Can we do an early UO?

pharmer78 · November 2013

origamipoppy said:

I'm Bunny Lakeshore. Nice to meet all of you. Even the ones with weird names.

That one's awesome, stripper or not!

tinyhumantoe · November 2013

@indigovader I think that is freaking hilarious. I am going to teach my kid to yell that. HA!!

I have my personal heater turned up so high that my eyes are dry and I might take a nap on my desk.

I got drunk last night at a bar with DH and threw up in the middle of the night.

I'm pissed at my MIL for doing a shit job of doing us a favor. Which is ridiculous. But just because someone is doing you a favor doesn't mean they get a free pass to be a flake.

kdsmith43 · November 2013

BeebopandBuddy said:

Mine's not cute. Dexter Newmarket- sounds like an executive, not a stripper. Oh well.

Klassy stripper.

BillyMollyEmmy · November 2013

Sam St. Mark ... I am one holy stripper. AW YEAH.

MarisaKathleen · November 2013

Mine would be Frankie Michigan. :-(

mrsbhk22 · November 2013

@hyaline this made me just snort at desk. That would be awesome!

melody921 · November 2013

tinyhumantoe said:

I call everyone in my household (including LO) by their "stripper names". First childhood pet + childhood street.

I'm Muffin Hollister. She's Willy Papoola (changed a bit so you stalkers won't know my street name). DH is Mariah Jenny. )

I crack myself up.

LOL, I love to do that. I'd be Sunshine Osprey. The names for DH and the kids don't have the same ring :P

Pokedot · November 2013

kdsmith43 said:

FFMC:

I think the tackier the Christmas decorations = the better. I was hoping to string some popcorn to put on the tree, but it didn't happen this year.

DH and I have never used a condom and don't plan on it. The way they smell is a huge turn off to me.

If DH had his way we wouldn't either. I'm just not taking a single chance on getting pregnant right now. So BC and condoms FTW!

willy_gert · November 2013

Mine would be Mikey Bluebird and LO's would be Miller Normandy. Talk about an old man stripper name for LO.

mrsbhk22 · November 2013

Pokie alkaline springs

Awesome!

Pokedot · November 2013

I had a number for my street growing up so if I can do it that way it would be Rufus 8th Avenue. Bhahaha...not sure how I feel about that one!

thebanich · November 2013

I can only remember on street name that we lived on when I was little so:

Emmy Cloverfield

FFMC: We aren't doing a big Thanksgiving dinner. We are going out to eat sushi on Wednesday and having a big breakfast Thursday and calling it good. I'm so glad I don't have to eat turkey.

jocymama · November 2013

Mine would be Buffy Walker. Also I have no UOs or FFMCs because I have been too busy at work to think of any.

AKB090609 · November 2013

All I have is a super stripper name, I am Buffy Fairy Chasm. My child is Daisy Woodwatch. At least we always have the option to be great strippers...

jenndub · November 2013

I'm Hootie Paraguay. I'm not sure why I named my first turtle Hootie, I was 3.

FFMC, I told DH that we needed to stop spending so frivolously, especially with Christmas coming up. I made my lunch for work today. And then went to Panera. And Starbucks.

Newt69 · November 2013

My stripper name would be Jezebel Fish House

I'm sad that my FIL hasn't invited us down for thanksgiving dinner and that he has a better relationship with my SILs dog then he does with D

1fish2fish · November 2013

tinyhumantoe said:

I could laugh all day at these stripper names
:P

I prefer condoms to bc. It's cheaper and easier cleanup for me. I don't spend a lot of time sniffing them before we use them. Although....... durex do have less of an odor than trojan.

You stole my UO! Agreed, I like the no mess factor of a condom.

danabsd · November 2013

kdsmith43 said:

tinyhumantoe said:

I call everyone in my household (including LO) by their "stripper names". First childhood pet + childhood street.

I'm Muffin Hollister. She's Willy Papoola (changed a bit so you stalkers won't know my street name). DH is Mariah Jenny. )

I crack myself up.

Mine would be Rocky Chippendale.

No joke.

Mines Mocha Murphy. There is likely a stripper out there actually named Mocha Murphy.

1fish2fish · November 2013

And, also, I'd be Tramp Taylor. Do I win?

danabsd · November 2013

mnkate said:

Am I the only one who had a numbered street growing up?! I also never had a pet until I married DH....so I would be the lamest stripper ever.

Now on stage #32. Ha. :P

fireflygirl12 · November 2013

Pokedot said:

I had a number for my street going up so if I can do it that way it would be Rufus 8th Avenue. Bhahaha...not sure how I feel about that one!

