Skankiest Halloween costume...bonus for pics!!

LaxMOM44

Pretty self explanatory ladies...what's te worst you've done? How low can you go?

jayro10

I think I was about 24 years old? I had this half devil half angel costume that was probably meant for a 12 year old. It barely covered my ass. BARELY. This pic is dark but I remember I laughed when I saw it the next day because I had no recollection of dancing by myself with my beer that night.

Edit because I suck at posting photos.
Edit again because my first edit made the photo small. Ah hell. Whatev.

Boo0512

My freshman year of college I was a slutty police officer. It was extra slutty (for me) because I unbuttoned the top three buttons and let my entire bra hang out. It was a bright red push up bra. Klassy. ::hangs head in shame::

smg2302

Slutty pirate in college.  Intentionally wore an attention grabbing bra.

pnutg

That would be the Sailor Girl of 2007. My husband, then boyfriend, made me wear bike shorts under the little skirt.

LaxMOM44

Boo0512 said:

My freshman year of college I was a slutty police officer. It was extra slutty (for me) because I unbuttoned the top three buttons and let my entire bra hang out. It was a bright red push up bra. Klassy. ::hangs head in shame::

O. M. Freaking G...ummmmm guess what I was about to post???? What you can't see is the booty shorts I am wearing with the shirt which was extremely unbuttoned.

LaxMOM44

So I too am missing photos of most of my greatest slutty costumes...but I do have this st. Party's day outfit. What was I thinking? AW!!!!

SaguaroBlossmom

slutty cop... nuff' said. my SIL is a slutty "mary jane" nurse

bumpuser8130818

Sexy referee costume of 2004. In my brunette phase. Also displaying the "sexy" braces I had to wear in college.

SpanFran

I'll play.  This was obviously about 7 thousand years ago.  I was Fuk Mi from Austin Powers.

SpanFran

Cool, maybe I'll put in the pic this time. 

SaguaroBlossmom

So... do you guys think that Petra comes on here to check up on us, rolls her eyes and logs right back out?

bhjones1980

I so wish I had a digital picture of it.... sluttiest and most dangerous ever

My sophomore year in college I went as "Roller Girl" to a frat party with lots of stairs.  I wore roller skates, those REALLY short 70's track shorts, and a skin tight 70s style tee shirt that said "Porn Star" on it and tied in in a knot so my midriff was showing.  wore pigtails too

my father would have been proud.

sundaesprinkles

Slutty pirate...

 

Boo0512

bhjones1980 said:

I so wish I had a digital picture of it.... sluttiest and most dangerous ever

My sophomore year in college I went as "Roller Girl" to a frat party with lots of stairs.  I wore roller skates, those REALLY short 70's track shorts, and a skin tight 70s style tee shirt that said "Porn Star" on it and tied in in a knot so my midriff was showing.  wore pigtails too

my father would have been proud.

FTW!

michelle04us

ok so I am all about dressing up on Halloween. 3 years ago I managed a Family Dollar and the week leading up to Halloween(my birthday) I dressed up. I had 5 costumes total. 3 of 5 were kinda slutty.

Goddess(not worn in public though too see thru)

Snow Princess(worn with white tights to work)

Chipmunk(wish I had full length of this. kinda short)

And totally NOT slutty. My alter ego Adam(inside joke). No one I worked with knew who I was at first. I was also confusing costumers when I would talk since I of course sounded female. I even stuffed socks down the front of the jeans to make it look like I had male parts. LOL

kbelly777

This was the "skankiest" I ever went for Halloween. I was a pregnant Britney Spears and and he was Kevin Ferdeline (this was several years ago...it was relevant at the time.)

LaxMOM44

Please tell me you kept that tank top!!!

SaguaroBlossmom

kbelly777 said:

This was the "skankiest" I ever went for Halloween. I was a pregnant Britney Spears and and he was Kevin Ferdeline (this was several years ago...it was relevant at the time.)

Pshh.. You didn't even shave your head?

kbelly777

Elizabeth2585 said:

This was the "skankiest" I ever went for Halloween. I was a pregnant Britney Spears and and he was Kevin Ferdeline (this was several years ago...it was relevant at the time.)

Pshh.. You didn't even shave your head?

I know! What was I thinking? Go big or go home, right?!? I probably should carried an umbrella too

kelseyhh

Here I am as a sexy flight attendant ;-)


Dang, I used to be skinny!

jedimindtrick

A lady I taught with used to have "themed" Hallowren parties. This year was Pimps and Hos.

You can't see the boy short underwear I wore as pants. ;;)

emmy236

I was "Where's Waldo". I found the striped sweat shirt and cut it so my bra showed and short white booty shorts. Basically no recollection of the night but based on this picture I think it was a success.

MeeksandMads

I am too old to have any digital pictures from college?! I have always boycotted the sexy Halloween costumes, but recently came Across a picture of me at a bar in a handkerchief top and pleather mini skirt... So I was totally not against looking like a skanky college girl

bumpuser8130818

MrsMMalone said:

I am too old to have any digital pictures from college?!

I took a picture of a printed picture. I think that's what a lot of us did judging by the quality, lol.

jedimindtrick

I think the general concensus was "man, I used to be skinny." lol. I know that's what I thought.

watuzzigal

MrsMMalone said:

I am too old to have any digital pictures from college?! I have always boycotted the sexy Halloween costumes, but recently came Across a picture of me at a bar in a handkerchief top and pleather mini skirt... So I was totally not against looking like a skanky college girl

Yes to all of this.

JenJen2209

Im WAY too ashamed to post my sluttiest picture, lol. I was wearing a corset/bustier from Frederick's and a button up shirt over it that wasnt buttoned in the boob region...and I am not a small chested girl. And this wasnt a Halloween costume.. Nope, it was my favorite going out attire while I was in college.

lol, I hang my head in shame.

TradeMama

First year of law school and I had my stomach exposed, a mini skirt and thigh high boots. Fun night!

Thank God college was before everyone had a camera 24/7.