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• theimpossibleastronaut member

  November 2013

  Is this the non judgey pants thing?

  
  

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• missyishere member

  November 2013

  Correctomundo @riversong82!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto:  We welcome to you the board with open legs.  Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• theimpossibleastronaut member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Oh I'm sure we will all learn a lot from this stranger about not judging. :-bd
  
  
  
  
  Eta: ^ sarcasm
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  November 2013

  Get on that @judgejudy someone.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto:  We welcome to you the board with open legs.  Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• missyishere member

  November 2013

  We'll miss you @mrsskull1107!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto:  We welcome to you the board with open legs.  Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• klondikebar member

  November 2013

  I'm so excited. I love judging people. 

       
  

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• angelashly member

  November 2013

  I hope to be there

  
  

  
  
  

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• CindyRelluh member

  November 2013

  Does @Gavel only judge on June '13 and here, or is it a no board is safe kind of thing?

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• MerkinMerv member

  November 2013

  I judge vagina bleachers.  

  

  "It's like one small step for a pussy, one giant leap for pussykind!" @mrsskull1107
  

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• pghmortdoll member

  November 2013

  I have been so busy lately & I'm actually off tomorrow! But I don't have an AE... is that a problem?

   

  First we had eachother.5.27.11
  Then we had you.6.16.12
  Now we have everything.

  

  
  

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• MerkinMerv member

  November 2013

  Especially those home kits.  At least get a pro to do things properly.  GAWD!

  

  "It's like one small step for a pussy, one giant leap for pussykind!" @mrsskull1107
  

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• Karbird5 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  I'm off tomorrow so my AE will be here to judge all you judgy mcjudgersons!

           

  

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• Littledeer84 member

  November 2013

  Merv the Merkin said:

  I judge vagina bleachers.  

  I read this as vagina bleeders. Which would be most of us...
  
  

  

  

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• MerkinMerv member

  November 2013

  Someone better bring out a God AE, because he is the ultimate judge.

  

  "It's like one small step for a pussy, one giant leap for pussykind!" @mrsskull1107
  

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• MrsSexyMommy94 member

  November 2013

  I really hope at least some of you can keep up with me.

  

  Be your own motivation.

  No excuses, just do it!

   

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• MrsSexyMommy94 member

  November 2013

  Why is my avatar not showing up correctly? One of our companies would have programmed a much better website.

  

  Be your own motivation.

  No excuses, just do it!

   

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• NotSharknado member

  November 2013

  HilarityEnsued said:

  I was too fucking lazy to make an AE so I will just be there as myself.

  
  Same.

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• randomsalpal member

  November 2013

  

  

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• MerkinMerv member

  November 2013

  Have no fear, Merv is here.  I have you all covered!

  

  "It's like one small step for a pussy, one giant leap for pussykind!" @mrsskull1107
  

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• Rae1105 member

  November 2013

  

  
  
  

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• MerkinMerv member

  November 2013

  Noon but what time zone, I'm not sure @pobrecita.

  

  "It's like one small step for a pussy, one giant leap for pussykind!" @mrsskull1107
  

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• Gavel member

  November 2013

  MabelShesABiotch said:

  Oh god I saw this thread and thiught it started. Im too tipsy for proper funneh. Whew. Fuck. My heart is in my ass now. Where is @gavel? Did anyone call @judgejudy ?

  (raises hand) Present! When is this thing going down?

  

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• sandyapples member

  November 2013

  Let's do this!

  DD1 9.15.10  DD2 11.2.12
  

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• MrsSexyMommy94 member

  November 2013

  Ugh. Come on. You people need to hurry up and get your act together. I already ran three miles while wearing a baby and pushing my toddler in a jogging stroller and cleaned my whole house from top to bottom. What have YOU done today?

  

  Be your own motivation.

  No excuses, just do it!

   

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• CheshireCatishere member

  November 2013

  We can do this Now. We can do this Then. We can do it Anywhen.

   

  

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• missyishere member

  November 2013

  Start it up @mabelshesabiotch.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto:  We welcome to you the board with open legs.  Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• GabbaFriends member

  November 2013

  Plex can be pretty judgey sometimes. I think he needs help.

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• BobBenson member

  November 2013

  Hi guys! Sorry I'm late. But I brought coffee...

  
  

  
  

  ~~~~~~~~~~Not judging since 1968~~~~~~~~~~~

  
  

  

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• LuckyDad member

  November 2013

  GabbaFriends said:

  Plex can be pretty judgey sometimes. I think he needs help.

  I think everyone should judge Broby.
  
  I think Plex is pretty awesome. Because Robot.
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• GabbaFriends member

  November 2013

  Plex always judges Broby. Because Broby is the absolute worst.

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• MrsSexyMommy94 member

  November 2013

  BobBenson said:

  Hi guys! Sorry I'm late. But I brought coffee...

  
  

  
  

  Thanks, but this isn't non-fat soy milk. I suppose it's ok if some people want to put toxins from non-dairy creamer into their bodies. My family only drinks organic milk straight from the cow's udder.
  

  

  Be your own motivation.

  No excuses, just do it!

   

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• BobBenson member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  MrsSexyMommy94 said:

  BobBenson said:

  Hi guys! Sorry I'm late. But I brought coffee...

  
  

  
  

  Thanks, but this isn't non-fat soy milk. I suppose it's ok if some people want to put toxins from non-dairy creamer into their bodies. My family only drinks organic milk straight from the cow's udder.
  

  Oh, geeze, ma'am! I am so sorry. Let me run out and get you what you need. Organic? Soy? I'll see I can find a farmer in NYC whose able to help me out. 

  ~~~~~~~~~~Not judging since 1968~~~~~~~~~~~

  
  

  

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• BobBenson member

  November 2013

  Jack9 said:

  

  You know what might help with your stress? Meditation. I have some records that teach you positive affirmation that you could borrow. They've really helped me. 

  ~~~~~~~~~~Not judging since 1968~~~~~~~~~~~

  
  

  

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• GabbaFriends member

  November 2013

  When we get stressed out, we shake it out. WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE GOOO

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• MrsSexyMommy94 member

  November 2013

  pobrecita said:

  Soy milk has lots of estrogen tho.

  You should read "Everything is Toxic" by Dr. McQuackenstuff. It changed my life and explains everything better than I ever could.
  

  

  Be your own motivation.

  No excuses, just do it!

   

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• CheshireCatishere member

  November 2013

  pobrecita said:

  This is weird.

  All things are Weird. You are Weird. I'm Weird. This place is Weird. Have you lost your Way?

   

  

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• MasterOfPuppets member

  November 2013

  MrsSexyMommy94 said:

  pobrecita said:

  Soy milk has lots of estrogen tho.

  You should read "Everything is Toxic" by Dr. McQuackenstuff. It changed my life and explains everything better than I ever could.
  

  Never cared for what they do, Never cared for what they know, But I know
  
  

  

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• BobBenson member

  November 2013

  GabbaFriends said:

  When we get stressed out, we shake it out. WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE GOOO

  I'll have to try that. 

  ~~~~~~~~~~Not judging since 1968~~~~~~~~~~~

  
  

  

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• MrsSexyMommy94 member

  November 2013

  GabbaFriends said:

  When we get stressed out, we shake it out. WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE GOOO

  Interesting. My guru taught me to meditate for fifteen seconds, and that eliminates all stress in my body and mind.
  

  

  Be your own motivation.

  No excuses, just do it!

   

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• MillionDollarStroller member

  November 2013

  I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com
  

  

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