You might be pregnant if...

eortman

@TG07 That's funny, the other day I walked by the cinnamon pinecones at the store and they smelled so good to me that I wanted to eat them.  Thankfully, I did not.

mrsbrehmerbb2

yes this is me right now!

awood611

I have been doing that the past couple of days! LOL too funny

jenwashington

...you add the number of days to the number of weeks along you are because damnit every day is 1 day closer to the next week milestone!

natkay02

You gag reading about the things other pregnant women are eating.

Ewwwww.

dmellis02

You eat Doritos, celery and ranch, & potato soup with chez-it's for dinner. The though of chicken makes you have flu like symptoms. You have bizarre dreams night.

I thought this was just me!!  Just the thought of chicken makes me want to throw up!

V1981

You bring 2 lunches to work just to have choices or honestly just to eat both.

mrscurlygurl

After the nausea subsides you stand in the kitchen eating sliced green olives from a jar while your almond milk heats up in the microwave to make peppermint hot chocolate.

ktotharista

haha I'm actually eating olives right now (half a jar in). I've also ran into my bedroom door twice this past week.

 

hab83

I usually don't like the mint and chocolate combo, but peppermint hot chocolate sounds really good right now!

Mommax2=R

You beg your almost 2 year old to bring you the diaper and wipes so you can change her diaper without getting off the couch. 
Also bawl hysterically 4 times watching a rerun of Scandal and bawl during that stupid commercial about the college student that is having trouble getting home to see his sick dog. (I'm a cold hearted jerk that doesn't like dogs =P Normally)

SherylA80

You Crave a veggie sandwich (with Avocado, Lettuce, Cucumber, dried Cranberry's, green peppers, pickles and mayo), with a hot chocolate on the side, and a full bag of Funions, and get food aversions 10 seconds after making it. 

SherylA80

Oh and something Ive been doing off and on for the past IDK week now.

I cry and laugh at the same time. 

I mean like water works that if someone saw me they'd think my Cat just died, crying, and did I mention laughing at the same time cause.. I'm crying at my "Facebook"post  LMAo yaaaaaaa  

Firechick66

You cry uncontrollably when your boyfriend surprises you with the snoogle body pillow he bought you so you can sleep better.

Athenanolen

If you think... "Where did all of these pimples in random places come from?" Really?! My stomach!!?

blackberry1006

Instead of looking for food that sounds appetizing (none anyway), you think of what food won't be as horrible when you throw it up later.

You bring a plastic mixing bowl with you in the car so when you need to throw up, you don't have to worry about throwing up all over your steering wheel if you can't get out fast enough.

You laugh so hard you cry at inappropriate times.

You cry at the cheesy Christmas movies on Hallmark.

RichLab

You can't go to bed w/o a tall glass of orange juice and a tangerine...which is odd for me cos i stopped drinking OJ two yrs ago when it gave me horrible heart burn!

HeidiAnn13

SherylA80 said:

Oh and something Ive been doing off and on for the past IDK week now.

I cry and laugh at the same time. 

I mean like water works that if someone saw me they'd think my Cat just died, crying, and did I mention laughing at the same time cause.. I'm crying at my "Facebook"post  LMAo yaaaaaaa  

This happened the other night, DH thought I had lost my mind! I was looking at pictures of teacup puppies and I lost it. Some of them were really funny but they were so cute at the same time. I was laughing hysterically and crying pretty hard at the same time. His face was pretty unforgettable in that moment.

tko72

Even tho you're starving you'd rather lay down and hope the nausea passes

PregsMcSnoozalot

rubylocks--YES!!!  what the heck's up with all this burping?!  jeez!  and pjaimeal, i have gone crazy about green olives stuffed with almond....SO GOOD!!!!