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fitmama418 · October 2013

This is NOT my FFFC but I just feel like I need to state an obvious pregnancy symptom: I AM EFFING TIRED. I wish I could just lay in bed all day. I couldn't be more thrilled that we have nothing going on this weekend. Vegetable city here I come.

Here's my gross/TMI FFFC: I can't fart without spreading my butt cheeks a little bit. If I don't do it, I feel like I'm pushing too hard and I'm gunna poop myself. But as soon as I move one of those suckers over? Instant relief.

Come at me, smilz!!

fluttergirlmoonchild79 · October 2013

Don't hate me for this one but I have no problem with sleeping. Sure I've had nights were I toss and turn more than others and don't necessarily get super quality sleep but I've not once had a night where I wake up at like 2 and don't fall asleep again till 5.

I've never had swollen ankles or cankles in either pregnancy (afterwards is a totally different story).

I fall asleep on the couch at night a lot. DH thinks it's because I'm tired. Most of the time it's because I really don't care to watch what we're watching. Same goes with movies on the weekends.

katie.725 · October 2013

The only people I want to tell when we go into labor are my parents and my sister. They are the most important people to me (aside from my BLADs) I don't want to tell my BIL or SIL just to be mean about it... because I'm still pissed at them... my reason... totally stupid but I can totally hold a grudge...

Thankfully I won't care about it any more in about 9-10 days

artistlife · October 2013

I didn't fall asleep until 330 this morning (yes, right now I hate you flutter. (:| ).

The reason, I thought I was having back labor and contractions. Was I? Hell no, it was just really bad gas. I farted at like 3am...instant relief.

Also, not only did I not wear a bra to take DS to school this morning, but I also wore a maxi dress and no panties.

molly0169 · October 2013

2013JEM said:

Ok my FFFC-- I always have and will continue to do my hair and make up each and every single day. LO and i will just have to figure out a routine. And I hate the people who tell me I won't care once she is here. Uhh asshole, you can predict my future-- I didn't think so.

Amen Sista! TOTALLY with you on this one! And I do and will continue to put on normal clothes everyday. I just cant live in pajama's or sweats and my hair in a pony tail.

Zilly13 · October 2013

There's leftover pie in the work fridge from a birthday party we had earlier this week. It's not even 10am and I'm already contemplating when I can break into it. Even though I just had breakfast.

And even though I brought my lunch I want to go out and get something else.

And I'm kind of pissed that no one in my office noticed my new haircut. I got WAY more than just a trim. Pity party of one.

babymama619 · October 2013

I'm with you flutter, I'm so tired u can sleep anytime. In fact I just fell asleep on the couch while my charge was watching little bear..so calming. He totally had to wake me up! "J wake up, it's morning time!!".

rbtrumpet · October 2013

I ugly cried the mother of all ugly cries last night.

The reason? DH wanted to go to a bar with his friends (this is like a once or twice a year thing for him, so it's not like this is an issue. It's also not something that he can just skip this week and meet up with them next week). I was crying when he left, trying to hold it together, but as soon as he was out the door, I totally lost it. In fact, I was crying so hard, I finally called DH and told him I needed him to come home (about 20 min after left). TMI, but I cried so hard I actually made myself throw up.

The worst part: I have NO FREAKING CLUE why I was so upset! I just didn't want to be home alone, and I was such a mess that I didn't feel comfortable calling any of my girlfriends over. I tried distracting myself, but I was crying so hard my entire body was shaking.

This is not me, and I really hate feeling like this. It kinda made me wonder if I'll ever want to be pregnant again! Hormones SUCK!

On the bright side, as soon as DH found out how upset I was, he came back home and just sat with me all night. He didn't even say anything about dragging him away from his friends (although I did feel bad about that as soon as I saw him). He really is the best

::sappy::

SoSweetTea1124 · October 2013

I'm just going to lay all of the awesomeness out there for ya:

I am still in my pre-preggo clothes with more room to grow, I haven't had to buy a single maternity item. I sleep great (generally from about 8:30 pm - 5:30 am), its hard to stay awake once I get home from work. @fluttergirlmoonchild79 you and I are in the same boat!! Oh and I eat two lunches.... I am so hungry during the day! I eat what I bring for lunch and then sometimes end up leaving work to grab something else (yesterday it was Jimmy Johns), 30 minutes after I finish eating 1st lunch!

Zilly13 · October 2013

sarahammandavis said:

I'm just going to lay all of the awesomeness out there for ya:

I am still in my pre-preggo clothes with more room to grow, I haven't had to buy a single maternity item. I sleep great (generally from about 8:30 pm - 5:30 am), its hard to stay awake once I get home from work. @fluttergirlmoonchild79 you and I are in the same boat!! Oh and I eat two lunches.... I am so hungry during the day! I eat what I bring for lunch and then sometimes end up leaving work to grab something else (yesterday it was Jimmy Johns), 30 minutes after I finish eating 1st lunch!

