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BlondieBia21 · October 2013

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RK125 · October 2013

I have to go back to work today. Enough said.

BlondieBia21 · October 2013

My bachelorette party was Saturday. One of my best friends said something very rude to me. She's 26, in 23. Apparently because I didn't get snockered beyond belief, I must think I'm better than her because I'm a mom... She said some pretty mean stuff and I "forgave" her, but I still can't get the things out of my head. Fi also got mad at me because I didn't get back to the house early enough so he could take the dogs to the lake in the morning. Did I mention that I kept lo with me until 6 the night of the party, and he had her from then until I got back at noon the next day by himself. Oh, he also had a whole entire bachelor weekend. X(

WildRumpus · October 2013

LO has his 2 month appt and shots today, so that's going to suck, and in the spirit of saving money, I cancelled my hair appt tomorrow. I was really looking forward to some alone me time :-S

pb&jojo · October 2013

My sister and her boys (3yrs old and 1) came to visit yesterday. She posted on facebook this am that both boys have a fever and aren't feeling well. I know she couldn't have predicted this, so i'm not mad at the fact that thy are sick, but she couldn't have let me know personally about them being sick? A phone call, text message? I mean her 3 yr old was all up in my daughters space.

girlmama83 · October 2013

Getting pretty sick of posts on training methods for INFANTS.

V&G101808 · October 2013

My morning as the inlaws came over to watch LO for the day...

Me: "good morning! Nicholas is getting sleepy it's time for his morning nap. He's on the swing, so just let him sleep".

MIL: "ok"

FIL: runs over to swing and starts baby talking to LO, waking him up.

I reiterated, he needs to sleep- he's sleepy, let him nap. "But he's smiling at me!" No shit Sherlock. He's a happy baby and you're smiling at him!

Didn't I just say he needs his nap? BABIES NEED SLEEP!!! He needs a nap =\= go wake my baby up.

I run to H who is getting ready in our bathroom and tell him. I'm nearly crying because leaving my baby is hard enough without difficult inlaws. And his response? He gives me some serious attitude! WTF dude?! I'm coming to you for support so YOU can wrangle YOUR parents.
I couldn't help myself, I stormed out in tears. Kissed my baby goodbye and left for work.

MommyAmes2 · October 2013

MH lovingly passed along his cold to me. Now I feel like crapola. The kids are on fall break, so I have all 3 home and feel awful.

Gonna be a longgggg day.

pb&jojo · October 2013

V&G101808 said:

My morning as the inlaws came over to watch LO for the day... Me: "good morning! Nicholas is getting sleepy it's time for his morning nap. He's on the swing, so just let him sleep". MIL: "ok" FIL: runs over to swing and starts baby talking to LO, waking him up. I reiterated, he needs to sleep- he's sleepy, let him nap. "But he's smiling at me!" No shit Sherlock. He's a happy baby and you're smiling at him! Didn't I just say he needs his nap? BABIES NEED SLEEP!!! He needs a nap =\= go wake my baby up. I run to H who is getting ready in our bathroom and tell him. I'm nearly crying because leaving my baby is hard enough without difficult inlaws. And his response? He gives me some serious attitude! WTF dude?! I'm coming to you for support so YOU can wrangle YOUR parents. I couldn't help myself, I stormed out in tears. Kissed my baby goodbye and left for work.

Ugh...that's so annoying.

Hhaber · October 2013

I've been feeling like a single mom lately. Don't get me wrong... DH is an amazing dad, but he is a firefighter who works 24 hour shifts. Between work, overtime, classes he is taking for work, and his online school, I feel like he is barely home right now and when he is he needs to sleep, do homework, or study. I know it's for the future of our family, but it's just difficult. I miss him and feel overwhelmed sometimes having our LO by myself all day and all night sometimes for days at a time. I'm jealous of all the moms who have a SO who comes home from work every evening. I guess the positive is the bond that LO and I have since she is with me 24/7.

kanned0121 · October 2013

Why will LO sleep for 4-5 hours for our moms.. But only 2-3 for me? I love you baby boy, but I could seriously use some sleep!!

coraggiosa · October 2013

Jill9288 said:
LO has his 2 month appt and shots today, so that's going to suck, and in the spirit of saving money, I cancelled my hair appt tomorrow. I was really looking forward to some alone me time :-S

@Jill9288 I think we are living parallel lives. DD has her shots today too.

