UO!

LuckyDad · November 2013

pobrecita said:

I am very glad my job has very few after work functions. We have a Christmas party and a picnic, neither of which I go to. I don't want to spend time with my coworkers any more than I have to.

I am happy to socialize with co-workers on the company dime. Eating food beats working.

If I'm not getting paid? I'll go to the Christmas party cuz it's swanky and has great food and free open bar and music; makes a good date night with DW. But yeah, not a fan of picnics unless they are during office hours.

missyishere · November 2013

RKelly sounds rally good in that song with Gaga @mableisabiotch.

ReeseFox · November 2013

Do what you want, what you want with my body...

ETA - just don't pee on me

bullybutt · November 2013

Jack9 said:

@bullybutt

Yep, still dying over these! Hopefully everyone will stop busting your balls and things return to normalcy.

bullybutt · November 2013

justAphase said:

bullybutt said:

Jack9 said:

@bullybutt

Yep, still dying over these! Hopefully everyone will stop busting your balls and things return to normalcy.
Busting balls is normalcy

Yeah, but I still feel bad for him. Riding my white donkey outta here...

missyishere · November 2013

I use coconut oil when making my brownies-- ZOMG SO FUCKING GOOD!

CinemaGoddess · November 2013

The jury's still out on whether he has any balls to bust.

missyishere · November 2013

mbenit4 said:

I only know Ricky Gervais from hosting award shows.

I don't imagine you would like his humor @mbenit4.

Rae1105 · November 2013

Why am I at work? You guys are making me do jack shit today. Then when I actually go do something productive for 30 minutes, I miss 4 pages. But I have read every.damn.post in this thread and have died laughing.

CinemaGoddess · November 2013

mbenit4 said:

missyishere said:

mbenit4 said:

I only know Ricky Gervais from hosting award shows.
I don't imagine you would like his humor @mbenit4.

I am sure you are correct. I don't know any of the comedians y'all ever talk about.

You know Jon Stewart right?

Karbird5 · November 2013

I can't believe I read all this. I am here to voice support for paisley, Mr. Pibb, and this guy:

LuckyDad · November 2013

missyishere said:

I use coconut oil when making my brownies-- ZOMG SO FUCKING GOOD!

I use coconut oil for other purposes.

bulbasaur359 · November 2013

Holy shit the end well for the time being lol.

I never knew you could frost a brownie. Ice cream on a warm one sounds delish.

I couldn't go commando. Just ain't happening w my vag lol.

My UO? Um I'm not a huge chocolate fan. I like it in small doses but otherwise can be sickening. Um ya I fail at being female lol. My DH has a way bigger sweet tooth than I do.

I am also hungry reading all about the snacks and chips lol.

missyishere · November 2013

pobrecita said:

Oh I forgot Jon Stewart. I would bang the absolute shit out of him. Good god.

I put him on my list, goddammit.

missyishere · November 2013

Karbird5 said:

I can't believe I read all this. I am here to voice support for paisley, Mr. Pibb, and this guy:

Oh, how I love Minchin. I'm seriously stunned more people don't know of him since he was on Californication.

missyishere · November 2013

pobrecita said:

LuckyDad said:

missyishere said:

I use coconut oil when making my brownies-- ZOMG SO FUCKING GOOD!

I use coconut oil for other purposes.

Diaper rash cream?

hehe

snowclouds · November 2013

I guess I should never stay home with my sick kid because by the time I got on their were 1000 replies to this post. Insane!

SpaceGirlSpiff · November 2013

I Heart:

Louis CK

Jim Gaffigan

Patton Oswalt

To name a few

Karbird5 · November 2013

MabelShesABiotch said:

Karbird5 said:

I can't believe I read all this. I am here to voice support for paisley, Mr. Pibb, and this guy:

You like Pibb....but you also like Paisley. I am so conflicted on whether you can stay or not.