I'm Rocky 8th Avenue. Stripper sibs FTW!

hmp1 · November 2013

tinyhumantoe said:

I call everyone in my household (including LO) by their "stripper names". First childhood pet + childhood street.

I'm Muffin Hollister. She's Willy Papoola (changed a bit so you stalkers won't know my street name). DH is Mariah Jenny. )

I crack myself up.

DH would be Cuffs Harris. I might change it up to Cuffs Hairy Johnson.

My name is Tashi Brimwood.

fireflygirl12 · November 2013

UO: I don't get it when parent's always dress their kids in matching outfits. It's cute for special occasions, but not all of the time.

FFMC: I'm scared that if this LO is a boy, I'm totally going to dress him and DS in matching outfits all the time.

noloveintennis · November 2013

I lived on a number street, I would be Pippin 38th St, my street was sometimes called Bentheim (Ben-time) road, so I could be Pippin Bentheim. AJ would be Baxter Winterwood, SD would be Lucky Winterwood, DH would be Carrot Steele, lol.

willy_gert · November 2013

@tinyhumantoe way to turn this into a stripper thread!

BPer · November 2013

tinyhumantoe said:
I want to do the gift exchange

I got bombarded by work last week. Sigh.

Damnit. Me too.

fireflygirl12 · November 2013

BPer said:

I want to do the gift exchange

I got bombarded by work last week. Sigh.
Damnit. Me too.

Same. Damn work interfering with Bump time!

phytoocean · November 2013

I am Fluffy Gray. An excellent old lady stripper name.

redneckmomma25 · November 2013

DH would be Mick Layton and G would be Bagel Bulls Head.

MeatballEsq · November 2013

1fish2fish said:
And, also, I'd be Tramp Taylor. Do I win?

Was your dog named after lady and the tramp?

MeatballEsq · November 2013

Inspired by @bunkinmama, I think women generally are terrible to work for. I am a feminist so it breaks my heart to say that, but if I never work for another woman ever that would be a-ok with me.

misscheapandchic · November 2013

Kanye's new song is damn catchy.

miss50 · November 2013

I much prefer the smell of a blown out candle than the actual candle scent.

Flamingemu · November 2013

I hate it when I see parents out shopping with their kids in tow during midnight madness or Black Friday or some other shopping event that means you're shopping in the middle of the night. Put your children to bed. Stuff is not that important.
Ooh FFMC- I took DD to Wal mart last year on thanksgiving night, MOTY!

Last year doesn't count. L only slept for 3 hours at a time (5 on a really good night) and would sleep anywhere. Taking your toddler would totally mess up their sleep patterns.

miss50 · November 2013

@tinyhumantoe, this game sucks when you grow up in a town that uses street numbers. Kyna 35th sure does sound like a drug transaction.

fireflygirl12 · November 2013

tonir319 said:

Inspired by @bunkinmama, I think women generally are terrible to work for. I am a feminist so it breaks my heart to say that, but if I never work for another woman ever that would be a-ok with me.

I agree, even though I'm a woman boss. I was totally a snatch to work for pre-DS. Now I'm just half a snatch.

Flamingemu · November 2013

FFMC - I have been ridiculously mean to DH for the past week pointing out all his flaws. Rather than have a calm discussion about needing more help around the house, I have been embarrassing him to do more work.

I haven't had to do dishes all week and he has been picking up after the baby every night. It is amazing and I keep wondering how much longer it will last. I feel like such a child and I really don't normally do this, but I just didn't want to be nice.

miss50 · November 2013

fireflygirl12 said:

tonir319 said:

Inspired by @bunkinmama, I think women generally are terrible to work for. I am a feminist so it breaks my heart to say that, but if I never work for another woman ever that would be a-ok with me.

I agree, even though I'm a woman boss. I was totally a snatch to work for pre-DS. Now I'm just half a snatch.

Ditto. Kids make us soft.

1fish2fish · November 2013

tonir319 said:

1fish2fish said:
And, also, I'd be Tramp Taylor. Do I win?
Was your dog named after lady and the tramp?

Yep!

1fish2fish · November 2013

tonir319 said:
Inspired by @bunkinmama, I think women generally are terrible to work for. I am a feminist so it breaks my heart to say that, but if I never work for another woman ever that would be a-ok with me.

Aww, man. It's awesome to have a cool female boss! Two of my current supervisors on internship, the chair of our program, and my dissertation chair are all female and I LOVE working for them. They are all transformational leaders- they get shit done while remaining empathic and human. I want to be just like them when I grow up! I hope you get to experience something like that some day, Toni. They make me a better person

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