MitsB707 · October 2013

Is there such thing as a sleep regression that starts at 10-11 weeks? That's when it started, and it's still going on. Tyler was such an awesome sleeper, waking up twice at most during the night. Now it's every 1.5-2 hours. I'm exhausted.

At 3am, dh turns to me as I'm feeding Tyler again and goes, "there's nothing I can do right now, is there?" I responded with, "why don't you grow some boobs?" Then he rolled over and went back to sleep. I know it's not his fault, but I wanted to stab him. Just a little.

Revez · October 2013

H's cousin had her baby last night and all I've heard since is that she did it without meds and I didn't.
That's great for her, don't get me wrong. But my labor was very different from hers, I went as long as I could (9cm after 20 hours) and no one can tell me I'm less of a woman or less of a mom for making that decision. There's no award for doing it drug free.

That being said I have nothing but respect for you ladies that go naturally. Just don't tell me I'm less of a mom because I made a decision that was right for me at the time.

BelhurstBride · October 2013

I'm fucking sick. :thumbs down fart noise:

MommyBolty · October 2013

I've been saving this for today!

Last week MIL went over to the house while DH was there watching LO. She was like a vulture waiting for me to go back to work so she could go over and PLAY with my infant child! Come to find out she went into my closet, which I also share with LO, and found her Halloween outfit, put it on her and started taking a ton of pictures. I hadn't even put the outfit on her. Not to mention, part of it was a tutu that MY mom made for her. I was FURIOUS that she put the outfit on her before I had a chance to see it, and took a ton of photos. I was racing home from work hoping she would still be there, so I could give her a piece of my mind!

Then she invited us over for a Halloween party on Sunday to decorate her Halloween tree. THE FUCK IS A HALLOWEEN TREE?! She said all she could afford to feed us for HER party was hotdogs and marshmallows. OMG. Don't text me an invitation to come to your dirty, nasty, smoke filled house after DH said we couldn't come. UGH! I could go on for days about this woman!

Critter015 · October 2013

My baby and I are both sick, thanks to DD's playdate last week. Allergies my ass, if your kid is drowning in snot don't invite me and my kids over to play!

MrsI · October 2013

FIL has been throwing a pitty party since I decided to mostly stay home (work 3hrs/day) and he no longer gets to watch DD. I hated him watching her since he couldn't figure out simple shit like feed her the food I send and she always came home starving and upset. Anyways he only wants DD and not DS so there's another reason. We invited him up yesterday for his weekly visit and he said he'd come right after she got up from nap, so that's what we planned our day around. DH texts him at 2:30 and he responds be up about 4 (got here at 3:30) So he gets here and now I need to start making dinner and he just sits down and eats with us (he's lucky there was enough) and then proceeds to stay until 10:30. GTFO dude! My kids are sleeping and I only see DH 3 nights a week and we want some alone/sexy time and it's past my bedtime. I even got in bed before he would leave. 7 hours is too much FIL time for me in one week yet alone 1 day! Ugh! Thanks I feel better now!

V&G101808 · October 2013

petey1106 said:

Fuck you, hormones!

This is my life! I feel like I'm going through menopause!!

MitsB707 · October 2013

@cristinbolt That is such bs!!! I am so mad for you that your mil did that!!!

@v&g101808 :::hugs::: I had a similar experience at daycare two weeks ago. Tyler's regular teacher took off that day, so I was already nervous. I had to tell her twice that he would be hungry within the next 15 minutes as she didn't acknowledge me the first time I said it. I even left the BM bottles and his bottle there, waiting for her to warm it up, but no. His regular teacher gets it started when I get ready to leave him since she knows his schedule. I considered logging into work late and staying longer, but then I'd have to work later and leave him with her longer. I cried on my way home and picked him up early that day. Hope today is a good day for Nicholas.