But wouldn't this make an awesome tat?

virgin4lyfe · November 2013

I just wanted to post because I read this whole thing.
I love:
Jon Stewart
Demetri Martin
Cool Ranch Doritos
Brownies regardless of frosting or no frosting

I'm 4'9" ish and I'm trying to save up for my foot tattoo.
That is all, I think.

LuckyDad · November 2013

Mrs.adambabycakes said:

You know what show sucked? Children's Hospital on Adult Swim.

Laughed my ass off at it!

missyishere · November 2013

Talk about nice comeback...

LuckyDad · November 2013

MrsSkull1107 said:

@jack9 You really aren't doing yourself any favours.

What about favors?

missyishere · November 2013

Well you did passive aggressively dig at me @jack9 and never addressed that.

Whenigrowup · November 2013

I love Kathy Griffin. I get to see her show tomorrow night (a birthday present from H I got way back in July, and now it's here!!). I know some people hate her and think she's obnoxious, but I think she's hysterical. The only better comedian for me would be Eddie Izzard. I can't tell people IRL about being excited to see her because the hate.

CinemaGoddess · November 2013

I am the Dowager Cuntess.

It is known.

But seriously, dude. I stirred the pot, yes, but you brought the spoon and the pot and all the drama contained wherein.

Any further questions, please refer to the bottom 4 lines of my siggy.

CinemaGoddess · November 2013

And I have no reason to have an AE like that one. It is widely known that I say what's on my mind, so there's no reason to hide behind a different persona.

Really, tho. I'm not a bitch, I just play one on the internet.

CinemaGoddess · November 2013

HilarityEnsued said:

What does your siggy say? (on mobile obviously) all I remember from earlier today is "shitter's full"

I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle

I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

It's me, my honesty's brutal

~"Rap God", Eminem. It's like he knows me.

LuckyDad · November 2013

HilarityEnsued said:

Canadians and your random extraneous use of the letter "u"

That's what they get for not rebeuling agaiust the British.

CinemaGoddess · November 2013

Jack9 said:

CinemaGoddess said:

And I have no reason to have an AE like that one. It is widely known that I say what's on my mind, so there's no reason to hide behind a different persona.

Really, tho. I'm not a bitch, I just play one on the internet.

fair enough, i rarely ever start shit here, quite the opposite actually. Caught me on a bad day

I hope I did catch you on a bad day. You're normally a really cool guy and I have no beef with you. I enjoy your music threads even if I don't respond to them.

LuckyDad · November 2013

HilarityEnsued said:

Lol. I am just going to bury this under the one thousand responses in here. But.. If Canada is somehow relating to Britain (isn't the Queen on their money or sumshit?) why is the official language French?

Canada has two official languages, English and French. Quebec was originally settled by the French, which is why it's still the dominant language there (although apparently that is slowly changing).

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LuckyDad · November 2013

MrsSkull1107 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

Canadians and your random extraneous use of the letter "u"

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE U!!!!!!

It's chaurming

LuckyDad · November 2013

MrsSkull1107 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

My brain has so many more wrinkles now. I don't mean to be insulting by not knowing about Canada.

It's not insulting. I like sharing facts about Canada. I always feel like it gets forgotten about. Apparently, only have the stars of Catching Fire showed up for the premiere up there. How sad.

Probably half of what I know about Canadian geography comes from being a hockey fan. That and I've actually been to TWO different Providences.

missyishere · November 2013

Bets that @hilarityensued and @loislayn23 will end up in the same BMB, and it will be GLORIOUS!

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NotSharknado · November 2013

SookieFrackhouse68 said:
Still at the gym.

I am so anti getting pregnant again that when I see announcements on FB, I feel bad for them. That's how much I don't wanna.

Same. Suckers...

LoveActually4 · November 2013

Squee for people having moar babies!

missyishere · November 2013

You won't give up the U, and I won't give up the D @Mrsskull1107.

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