August 2013 Moms

FFFC

124»

Re: FFFC

  • My sparklers currentley Mr. Grinch but not christmas season he goes by many names i have called him turd nuggets mcgoobbles when hes particularly "funny" ex, laughing giggling and wanting to play at two in the morning...
    image
  • Loading the player...
  • BellaOso said:
    *snip*
    Okay... This is really bad but we only said it at home when it was me and DH. DD1 looked a little like Hitler when she was newborn to like 3 months. She had a side part, thick hair and a scowl and would move her arms around wildly. She was a miserable newborn/infant (very happy now,) and we used to call her Mein Fuhrer.

    *Puts on flame suit and runs out of the room*
    This. is. HILARIOUS!!  DH and I both got a good laugh from it.  People always said I looked like Hitler in my newborn pics so I can relate :)
    image

    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

  • I still call LO my "boob shnoob". I have all my friends calling her than now too. I have referred to her as "my little biatch" but only in a cute, BFF sort of way. My little biatch is the best thing that ever happened to me.

    Love!
        DS born 8-16-2013
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    image
  • KatieS7 said:
    @CaliforniaDream87 every time I see a pic of your LO I think "what a dapper (sp?) little guy." He's got killer fashion sense ;)

    @katies7 thanks :-*
        DS born 8-16-2013
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    image
  • Ladies, thank you for coming to my aid.....I could never imagine not having my LO....it was a very short, lack of sleep induced moment...I love my little bean...

    And as for calling her little shit...Its a term of endearment that DH and I use....we mean nothing negative, and would not say it to her...
    image
    image

  • petey1106 said:
    I almost smacked the barista at the coffee shop this morning for calling me "hun." I can't stand being called "hun" or "sweetie" by anyone, let alone some 18 year old barista.
    Yes!!! I HATE that! I also hate being called "Sweetie" or anything of the like. 

     Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

  • I hate being called "Hun." I think it's so condescending.

    My mom used to call me and my brother little shits when we were younger. She is bipolar and was verbally abusive towards us. I'll never say it to my child's face or even just to myself because I worry everyday that I might, just for one second, make her feel the way my mom always made me feel. I can see saying it to yourself if you don't have a background like mine; but, if you do, repeated thoughts can turn into actions and I never want to make my kid feel the way my mom mad us feel. Just my 2 cents.
     
             Baby C - 08.23.13
  • I sometimes miss the fun AE's brought to us..... Where are you rumparoooo, why can't I find you? Why have you gone awaaaaaayyy? :(( (name that tune.)

    Rump was IP banned. Boo!
  • I sometimes miss the fun AE's brought to us..... Where are you rumparoooo, why can't I find you? Why have you gone awaaaaaayyy? :(( (name that tune.)

    Where are you Christmas from how the grinch stole Christmas!

    Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPic

    Jackson was born 8/11/2013 3:53 am 6 lbs 12 oz
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • My toddler is going through a MAJOR pushing boundaries period. I asked him to use his fork at lunch today and he smiled very slyly, picked up the forked, held out his hand with it and said "no mommy, no fork" with a totally straight somewhat maniacal look on his face. And dropped the fucking fork.

    It took everything in my power to not say "OMG you little shit!!!!" Instead his ass went to time out.

    I love him but man he can be a turd.
     DS1 8/2011. DS2 8/2013.

  • And since no one reads the ends of these I feel comfortable admitting I have colored lights on my tree. And I LOVE it. I prefer white lights out front but color on my tree. Plus DS1 is learning his colors and fascinated by it. Even more hilljack, one strand blinks or fades (it's got 8 settings). After DS1 goes to bed it goes on slow fade, but when he's up he likes the blinking setting. I know id be so judged. Blinking colored lights on my tree...I may as well say I'm asking for season tickets to a demo derby and love tube tops.

    I have a secret internet crush on you. All your post are AWESOME! BTW-I love colored Christmas lights and will NEVER use a fake tree, ever.
        DS born 8-16-2013
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    image
  • My parents tree has colored lights and it feels wonderfully homey to me. I got white ones years ago when I got my first tree with a roommate. We had hardly any personal ornaments so the tree was more stylized. Now as a family all of our ornaments have a story and are very varied so maybe next year we'll switch to colored lights. :)
  • I'm still scared of what's in the dark. The power is out and I just made DH get up to make Lo a bottle and feed her because I'm too scared to. It's also colder than hell (that line makes no sense because hell is supposedly hot so of course it's colder than hell.) and we are having record low temperatures. I honestly jumped and panicked a bit when I woke up because none of the night lights were on and I thought I had been kidnapped. My mind is so irrational. Also, the power is not out because of the ice and snow storm. It is out because someone cut the power. My mind is paranoid haha...
    A'13 June Siggy Contest- TV Dads
    image
  • And since no one reads the ends of these I feel comfortable admitting I have colored lights on my tree. And I LOVE it. I prefer white lights out front but color on my tree. Plus DS1 is learning his colors and fascinated by it.

    Even more hilljack, one strand blinks or fades (it's got 8 settings). After DS1 goes to bed it goes on slow fade, but when he's up he likes the blinking setting.

    I know id be so judged. Blinking colored lights on my tree...I may as well say I'm asking for season tickets to a demo derby and love tube tops.

    Right there with you. (Except for the blinky, DS1 one would go apeshit.) Nothing was cuter last than watching him name all the colored lights and saying "y-eye-yo" for "yellow."
    BFP 8/12/12 m/c 8/19/12 BFP 12/1/12 EDD 8/11/13

    image
     Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Image and video hosting by TinyPic
  •  

    I'm still scared of what's in the dark. The power is out and I just made DH get up to make Lo a bottle and feed her because I'm too scared to. It's also colder than hell (that line makes no sense because hell is supposedly hot so of course it's colder than hell.) and we are having record low temperatures. I honestly jumped and panicked a bit when I woke up because none of the night lights were on and I thought I had been kidnapped. My mind is so irrational. Also, the power is not out because of the ice and snow storm. It is out because someone cut the power. My mind is paranoid haha...
    OMG I am laughing so hard @ I thought I had been kidnapped. You are so silly.

    Baby Birthday Ticker TickerLilypie First Birthday tickers

      BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!

     BabyFruit Ticker

    photo crunchy_zps41233998.gif

      

  • LokiLahve said:
    I'll admit it. When people post pics, I sometimes look at the backgrounds for decorating ideas.

    ("Ooooh, those hardwood floors are gorgeous .... Ooooh, I love that paint color....")
    Guilty. @belhurstbride pics come to mind...her house looks beautiful. Also, I don't just checkout backgrounds for decorating ideas, I'm just strait nosey. I like seeing people's styles and tastes. Is that creepy?
    @lokilahve, I haven't been on since Thursday and am just seeing this but thank you! When we looked at the house I told the realtor I was ready to make an offer after seeing only 3 rooms. Hadn't seen half of the downstairs (including the kitchen) or any of the upstairs but I was already sold! 
    DD1 4.14.10
    DD2 8.22.13
    MMC 1.4.17 at 16w
    Expecting #3, EDD 1.29.18

    Pregnancy Ticker
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"