MrsLaurenAsh · October 2013

Hhaber said:
I've been feeling like a single mom lately. Don't get me wrong... DH is an amazing dad, but he is a firefighter who works 24 hour shifts. Between work, overtime, classes he is taking for work, and his online school, I feel like he is barely home right now and when he is he needs to sleep, do homework, or study. I know it's for the future of our family, but it's just difficult. I miss him and feel overwhelmed sometimes having our LO by myself all day and all night sometimes for days at a time. I'm jealous of all the moms who have a SO who comes home from work every evening. I guess the positive is the bond that LO and I have since she is with me 24/7.

I'm in the same shoes.. Husband is a firefighter and works a second job, as well. Plus classes, too. He's a great daddy.. But it's hard!

Moosesoar · October 2013

I finally get LO asleep in his swing and my flipping cat attacks the seat (the swinging seat won btw) and woke LO up!

(

LokiLahve · October 2013

@zever000 I'm sorry, that's complete bullshit for people to say. You carried a baby for 9 months and gave birth...you are an amazing woman for accomplishing this and don't let anyone make you feel differently! People are such douche canoes.

LokiLahve · October 2013

My bitch: we finally DTD last night...meh, I really hope it gets better. It didn't hurt like I expected but it was just different. There has been WAY too much hype about it on here and I think it made me overthink the entire ordeal.

MinnesotaMomma91 · October 2013

Ive still got the flu and now i have dhirea. And bd has been texting me obssedivly asking when om bringing ds to oregon to visit. Im so flipping sick of hearing about how he 'misses our son' and im being a bitch for woth holding ds from him and his parents that i unloaded on him that he cant miss my son cause hes never met my son and if he wants to see him so bad he can come visit or buy the train tickets since i have no extra money to travel to oregon right now.

Yeah, its been a glorious fun filled week. The part about bd might hace been an ffc but meh.

BelhurstBride · October 2013

DD2 has her 2 month appointment tomorrow morning. DD1, who was always more high strung than DD2 appears to be, had a miserable go at shots. She had a nasty reaction to the rotavirus and cried for hours. Even after we stopped that series she was completely miserable for all other vaxes.

I've been DREADING vaxes to begin with and now *IF* DD2 is the same I have zero back up. It's DH's long day at work; he won't be home until about 10 hours after the appointment. My sister works late, my dad's having surgery and DH's grandmother plays cards on Tuesdays. DH's parents are not an option. Poor DD1 will totally get the shaft if her sister spends the day screaming.

BubblyDevil · October 2013

Massive headache now from coughing so much.

Thanks for the cold, husband. I want to crawl into a hole.

rayandbrit · October 2013

I think we should have MIL Monday, ha we can all exchange war stories from the week... I was going to write out a whole rant, but I don't even have the energy. She's a tool.

nnikki10 · October 2013

I still have a stupid headache. Been here for 2 days. I'm starting to think drilling a hole in my head will help with the pressure. Ugg!

MommyBolty · October 2013

rayandbrit said:

I think we should have MIL Monday, ha we can all exchange war stories from the week... I was going to write out a whole rant, but I don't even have the energy. She's a tool.

I could fill an entire thread with stories and GIFs. I would never get any work done!

PB102012 · October 2013

LAMuehlen said:
Ive still got the flu and now i have dhirea. And bd has been texting me obssedivly asking when om bringing ds to oregon to visit. Im so flipping sick of hearing about how he 'misses our son' and im being a bitch for woth holding ds from him and his parents that i unloaded on him that he cant miss my son cause hes never met my son and if he wants to see him so bad he can come visit or buy the train tickets since i have no extra money to travel to oregon right now.

Yeah, its been a glorious fun filled week. The part about bd might hace been an ffc but meh.

I hate that question!!! I get it from family that lives 2 hours away.... "When are you coming down??" Um, news flash- freeway runs both ways and her crib (that she sleeps best in) doesn't fit in my car.

PB102012 · October 2013

Hey eye brow wax lady- this morning you proved to me why I stick with the same people, I don't have the shit pinched out of me above my eye lids when they are tweezing the strays- twice!!! I actually like having my eye brows waxed and you ruined it for me. You suck.

