Skankiest Halloween costume...bonus for pics!!

Re: Skankiest Halloween costume...bonus for pics!!

• jayro10 member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  I think I was about 24 years old? I had this half devil half angel costume that was probably meant for a 12 year old. It barely covered my ass. BARELY. This pic is dark but I remember I laughed when I saw it the next day because I had no recollection of dancing by myself with my beer that night.
  
  Edit because I suck at posting photos.
  Edit again because my first edit made the photo small. Ah hell. Whatev.
  
  

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• Boo0512 member

  October 2013

  My freshman year of college I was a slutty police officer. It was extra slutty (for me) because I unbuttoned the top three buttons and let my entire bra hang out. It was a bright red push up bra. Klassy. ::hangs head in shame::

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• smg2302 member

  October 2013

  Slutty pirate in college.  Intentionally wore an attention grabbing bra.
  

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• pnutg member

  October 2013

  That would be the Sailor Girl of 2007. My husband, then boyfriend, made me wear bike shorts under the little skirt.

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2013

  Boo0512 said:

  My freshman year of college I was a slutty police officer. It was extra slutty (for me) because I unbuttoned the top three buttons and let my entire bra hang out. It was a bright red push up bra. Klassy. ::hangs head in shame::

  O. M. Freaking G...ummmmm guess what I was about to post???? What you can't see is the booty shorts I am wearing with the shirt which was extremely unbuttoned.
  

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2013

  So I too am missing photos of most of my greatest slutty costumes...but I do have this st. Party's day outfit. What was I thinking? AW!!!!

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• SaguaroBlossmom member

  October 2013

  

  slutty cop... nuff' said. my SIL is a slutty "mary jane" nurse

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• bumpuser8130818 member

  October 2013

  Sexy referee costume of 2004. In my brunette phase. Also displaying the "sexy" braces I had to wear in college.

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• SpanFran member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  I'll play.  This was obviously about 7 thousand years ago.  I was Fuk Mi from Austin Powers.
  
  
  

  
  

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• SpanFran member

  October 2013

  Cool, maybe I'll put in the pic this time. 
  

  
  

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• SaguaroBlossmom member

  October 2013

  So... do you guys think that Petra comes on here to check up on us, rolls her eyes and logs right back out?

  

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• bhjones1980 member

  October 2013

  I so wish I had a digital picture of it.... sluttiest and most dangerous ever
  
  My sophomore year in college I went as "Roller Girl" to a frat party with lots of stairs.  I wore roller skates, those REALLY short 70's track shorts, and a skin tight 70s style tee shirt that said "Porn Star" on it and tied in in a knot so my midriff was showing.  wore pigtails too
  
  my father would have been proud.
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• sundaesprinkles member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  Slutty pirate...

  
  

  
  

   

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• Boo0512 member

  October 2013

  bhjones1980 said:

  I so wish I had a digital picture of it.... sluttiest and most dangerous ever
  
  My sophomore year in college I went as "Roller Girl" to a frat party with lots of stairs.  I wore roller skates, those REALLY short 70's track shorts, and a skin tight 70s style tee shirt that said "Porn Star" on it and tied in in a knot so my midriff was showing.  wore pigtails too
  
  my father would have been proud.
  

  FTW!
  
  

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• michelle04us member

  October 2013

  ok so I am all about dressing up on Halloween. 3 years ago I managed a Family Dollar and the week leading up to Halloween(my birthday) I dressed up. I had 5 costumes total. 3 of 5 were kinda slutty.

  Goddess(not worn in public though too see thru)

  
  

  Snow Princess(worn with white tights to work)

  
  

  Chipmunk(wish I had full length of this. kinda short)

  
  

  And totally NOT slutty. My alter ego Adam(inside joke). No one I worked with knew who I was at first. I was also confusing costumers when I would talk since I of course sounded female. I even stuffed socks down the front of the jeans to make it look like I had male parts. LOL

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• kbelly777 member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  This was the "skankiest" I ever went for Halloween. I was a pregnant Britney Spears and and he was Kevin Ferdeline (this was several years ago...it was relevant at the time.)

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• LaxMOM44 member

  October 2013

  Please tell me you kept that tank top!!!

  SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

  
  

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• SaguaroBlossmom member

  October 2013

  kbelly777 said:

  This was the "skankiest" I ever went for Halloween. I was a pregnant Britney Spears and and he was Kevin Ferdeline (this was several years ago...it was relevant at the time.)
  

  Pshh.. You didn't even shave your head?
  
  

  

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• kbelly777 member

  October 2013

  Elizabeth2585 said:

  This was the "skankiest" I ever went for Halloween. I was a pregnant Britney Spears and and he was Kevin Ferdeline (this was several years ago...it was relevant at the time.)

  Pshh.. You didn't even shave your head?

  
  I know! What was I thinking? Go big or go home, right?!? I probably should carried an umbrella too

  

  

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• kelseyhh member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  Here I am as a sexy flight attendant ;-)
  
  
  Dang, I used to be skinny!

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• jedimindtrick member

  October 2013

  A lady I taught with used to have "themed" Hallowren parties. This year was Pimps and Hos.
  
  You can't see the boy short underwear I wore as pants. ;;)

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• emmy236 member

  October 2013

  I was "Where's Waldo". I found the striped sweat shirt and cut it so my bra showed and short white booty shorts. Basically no recollection of the night but based on this picture I think it was a success.

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• MeeksandMads member

  November 2013

  I am too old to have any digital pictures from college?! I have always boycotted the sexy Halloween costumes, but recently came Across a picture of me at a bar in a handkerchief top and pleather mini skirt... So I was totally not against looking like a skanky college girl

  

  My little bug, Madeline. Born June 2, 2013.

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• bumpuser8130818 member

  November 2013

  MrsMMalone said:

  I am too old to have any digital pictures from college?!

  I took a picture of a printed picture. I think that's what a lot of us did judging by the quality, lol.

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• jedimindtrick member

  November 2013

  I think the general concensus was "man, I used to be skinny." lol. I know that's what I thought.

  

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• watuzzigal member

  November 2013

  MrsMMalone said:

  I am too old to have any digital pictures from college?! I have always boycotted the sexy Halloween costumes, but recently came Across a picture of me at a bar in a handkerchief top and pleather mini skirt... So I was totally not against looking like a skanky college girl

  Yes to all of this.
  

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• JenJen2209 member

  November 2013

  Im WAY too ashamed to post my sluttiest picture, lol. I was wearing a corset/bustier from Frederick's and a button up shirt over it that wasnt buttoned in the boob region...and I am not a small chested girl. And this wasnt a Halloween costume.. Nope, it was my favorite going out attire while I was in college.
  
  lol, I hang my head in shame.
  

  
  

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• TradeMama member

  November 2013

  First year of law school and I had my stomach exposed, a mini skirt and thigh high boots. Fun night!
  
  Thank God college was before everyone had a camera 24/7.

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