February 2013 Moms

S/O Overshare...

@drea926 challenged me to start the thread, and I'm never one to back down, so here goes...

I can't get to the Big O with straight P in Va-G loving. I never have. I feel like I'm missing out, because it's always afterwards for me, and requires extra work on DH's part. But I guess there's more than one way to skin a cat....although, who is ever skinning a cat??

Anyone else game???
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  • PeanutR1 said:
    Only if I'm in control making sure Ms. C gets some attention. It's a rare occurrence. Also, what is this afterwards?? Ladies first... Although since DD, sometimes even with DH's best efforts, I can't make it happen
    lol Because to be (even more) honest, if I go first, I don't want to DTD after hahahaha. So it's better to be second because then I'm fully present.
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  • PeanutR1 said:
    Only if I'm in control making sure Ms. C gets some attention. It's a rare occurrence. Also, what is this afterwards?? Ladies first... Although since DD, sometimes even with DH's best efforts, I can't make it happen
    YES!

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  • Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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  • I'm gifted in the O department. 

    If I have the energy I can have 5+.

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  • Drea926 said:
    I'm gifted in the O department. 

    If I have the energy I can have 5+.
    lol My legs would be like wet noodles after that. Get it, girl!
    =D>
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  • Drea926 said:
    I'm gifted in the O department. 

    If I have the energy I can have 5+.
     
     

    Only in my dreams I'm lucky for 1 and that's after some work on DHs part (and yes I got first)

    And since were over sharing...in HATE getting oral, but like to give WTF...Cleary a mans dream

    :P

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  • MalRiggs said:
    Drea926 said:
    I'm gifted in the O department. 

    If I have the energy I can have 5+.
     
     

    Only in my dreams I'm lucky for 1 and that's after some work on DHs part (and yes I got first)

    And since were over sharing...in HATE getting oral, but like to give WTF...Cleary a mans dream

    :P
    Whoa seriously! LOL

    I like both but my man is sporting some whiskers lately. It tickles. :P

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  • I almost never O when we have sex. I can only get there myself, DH has never been able to do it. And it's no fault of his, it's just not easy to get me there (even a vibrator takes forever). So if I want an orgasm, which really isn't that often, I do it myself with him there.
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  • This is fun (the rum thread might be helping)

    Just for giggles....crazy places that you have DTD

    Mine in college after a big football game everyone on campus marches to the Bell tower on campus and we snuck in the woods with 1000s of people around. I'm sure we were spotted, very glad there wasn't cell phone cameras back then

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  • Oooh I'm so glad so many of you ladies are playing. ;-)

    The craziest place I've ever done it was in the library at UMass - Amherst!!!!!!

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  • MalRiggs said:

    This is fun (the rum thread might be helping)

    Just for giggles....crazy places that you have DTD

    Mine in college after a big football game everyone on campus marches to the Bell tower on campus and we snuck in the woods with 1000s of people around. I'm sure we were spotted, very glad there wasn't cell phone cameras back then

    Once at DH's cousins wedding we went and did it in the storage closet on the extra tables. I just hiked that dress right up and rallied. Any one of the waitstaff could have come in at any time to get supplies.

    Also, kudos to you BJ loving girls. It ranks right up there with cleaning the cat box for me.
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  • Drea926 said:

    @kleigh926 I'm really happy your participating in the provocative threads. I feel like if I knew you IRL you would be the friend that I would want to corrupt, lol. 

    Hahaha, I'm pretty much one of the most innocent, boring people ever regarding sex, so you'd probably have fun trying to corrupt me :)
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  • DublinMamaDublinMama member
    edited November 2013
    Favorite pa-sish, anyone? I tend to go for from behind or any one where I can see DH's O face. C'mon @kleigh926, you can do it.
    ;)

    Edit: I also find it hilarious that the overshare thread has really become a "let's talk about sex. like, a lot" one.
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  • Drea926Drea926 member
    edited November 2013
    Believe it or not I like regular ol' missionary. It's the only one where I can O from.

    Edited. I'm buzzled

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  • Hmm. I like being on top because then it feels like I'm in control of when/how he O's.

    Was that good? Lol
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  • kleigh926 said:
    Hmm. I like being on top because then it feels like I'm in control of when/how he O's. Was that good? Lol
    Nailed it. Pun intended lol.
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  • Drea926 said:
    I love you @kleigh926!!!
    Seconded!
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  • kleigh926 said:

    Hmm. I like being on top because then it feels like I'm in control of when/how he O's.

    Was that good? Lol

    Nailed it. Pun intended lol.


    I totally read the Nailed It in the voice of NPH.

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  • I think I'm in the minority because I actually hate being on top. It makes my thighs burn. Maybe I'm doing it wrong...lol.
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  • I think I'm in the minority because I actually hate being on top. It makes my thighs burn. Maybe I'm doing it wrong...lol.

    I have to be careful how I'm positioned or else my right knee pops every time I move. Real sexy :-/
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  • Many positions work for me, but usually I O best with missionary. At least before the damn IUD, now it's not as comfortable that way. I hate that stupid thing.

    I don't miss mine, could feel it in certain positions.

    I always seem to be on top, but like it when he is on top.

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  • You ladies are hotttt!

    I'm going to sleep now but will continue being sassy tomorrow.

    DREA OUT!!

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  • I'm also a fan of missionary.

