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MillionDollarStroller

MrsSexyMommy94 said:

GabbaFriends said:

When we get stressed out, we shake it out. WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE GOOO

Interesting. My guru taught me to meditate for fifteen seconds, and that eliminates all stress in my body and mind.

This is great advice! Stress is physically toxic. Drink lots of water and unwind.

MrsSexyMommy94

MillionDollarStroller said:

I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com

I don't really need anyone to support me but me and DH and my darling children, who tell me every day how much they love me and all the hard work I do for them.

I'm not judging, but your stroller is a tad ostentatious and gauche.

BobBenson

MillionDollarStroller said:

I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com

Support? I'm always supportive. What do you need? Are you having personal problems? Perhaps I could come to your Thanksgiving dinner and be a shoulder to cry on. I've been told that I'm a great listener. 

LuckyDad

This is pretty surreal.

I'm thinking next week we could have a chat with a more structured format. Does someone want to volunteer to host? Maybe people could send in a few anonymous questions about judging ahead of time for the chat moderator to pose to the board, and everyone can answer?

MasterOfPuppets

Promised only lies

MillionDollarStroller

BobBenson said:

MillionDollarStroller said:

I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com

Support? I'm always supportive. What do you need? Are you having personal problems? Perhaps I could come to your Thanksgiving dinner and be a shoulder to cry on. I've been told that I'm a great listener. 

You are welcome to come to Thanksgiving dinner! Please bring a bottle of expensive wine and be prepared to offer advice about which college plan is best for my preshy. Obviously he will be attending an ivy league University and I need to be prepared financially.

MillionDollarStroller

MrsSexyMommy94 said:

MillionDollarStroller said:

I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com

I don't really need anyone to support me but me and DH and my darling children, who tell me every day how much they love me and all the hard work I do for them.

I'm not judging, but your stroller is a tad ostentatious and gauche.

A TAD!? :-(

MasterOfPuppets

LuckyDad said:

This is pretty surreal.

I'm thinking next week we could have a chat with a more structured format. Does someone want to volunteer to host? Maybe people could send in a few anonymous questions about judging ahead of time for the chat moderator to pose to the board, and everyone can answer?

Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream

Master
Master

BobBenson

MillionDollarStroller said:

BobBenson said:

MillionDollarStroller said:

I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com

Support? I'm always supportive. What do you need? Are you having personal problems? Perhaps I could come to your Thanksgiving dinner and be a shoulder to cry on. I've been told that I'm a great listener. 

You are welcome to come to Thanksgiving dinner! Please bring a bottle of expensive wine and be prepared to offer advice about which college plan is best for my preshy. Obviously he will be attending an ivy league University and I need to be prepared financially.

Happy to provide any insight I can. Would you mind if I carve the turkey? 

MillionDollarStroller

LoisLayn23 said:

Ok I need to know the rules. Is this going to be a setup?

Like some dickhead AE is going to say all this stupid inflammatory shit and it's supposed to be LOL because that will get ugly so fucking fast.

Or are we just LOL'ing at what other people judge?

uh-oh! language! la la la la la la la *ear muffs*

MrsSexyMommy94

MillionDollarStroller said:

BobBenson said:

MillionDollarStroller said:

I thought that thebump.com was a place for support. boy was I ever wrong! I would encourage those of you WITH A BRAIN like @MrsSexyMomma94 to join me on the "good mommy" forums at babygaga.com

Support? I'm always supportive. What do you need? Are you having personal problems? Perhaps I could come to your Thanksgiving dinner and be a shoulder to cry on. I've been told that I'm a great listener. 

You are welcome to come to Thanksgiving dinner! Please bring a bottle of expensive wine and be prepared to offer advice about which college plan is best for my preshy. Obviously he will be attending an ivy league University and I need to be prepared financially.

My ILs own a vinyard in France that makes the most delightful vintages. I'll be sure to send you a few bottles!

I think sometimes real world experience is more valuable than anything one could learn at the so called "Ivy" league schools. Although let's face it, does anyone really brag about going to Brown or Dartmouth? Our children will be put in executive positions at one of our companies when they graduate high school and learn from real experience. It's a shame not everyone has the same opportunities.

missyishere

HilarityEnsued said:

LoisLayn23 said:

Can I just judge as @loislayn23?

