her shenanigans. Now that the MPs have gotten involved I'm ready to make my complaint.

Violet1372 · December 2013

I would like to add myself to the reg-lite group as well. I'm usually creeping on you ladies every day. I just have things to add here and there

MallardDucky · December 2013

It's 6am and dammit I want a burrito!

imakeeff0rts · December 2013

The more of my friends I read about and talk to that are able to have vaginal births the more bitter I become about my c/s. I should have asked for more time.

JocelynB0911 · December 2013

Loppy19 said:
I think someone forgot @loppy19

No, no, no how could I forget about you? You see what had happened was... ahh eff it. Burrito for you too.

KMD1106 · December 2013

@coraggiosa, you didn't forget me, but can I still get a burrito?

I'm on FB more now, but I like the reunion idea! We can't forget @MandyCody19!

happybride 276 · December 2013

imakeeff0rts said:
The more of my friends I read about and talk to that are able to have vaginal births the more bitter I become about my c/s. I should have asked for more time.

I am very sorry to hear that.

eyris · December 2013

imakeeff0rts said:

The more of my friends I read about and talk to that are able to have vaginal births the more bitter I become about my c/s. I should have asked for more time.

I'm with you. My son was breech so I knew from 35 weeks that c-section was a strong possibility for me. I basically cried about it for a month and I think I was worn down after a month of stressing and trying everything possible to get him to flip.

My doctor scared me about having low amniotic fluid so we ended up with the c-section at 39 weeks without me ever going into labor and I had only started to have irregular contractions that day. I've heard so many stories of babies flipping head down once contractions/labor really starts and I wonder if I should have pushed to wait longer before going in...

I try not to dwell on it and I feel okay about it most of the time, but it kind of sinks in from time to time and I regret and feel uncomfortable about it.

jlp0528 · December 2013

imakeeff0rts said:
The more of my friends I read about and talk to that are able to have vaginal births the more bitter I become about my c/s. I should have asked for more time.

Sorry efforts. ::Interwebz hugs::

JocelynB0911 · December 2013

jpryber0528 said:

imakeeff0rts said:
The more of my friends I read about and talk to that are able to have vaginal births the more bitter I become about my c/s. I should have asked for more time.
Sorry efforts. ::Interwebz hugs::

::creepily joins in on the interwebz hug::

psychgirl33 · December 2013

jenny5o5 said:

I have trouble believing dinosaurs were ever real (I know they were but come on- they were HUGE and everywhere. There's only like 5 animals close to that big now.)

This may be my favorite FFFC ever. It's so random! (But I kind of understand what you mean. I don't have that issue, but I could see having it.)

imakeeff0rts · December 2013

Thanks, ladies. I've had to start hiding posts. I mean, I'm happy for them but the face- rubbing is old.

psychgirl33 · December 2013

Ok, it's not Friday, but I'm going to confess anyway. There is a tiny, tiny part of me that thinks 3u3 wouldn't be so bad. It's craziness talking because we don't even want 3 and I've never wanted more than 2. Then I think about trying to get 3 in and out of the car in the winter (especially on days like today when it's -30 with the windchill) and about paying for daycare and I remember why I only want 2. I think partly it's just because it's going so damn fast! Even faster than it went the first time! It makes me sad to think I'll never have a baby again and it's going by so quickly!

JocelynB0911 · December 2013

AFwifelife said:

JocelynB0911 said:

kimberlymacrae said:

redfallon said:

@JocelynB0911 said:

My confession- I want the regs back. We need a damn reunion in here.
Woot woot!

Yes, I wooted.

Calling @auroraloo, @SweetPeaK26, @KMD1106, @MallardDucky, @imakeeff0rts,
@msronzio

Goodness lady you're missing @revlaurawittman, @surfergirl, @vitaluna, @nicknshan, @emlynnlerette, @staceymack, @foxyroxy, @laurelanne, @kennazebrowski, @whitneylux, @shanmarie1083

Edit: if you're a true reg and I forgot you my bad, yo. I owe you a burrito.

You forgot me

Fmmfl I love you!!! I could never forget about you. I'm sorry. Say you still love me too!

HBirdie · December 2013

JocelynB0911 said:

JocelynB0911 said:

redfallon said:

@JocelynB0911 said:

My confession- I want the regs back. We need a damn reunion in here.
Woot woot!

Yes, I wooted.

Calling @auroraloo, @SweetPeaK26, @KMD1106, @MallardDucky, @imakeeff0rts, @msronzio
Goodness lady you're missing @revlaurawittman, @surfergirl, @vitaluna, @nicknshan, @emlynnlerette, @staceymack, @foxyroxy, @laurelanne, @kennazebrowski, @whitneylux, @shanmarie1083 Edit: if you're a true reg and I forgot you my bad, yo. I owe you a burrito.