    Craziest place: Macy's dressing room. But it was a planned, to say I did it thing. So that makes it lame.

    DH and I are celebrating 11 yrs of dating today. So when we were younger we experimented with anal. Now he complains because it's been years and I have penciled it in for the week after never. It scares me.

    Enough of an overshare?


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  • eriannc22 said:

    I'm also a fan of missionary.

    Craziest place: Macy's dressing room. But it was a planned, to say I did it thing. So that makes it lame.

    DH and I are celebrating 11 yrs of dating today. So when we were younger we experimented with anal. Now he complains because it's been years and I have penciled it in for the week after never. It scares me.

    Enough of an overshare?

    I'm with you. I finally gave into anal the first time one really drink night a few years ago and it was actually ok. Tried it again sober.
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  • a&s05 said:

    eriannc22 said:

    I'm also a fan of missionary.

    Craziest place: Macy's dressing room. But it was a planned, to say I did it thing. So that makes it lame.

    DH and I are celebrating 11 yrs of dating today. So when we were younger we experimented with anal. Now he complains because it's been years and I have penciled it in for the week after never. It scares me.

    Enough of an overshare?

    I'm with you. I finally gave into anal the first time one really drink night a few years ago and it was actually ok. Tried it again sober. Terrible. Never going down that road again lol
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  • Love threads like this! My IRL girl friends aren't very open about stuff like this so....

    I can't get the O without help most of the time. Sometimes DH just has the touch especially from behind, but usually it's magic fingers. Luckily for me though, he thinks it's better if we both get the O at the same time. ;)

    Fav position is him behind or boring missionary. He likes me OT but since E that hurts a little.

    I never enjoyed oral from anyone other than DH. We broke up for several years and even though I dated others and was with another guy, somehow oral always felt like I was cheating on (now) DH- even though we weren't together. :\"> Luckily for dh I don't mind giving it. He gets it just about every month if you catch my drift.

    Craziest place: Hmm. Oral on the freeway coming back from Canada (both getting and giving) or in the pasture right behind my neighbor's barn. In broad daylight.

    I'm blushing now, lol!
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  • I give you ladies a lot of credit who've tried the back door. I admit, it's something I've never done because it scares me!

    I tried to do it with DH in a secluded cove when we were in Bermuda but he wouldn't put out. :P All I got was some harmless over the bathing suit action. 

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  • @+adamwife+ I see you lurking on the sexy board...come on and join the naugh-tay! ;-)

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  • MalRiggs said:
    Drea926 said:
    I'm gifted in the O department. 

    If I have the energy I can have 5+.
     
     

    Only in my dreams I'm lucky for 1 and that's after some work on DHs part (and yes I got first)

    And since were over sharing...in HATE getting oral, but like to give WTF...Cleary a mans dream

    :P
    Another one exists! I don't hate it.... It feels great... But the whole IDEA of it grosses me right out so no... none of that business. Also I can't O off just vanilla lovin either. I either have some manual assistance while DTD or get mine after as well. :p
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  • MalRiggs said:
    Drea926 said:
    I'm gifted in the O department. 

    If I have the energy I can have 5+.
     
     

    Only in my dreams I'm lucky for 1 and that's after some work on DHs part (and yes I got first)

    And since were over sharing...in HATE getting oral, but like to give WTF...Cleary a mans dream

    :P
    Another one exists! I don't hate it.... It feels great... But the whole IDEA of it grosses me right out so no... none of that business. Also I can't O off just vanilla lovin either. I either have some manual assistance while DTD or get mine after as well. :p
    I don't like oral either! But I like giving it. Not sure why. 

    We haven't done it in many "crazy" places (ie. places where we might get caught), but we seem to find lots of nature places to do it... in a cornfield (yes haha), under a waterfall (as amazing as it sounds), we've even pulled over and done it off the side of the road by a creek. 
  • I don't like getting oral either, just grosses me out a little. Weird. I will give oral every once in a while just to get things started. I can't do a BJ from start to - finish. Lol. Texture thing I guess. Yuck. Lol. I have to be on top to get myself to the big O. But I love doing a variety of positions before getting on top to finish. And we O together 99% of the time. We did it on a golf course at night surrounded by beach homes down at hilton head one year on vacation. Clear night with the moon shining very bright. Lol. I'm Blushing now.
                                                 
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  • Definitely have done it in the backseat of a car in the middle of a farmers field. Sadly that is the craziest place ever, But keep your panties on, because I will probably blow this out of the water. Craziest thing I have ever done... I had a threesome with my two best friends. And no.... None of them were boys. As to Oing, I can 99% of the time if I am helping myself out with it... Of course as I write that sentence I now have the song "I touch myself" stuck in my head. But I hate Oing before H. I find it uncomfortable. Especially if he takes too long after.
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  • @Rosebean you may take the cake! Your DH must think of that scenario over and over!

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  • Craziest place: an Amtrak train. Also, in a storage room in my dorm room's basement. Ah, to be 19 again.


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  • @drea926 challenged me to start the thread, and I'm never one to back down, so here goes...

    I can't get to the Big O with straight P in Va-G loving. I never have. I feel like I'm missing out, because it's always afterwards for me, and requires extra work on DH's part. But I guess there's more than one way to skin a cat....although, who is ever skinning a cat??

    Anyone else game???
    This is me too. Well except for the always after.
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