Marvel1013 · October 2013

Everytime we come back from staying at the ILS for the weekend DS has such an attitude for awhile. SIL will throw tantrums back at DS and scream at him... Way to help him learn it's not okay. So today I have to deal with a grumpy baby, a diva of a son, and there's no milk in the house. UGH.

kwrecks · October 2013

Couple things today:

*Dear MIL: When I tell you that LO has been screaming for the last 2 hours, and finally stopped when she fell asleep on the car ride to the dinner that I didn't want to go to in the first place, that is not an invitation for you to take her out of her car seat and proceed to pass her around the table. And then, when she starts crying again, either give her to me, or take my advice on how to calm her down, because I'm sure the entire restaurant doesn't want to hear her screaming. Keep it up and we won't make it to any more of these "family dinners".

*Dear DH: When I asked you two weeks ago to set up the new insurance, I figured you would have set it up two weeks ago. Instead, you wait until today, when we don't have insurance now since my work canceled my insurance after I quit, and now we won't have coverage until December 1. I'm not even remotely comfortable not having any coverage for LO, and the fact that her 2 month appointment with shots is on Friday means that we will probably have to pay for the whole thing out of pocket, because you didn't call to set up the insurance.

UGH.

TurtleMomma · October 2013

Wtf, body?! I truly need exercise but whenever I go *walking* my right knee and ankle twist out of alignment and I get major blisters. I can't afford new shoes night now and there honestly isn't much that can be done about my ankle/knee from a medical standpoint because I'm still able to walk and not in excruciating pain.

janneann1127 · October 2013

Ugh the only thing I look forward to on Mondays is for DS to go to preschool so I can have a mini-break for a little bit, and possibly LO can sleep because it's finally QUIET. DS wakes up this morning complaining of random neck pain? It appears to be just a stiff neck or something, but now he refuses to move much so school is out of the question. And I had a doctor's appt which I had to cancel because I'm staying home with him. BOOOOO.

kanned0121 · October 2013

Maritza707 said:
Is there such thing as a sleep regression that starts at 10-11 weeks? That's when it started, and it's still going on. Tyler was such an awesome sleeper, waking up twice at most during the night. Now it's every 1.5-2 hours. I'm exhausted.

At 3am, dh turns to me as I'm feeding Tyler again and goes, "there's nothing I can do right now, is there?" I responded with, "why don't you grow some boobs?" Then he rolled over and went back to sleep. I know it's not his fault, but I wanted to stab him. Just a little.

At least your DH asks if there's anything he can do.. My husband just puts a pillow over his head and keeps sleeping.

kanned0121 · October 2013

I have another one.. My H graduated from the police academy on Friday and we both invited our parents to come. For the punning ceremony my H just wanted me and LO to go down. When the ceremony started MIL asks if they are going for the pinning and I said no, that he only wanted me and baby.. And she was PISSED.. And started almost crying and whispering to FIL. So I decide to just invite them down with the BS excuse that I need help with baby while I put on his badge. (Please note they are taking professional pics and FIL is in a crappy t-shirt and jeans).

We planned on going to lunch with our parents after, and since I picked up my parents I mentioned it.. So as we left the graduation my mom was asking where we were going and I turned to MIL and said we wanted to all go to lunch and she got that same pissed off look and said no, and walked off. My parents could even tell she was beyond pissed, again.

So long story short his graduation sucked because his mom threw multiple temper tantrums.

MynaBird · October 2013

@Hhaber @MrsLaurenAsh If it makes you feel any better: My dad also worked a 24-hour kelley schedule while we were growing up (paramedic). I know it wasn't easy on him or my mom, but I really think it helped us have great relationships with both of our parents, together and individually. We had so many fun nights with just our mom, and we really looked forward to four-days when we knew we'd have Dad at home long enough that he could get some sleep and have time and energy to do stuff with us. It wasn't perfect, but I don't think my brother and I would have wanted it any different.

MommyBolty · October 2013

Yep...and now I have more.. MIL just texted wanting my Email address so she can email me the photos she took of the outfit I hadn't seen yet to see what I approve of for facebook.

I literally could not make this crap up!

MinnesotaMomma91 · October 2013

cristinbolt said:
Yep...and now I have more.. MIL just texted wanting my Email address so she can email me the photos she took of the outfit I hadn't seen yet to see what I approve of for facebook.

I literally could not make this crap up!

Your mil sounds like a peach. Who does the crap she does for real. Id say let her email them not approve one of them. Its your lo, you should be able to post the first person to post pics of your child.

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