You might be pregnant if...

Re: You might be pregnant if...

• 1982Babies member

  November 2013

  While eating a pickle, I actually wished I had ice cream to go with it, just to see how good it is.
  

  *SIGGY*
  Baby G born 6/6/14, 37 weeks 1 day due to preeclampsia.  5lb12oz 19"
  #2 due Christmas 2016. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Report1 Reply
• Loading the player...
• dmellis02 member

  November 2013

  You work through your lunch break everyday just so you can get home an hour early and go to sleep!

  
  

  Report4 Reply
• hart43011 member

  November 2013

  You can't go to work bc you are so nauseas you can't get out of bed and no matter how much you eat it's not enough!

  Report0 Reply
• HeidiAnn13 member

  November 2013

  You eat carrots with dijon mustard. 

  

  Report4 Reply
• 1982Babies member

  November 2013

  zeenarah said:

  HeidiAnn13 said:

  You eat carrots with dijon mustard. 

  That sounds SUPER delicious.

  I third this.  Totally doing this later.
  

  *SIGGY*
  Baby G born 6/6/14, 37 weeks 1 day due to preeclampsia.  5lb12oz 19"
  #2 due Christmas 2016. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Report3 Reply
• splaster79 member

  November 2013

  you're addicted to wonton soup and broccoli.  

  Report0 Reply
• netsirk2013 member

  November 2013

  you are lactose intolerant and keep craving milk products. Belly Ache, I probably need to take a calcium pill with my prenatal....

  Report3 Reply
• stella_blu member

  November 2013

  You take a nap every morning and wake up waiting for the chance of an afternoon nap too.

  

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• January Bride member

  November 2013

  HeidiAnn13 said:

  You eat carrots with dijon mustard. 

  Maybe I'm weird, but I do this normally
  

  

  
  

  Report3 Reply
• dreemkin84 member

  November 2013

  ...you are obsessed with Baby Name prospects (but I was even before I was pg)

  

  BFP #2 11/6/13 - EDD 7/14/14 - blighted ovum discovered @ 7w - natural m/c @ 10w3d

  BFP #3 5/25/14 - EDD 2/1/15 - Hoping this is our 2nd little owl

  A/S findings: Baby is a girl! EIF found on heart but maternit21 came back neg for chromosome disorders!!
  

  
  

  Report2 Reply
• katnipeverclean member

  November 2013

  You can't eat anything because if something does sound good enough to eat you know it will come back up.

  Report3 Reply
• skr1619 member

  November 2013

  You realize you forgot something in the house only to forget what you forgot once you step back inside.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Report8 Reply
• as1baby member

  November 2013

  You have gas so bad that you want to get a dog just to shift the blame.

   

  Report8 Reply
• hope1017 member

  November 2013

  Every time you go to the bathroom you check if there is no spotting. You don't just check once but maybe twice or three times just to make sure.

  Report30 Reply
• taylorjeanne84 member

  November 2013

  You cry your eyes out for 10 minutes because your dog ate your subway sandwich while you were washing DS's hands...the only thing in the WORLD that sounded appetizing to me. So pissed!!

  

  Report4 Reply
• TG07 member

  November 2013

  When you hate going to the grocery store because you cannot handle the smell of the cinnamon pinecones, fish, spices or dog food.

  I gag multiple times on every trip to the grocery store.

  
  

  Report7 Reply
• Julymama714 member

  November 2013

  1982Babies said:

  zeenarah said:

  HeidiAnn13 said:

  You eat carrots with dijon mustard. 

  That sounds SUPER delicious.

  I third this.  Totally doing this later.
  

  
  This really does sound good....

  

  Report1 Reply
• mbRN83 member

  November 2013

  You've eaten tacos. SEVEN DAYS IN A ROW.

  Report14 Reply
• bullybutt member

  November 2013

  You are constantly bump-stalking to see what everyone else is going through.

  

   

  Report21 Reply
• angaleano82 member

  November 2013

  1. You eat crushed ice for dinner
  2. You're so tired that you consider actually asking your MIL for help with your older child, but decide you're now just getting delirious and sleep deprivation isn't so bad.
  3. You're a total space cadet.
  4. You put your hand on your bloated tummy because it makes you feel better to pretend its the baby and not bloat.
  5. You hate your husband. Everything mine does gets on my nerves. He never cleans, never cooks, sleeps all day and works at night. His snoring makes me want to another him and I actually told him last night that he wasn't allowed to kiss me goodnight unless he took a shower and brushed his teeth. (He has good hygiene habits, he just smelled funny to me.)
  6. You craving Mexican food constantly.
  7. You crave sauerkraut even though you hate it and haven't eaten it in over a decade.

  Report6 Reply
• angaleano82 member

  November 2013

  *Smother and *you're
  
  Apparently you can't type when you're pregnant either.

  Report0 Reply
• rubylocks7 member

  November 2013

  CAN'T. STOP. BURPING.

  View Raw Image" style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: 0px; font-weight: bold; font-size: 10px; line-height: 10px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 102, 153); cursor: pointer; outline: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">
  

  TTC since Feb 2013
  

  BFP #1 EDD Dec 2013 (blighted ovum discovered during u/s on 4/26/13)
  

  BFP #2 EDD 7/17/14 (SCH, 12/4/13, 7w5d)

  BFP #3 EDD 11/13/14 (chemical pregnancy, 3/14/14, 5w2d)

  Testing done in May 2014, no clear cause for losses.