You forgot me

Fmmfl I love you!!! I could never forget about you. I'm sorry. Say you still love me too!

And me.

JocelynB0911 · December 2013

HBirdie said:

JocelynB0911 said:

AFwifelife said:

JocelynB0911 said:

kimberlymacrae said:

redfallon said:

@JocelynB0911 said:

My confession- I want the regs back. We need a damn reunion in here.
Woot woot!

Yes, I wooted.

Calling @auroraloo, @SweetPeaK26, @KMD1106, @MallardDucky, @imakeeff0rts,
@msronzio
Goodness lady you're missing @revlaurawittman, @surfergirl, @vitaluna, @nicknshan, @emlynnlerette, @staceymack, @foxyroxy, @laurelanne, @kennazebrowski, @whitneylux, @shanmarie1083

Edit: if you're a true reg and I forgot you my bad, yo. I owe you a burrito.

You forgot me

Fmmfl I love you!!! I could never forget about you. I'm sorry. Say you still love me too!

And me.

Patience my dear, patience. I was getting there. I lurve you so much. ::super creepy awkwardly long hug::

happybride 276 · December 2013

I have no idea what WTAF is. I know WTF means what the fuck. I am too lazy to investigate, so every time I see it I can only think of what the ass fuck. It's terrible and certainly not right.

ravenclaw1 · December 2013

happybride 276 said:
I have no idea what WTAF is. I know WTF means what the fuck. I am too lazy to investigate, so every time I see it I can only think of what the ass fuck. It's terrible and certainly not right.

Actual, not ass

happybride 276 · December 2013

Well, now that makes more sense.

Thank you ladies for enlightening me.

GIFSoup

HBirdie · December 2013

hahahahaha happybride

happybride 276 · December 2013

HBirdie said:
hahahahaha happybride

Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

HBirdie · December 2013

happybride 276 said:

hahahahaha happybride
Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

If it makes you feel better, I thought tl;dr was a computer or internet glitch until today.

When I googled it.

Apparently it means too long; didn't read.

Violet1372 · December 2013

kimberlymacrae said it to me the other day.

imakeeff0rts · December 2013

HBirdie said:

happybride 276 said:

HBirdie said:
hahahahaha happybride
Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

If it makes you feel better, I thought tl;dr was a computer or internet glitch until today.

When I googled it.

Apparently it means too long; didn't read.

I just learned something.

happybride 276 · December 2013

HBirdie said:

happybride 276 said:

HBirdie said:
hahahahaha happybride
Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

If it makes you feel better, I thought tl;dr was a computer or internet glitch until today.

When I googled it.

Apparently it means too long; didn't read.

I thought the same thing until you posted this. Lol!

jlp0528 · December 2013

happybride 276 said:

HBirdie said:

happybride 276 said:

HBirdie said:
hahahahaha happybride
Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

If it makes you feel better, I thought tl;dr was a computer or internet glitch until today.

When I googled it.

Apparently it means too long; didn't read.

I thought the same thing until you posted this. Lol!

Lol I google any acronyms on here that are unknown bc otherwise I read and go ... Wtf?

:-? :-?

jlp0528 · December 2013

Edit because it posted twice. Posting is hard. @-)

jlp0528 · December 2013

Shit, 3 times?? WTF phone.

MallardDucky · December 2013

Mallard bursts into the post bearing a big ass sack of burritos (to include veggie ones) passes out flame retartedent gel and waits for something juicy!

bumpuser10024844 · December 2013

HBirdie said:

happybride 276 said:

hahahahaha happybride
Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

If it makes you feel better, I thought tl;dr was a computer or internet glitch until today.

When I googled it.

Apparently it means too long; didn't read.

Uh.... I didn't know that was a thing... Who uses semicolons??

MallardDucky · December 2013

Ok ok. Stop hounding me. Yes I watch Pretty Little Lairs and I LOVE IT!

Mostly I started watching when the first episode came on and I mainly watch to find out who A is going to be. Yes I know there are the books but the show hasn't really matched up!

So there you go. My secret is out!

HBirdie · December 2013

hlcollums said:

HBirdie said:

happybride 276 said:

hahahahaha happybride
Yeah. My have been keeping that one in for a while out of sheer embarrassment.

If it makes you feel better, I thought tl;dr was a computer or internet glitch until today.

When I googled it.

Apparently it means too long; didn't read.

Uh.... I didn't know that was a thing... Who uses semicolons??

I actually do use semicolons, especially in my writing, when it is proper to do so. Not on the internet, though.

JLMcWeeney · December 2013

I don't know what MFM stands for, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with midwife because of context clues so I always would read it is "mother fucking midwife".
Also, when someone would use YGPM when they send someone a private message I always read it as "you got me pregnant". Even though that is not even the right order for the letters.

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