This is NOT my FFFC but I just feel like I need to state an obvious pregnancy symptom: I AM EFFING TIRED. I wish I could just lay in bed all day. I couldn't be more thrilled that we have nothing going on this weekend. Vegetable city here I come.
Here's my gross/TMI FFFC: I can't fart without spreading my butt cheeks a little bit. If I don't do it, I feel like I'm pushing too hard and I'm gunna poop myself. But as soon as I move one of those suckers over? Instant relief.
Come at me, smilz!!
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Re: FFFC
Don't hate me for this one but I have no problem with sleeping. Sure I've had nights were I toss and turn more than others and don't necessarily get super quality sleep but I've not once had a night where I wake up at like 2 and don't fall asleep again till 5.
I've never had swollen ankles or cankles in either pregnancy (afterwards is a totally different story).
I fall asleep on the couch at night a lot. DH thinks it's because I'm tired. Most of the time it's because I really don't care to watch what we're watching. Same goes with movies on the weekends.
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There's leftover pie in the work fridge from a birthday party we had earlier this week. It's not even 10am and I'm already contemplating when I can break into it. Even though I just had breakfast.
And even though I brought my lunch I want to go out and get something else.
And I'm kind of pissed that no one in my office noticed my new haircut. I got WAY more than just a trim. Pity party of one.
The worst part: I have NO FREAKING CLUE why I was so upset! I just didn't want to be home alone, and I was such a mess that I didn't feel comfortable calling any of my girlfriends over. I tried distracting myself, but I was crying so hard my entire body was shaking.
This is not me, and I really hate feeling like this. It kinda made me wonder if I'll ever want to be pregnant again! Hormones SUCK!
On the bright side, as soon as DH found out how upset I was, he came back home and just sat with me all night. He didn't even say anything about dragging him away from his friends (although I did feel bad about that as soon as I saw him). He really is the best ::sappy::
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The only reason I'm tired is, it seems I need about 12 hours of sleep/night right now, and I'm only getting 6-8 because I'm so busy!
I'm also doing the minimum amount of work possible to get by because I can't be asked to care. So tired.
Here's the confession: I'm 38 weeks and I'm saying F*ck it! (Some of you may remember my grocery store post) I'm eating sugary cereal, tons of carbs and ice cream to my hearts content. I figure baby can come any day now and I'm going to live it up!
I've got a couple:
After my issue yesterday, we went to BRU to pick up our replacement piece for the broken crib. My tootie-ness continued and I roamed around leaving presents for all the shoppers.
Also, DH has had to put in extra hours the last two weeks due to some IT crap that I don't really understand that's going down at work...I've been using this to make him feel guilty and bring me treats like milkshakes, cookies, etc. pretty much every day! I think I've put on like 5 pounds in the last week.
Doctors say to have sex to help things along at this point. Soo I'm gonna start reading the book to help. It's "filth" but it's just what I need.
I really needed to go change my pants. Piddle much?
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I tried correcting them a few times but they just didn't get it. A few claimed that I was wrong because they dated a guy who played. Well, guess what bitch. My grandpa is in the HoF for coaching, all 6 of my uncles played (two still do), my dad played until I was five and all 13 of my male cousins played. Plus, we had season tix to the Wild and the Gophers. Pretty sure I know more than you do.
I do this. The trick is sometimes I really *am* as uncomfortable as I pretend to be; the rest of the time I just want someone else to do the washing up.
Bonus: I don't have to listen to him whine about not getting any for a few days.
I'm 8 years into my relationship with my husband and still won't fart in front of him. It doesn't help that the one time he caught me, he teased me about it endlessly. I was sleeping - it doesn't count!
It took me two years to pass gas in front of him. I don't even care if he teases me because its all in good fun.