  BFP #4 EDD 3/26/15 Beta #1 1350 @ 18 DPO. Beta #2 4950 @ 21 DPO.  Ultrasound #1 @ 28 DPO 103 BPM!

  
  

           
  

  
  

  Report1 Reply
• 1982Babies member

  November 2013

  angaleano82 said:

  *Smother and *you're Apparently you can't type when you're pregnant either.

  At least you got it right that time.
  

  *SIGGY*
  Baby G born 6/6/14, 37 weeks 1 day due to preeclampsia.  5lb12oz 19"
  #2 due Christmas 2016. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Report1 Reply
• HollynLeana member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Stare at the dot on your ultrasound picture for an hour and call it a glorious miracle!

  
  

  Me-33 DW-29

  together since 2009
  Married since 6/14/13 

  1st IUI (clomid+ovidrel) 10/14/13... BFP 10/26/13...                                                         
  EDD 7/1/14 ...MMC 11/22/13...D&C 11/25/13                                               
  2nd IUI (clomid+ovidrel) 1/15/14...BFN          

  3rd IUI (unmedicated) 2/12/14...BFN

  4th IUI (clomid + ovidrel) 3/10/14...BFN

  home ICI (unmedicated) 4/4/14...BFN

  home ICI (unmedicated) 5/2 & 5/3...BFN

  5th & 6th IUI (clomid + ovidrel) 5/28 & 5/29...BFN
  7th & 8th IUI (follistim & ovidrel) 6/24 & 6/25....BFN
  

                   

  **all are welcome**

  
  

  http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/4c5e43 (my chart)
  

      

  
  

  
  
  

  
  

  Report7 Reply
• pjaimeal member

  November 2013

  You eat olives out of the can as a meal.

  

  

  

  
  

  
  

  TTC #1 since 08/2013
  

  BFP! 11/7/2013

  EDD 7/21/2014

  Baby! 7/20/2014 

  9:14pm - 9lb 14 oz - 20 inches

  
  

  Report4 Reply
• ahjahbaba member

  November 2013

  You stalk the 2nd and 3rd trimester boards in anticipation of everything to come!

   

  BFP 10/27/13---Heartbeat 11/20/13---Its a BOY, Ethan Ray 2/18/14---Possible heart defect 2/18/14---Confirmed Aortic valve abnormality 3/26/14---Scheduled delivery June30th

  Report1 Reply
• MrsCrouch90 member

  November 2013

  You sit at work all day wanting to crawl under your desk and sleep.

   

  Report10 Reply
• AllisonKahn member

  November 2013

  You absolutely lose your shit and yell at your husband for "not pushing in the dresser drawers all the way" in the morning before work.

  Me-27 DH-27

  Married 8/7/10 

  TTC 8/1/13 

  BFP 9/27/13 - MC 10/1/13 

  BFP 11/8/13 - EDD 7/15/14

  Report1 Reply
• abrazz member

  November 2013

  You tell people you have the bug your children had last week and pray they don't notice that you are eating corn bread, cottage cheese, and a fruit cup for lunch because that actually tastes okay together when you throw it up later. 

  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

   

   

   

  Report1 Reply
• lowen83 member

  November 2013

  You annoy you un married no children co workers with the constant talk of pregnancy, babies and breast feeding .
  Oh and crave string cheese and now sauerkraut cause some else mention it

  
  

  

  
  

  

  Report0 Reply
• hab83 member

  November 2013

  AllisonKahn said:

  You absolutely lose your shit and yell at your husband for "not pushing in the dresser drawers all the way" in the morning before work.

  I had to yell at my husband for farting loudly at the dinner table. Seriously, dudes, follow the rules! Push the drawers in and don't be gross!
  
  

  Report3 Reply
• bluejeanbaby1217 member

  November 2013

  You let your toddler watch WAY too much tv because you just feel too exhausted and nauseated to entertain him. Seriously feeling like a lazy a** mom today/this week

  Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml

  Report3 Reply
• beccaxrad member

  November 2013

  You are starving but nothing sounds appetizing enough to eat

  

  Report5 Reply
• AllisonKahn member

  November 2013

  I love it!

  Me-27 DH-27

  Married 8/7/10 

  TTC 8/1/13 

  BFP 9/27/13 - MC 10/1/13 

  BFP 11/8/13 - EDD 7/15/14

  Report0 Reply
• BkX2 member

  November 2013

  You eat Doritos, celery and ranch, & potato soup with chez-it's for dinner. The though of chicken makes you have flu like symptoms. You have bizarre dreams night.

  Report2 Reply
• Neighner20 member

  November 2013

  You search youtube for ultrasound videos of how far along you are. 
  

  

  

  
  

  Report8 Reply
• netsirk2013 member

  November 2013

  Neighner20 said:

  You search youtube for ultrasound videos of how far along you are. 
  

  Oh jee, now youve given me something to obsess about! thanks lol

  Report4 Reply
• Robindnorrell member

  November 2013

  Your so hungry you have hunger pains. Then beg your husband to name off every food he knows. Then to realize your craving something you can't make right or buy!!! gallopinto-nicaraguan-rice-and-beans

  Report1 Reply
• rachoochoo2 member

  November 2013

  You sneeze and get that lovely sharp stabbing pain (RLP) across your lower abdomen.
  

  Rachel, mama to Ava (6), Olivia (4), Nora (2), and baby#4 on the way.
  
  

  Report0 Reply
• hope1017 member

  November 2013

  @rachoochoo2. I thought I was the only one getting those sharp pains. At times I try so hard not to sneeze or even cough cause it just hurts so bad!!!!!

  Report1 Reply