I stated earlier that I will be judging as myself. 

Real talk here... This isn't going to go anywhere (in my estimation) because all of the AEs immediately make it impossible to get into any meaningful (or even not-so-meaningful) debate about anything.

It would be sweet if we just let it all hang out there (judgement-wise) as our "known" screen names and then just moved on...


I'm fine with that. We don't need another TBPS. Nope.

missyishere

But Merv @hilarityensued

JudgeMathis

I'm ready to judge!

Gavel

Everyone make ae's! Nobody make ae's! Only make ae's if we all know who you are! What's the point of ae's? Lets do this today! Let's do it right now! Do it after the holidays!

Good grief people. Call me when you get your act together!

GAVEL

GabbaFriends

::tip toes out::

ShakeyJakey

I also saw this going the way of TBPS. Unless we just judge non cart returners, spa lets and people that name their kids stupid shit.

Smootchy

 

missyishere

My sister at sticks of butter as a child @mrsell.  

LuckyDad

jessicabcairns said:

All of you please judge me: I am eating frosting out of the container, and dipping brownies and cookies in it.

Judging you for not sharing.

Gavel

jessicabcairns said:

All of you please judge me: I am eating frosting out of the container, and dipping brownies and cookies in it.

but is it cream cheese frosting????

JudgeMathis

jessicabcairns said:

All of you please judge me: I am eating frosting out of the container, and dipping brownies and cookies in it.

Judged!

JudgeMathis

MrsEll said:

Ooh, ooh, judge this.

I let DS make his own toast and then I let him butter it. We use the Land O Lakes butter/canola spread. He always scoops out a blob of the spread with his finger and then eats it. I don't stop him. Sometimes he gets a couple bites of spread before I notice.

Judged!

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

Fuck frosting. Period.

banned

MerkinMerv

::rubs frosting on body:: Fuck that frosting, @justaphase

MrsSexyMommy94

MerkinMerv said:

::rubs frosting on body:: Fuck that frosting, @justaphase

Such vulgarity. Aren't most of you women? Yet so few ladies among you.

MerkinMerv

MrsSexyMommy94 said:

MerkinMerv said:

::rubs frosting on body:: Fuck that frosting, @justaphase

Such vulgarity. Aren't most of you women? Yet so few ladies among you.

Merv is no lady.

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LuckyDad

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

Is this serious? Because wut.

Pretty sure not serious

LuckyDad

MrsEll said:

justAphase said:

A lady in the streets but a freak in the bed

I was listening to Mario Lopez's radio show a while back, and he described his daughter as a lady in the streets but a freak at home. I was shocked. I mean, obviously he has never heard the actual saying or he would never use it to describe his young daughter. Right?

Yeah... I think he misunderstood that statement and probably thought it meant she's like well behaved in public but crazy at home.

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LuckyDad

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

NOT SURE IF SERIOUS

Poe's Law in effect?

MrsSexyMommy94

MrsSkull1107 said:

I just want to know what the plan is. And if I'm going to be able to attend. I don't want to be late or miss it because of stupid work. WHERE'S MY EVITE GUISE?

Hand written invitations are far more personal and elegant than evites.

MerkinMerv

People just have fun and let your hair down.

ZaynMalik

Sookie's brain seems muddled with Lou's latest round of hip gyrating.

Poor thing. Between that and my paints being open too long, I do believe she's quite high.

MerkinMerv

@zaynmalik is cute as a button.  

ZaynMalik

MerkinMerv said:

@zaynmalik is cute as a button.  

Darling, I witnessed you twerking at some drunken event of tomfoolery.

I can be quite cute until I tear dat ass up. And then ain't nothin' cuddly about me.

ZaynMalik

HilarityEnsued said:

I judge @Sookiefrackhouse68

Who doesn't? The girl's a proper headcase. It's why we love her.

MerkinMerv

I am good a headache relief, @sookiefrackhouse68.  CALL A BROTHER!

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