You do realize that you're doomed to have a child that doesn't sleep, eat or self soothe, right?! If I was you I'd totally be one and done. No chance of tempting the pregnancy gods a second time around....

fitmama418 · October 2013

I'm just going to lay all of the awesomeness out there for ya:

I am still in my pre-preggo clothes with more room to grow, I haven't had to buy a single maternity item. I sleep great (generally from about 8:30 pm - 5:30 am), its hard to stay awake once I get home from work. @fluttergirlmoonchild79 you and I are in the same boat!! Oh and I eat two lunches.... I am so hungry during the day! I eat what I bring for lunch and then sometimes end up leaving work to grab something else (yesterday it was Jimmy Johns), 30 minutes after I finish eating 1st lunch!

amberrrjade · October 2013

gardennymph said:

I didn't fall asleep until 330 this morning (yes, right now I hate you flutter. (:| ).

The reason, I thought I was having back labor and contractions. Was I? Hell no, it was just really bad gas. I farted at like 3am...instant relief.

Also, not only did I not wear a bra to take DS to school this morning, but I also wore a maxi dress and no panties.

I haven't been wearing underwear with my maxi dresses for awhile. It's nice to get a breeze up there and air it out.

rbtrumpet · October 2013

and on a lighter note - on the comfortable theme:

I'm actually still pretty comfortable. Yeah, I get tired easily and my hips get sore if I'm on my feet too much (and emotionally I'm a mess!). But in general I'm still pretty comfortable. I can put on my own pants, underwear, socks, shoes. I even started cutting my toenails last night (but after DH saw me do a couple, he did it for me - did I mention how much he rocks???). I can shave my legs just fine. When I go to bed, I need my body pillow, but get comfortable fairly quickly (most days). I wake up to pee a bunch during the night, but can fall back asleep pretty quick.

The only reason I'm tired is, it seems I need about 12 hours of sleep/night right now, and I'm only getting 6-8 because I'm so busy!

I think being overweight most of my life has kind of prepped me for pregnancy. I've been overweight since about 12/13, and it only got worse as I grew older. Then I lost a bunch of weight in my early/mid 20's, and slowly put some back on in the last few years. I'm above my highest weight now, but not by much - not by nearly enough to justify being over 8 months pregnant! I'm used to living life as a large girl, so pregnancy just makes me feel large.

amberrrjade · October 2013

I had sex last night and it hurt a lot. It made me definitely not want to squeeze a 6-9 pound child out of there.

dobrydney · October 2013

I appreciate everyone caring so much about me and this baby throughout the pregnancy, but I really just want them to go away until after the baby is born. People continue to want to visit or make plans for visits after LO arrives and I'm just too exhausted/uncomfortable to give a fuck. That makes me feel terrible, but it's true.

Kfran84 · October 2013

I have been saying I am not nervous about giving birth/labor in general for this whole pregnancy. Last night I woke up to pee and had a huge wave pain hit with it. I realized I am ging to freak the eff out when the real deal occurs.

lilybeth12 · October 2013

I had a mini panic attack/ contractions lasting most of the day on wednesday. I called my ob even though i knew it would be nothing. yup, monitoring at L&D = no labor. my karmic payback came in the form of an unnecessary and early cervical check.

on the plus side, i think i was in so much pain b/c LO was flipping to head down from breech. no scheduled csection! yay!

gwenneh · October 2013

I'm perfectly happy to send DS to the childminder/nursery school more often or park him with the iPad right now. I just don't have the energy to work and play entertainment coordinator right now.

I'm also doing the minimum amount of work possible to get by because I can't be asked to care. So tired.

thelastunicornxo · October 2013

DevynnMarie said:
FFC- I've never used The Bump besides being on mobile. Therefore I know nothing about siggys, tickers, GIFS or badges.

I'm boring as hell and I've noticed this. If I wasn't so close to the end, I'd sign on to a computer and learn but I just don't have it in me

This is me too! Sometime I feel so out of the loop, but I'm just always on mobile!

thelastunicornxo · October 2013

I've been so good and so healthy this whole pregnancy. Cardio 5 days a week, yoga 2-3 times a week and have avoided most craving and eaten healthy. At this point I've gained 15 pounds (I was healthy weight to start) and I feel great!

Here's the confession: I'm 38 weeks and I'm saying F*ck it! (Some of you may remember my grocery store post) I'm eating sugary cereal, tons of carbs and ice cream to my hearts content. I figure baby can come any day now and I'm going to live it up!

J&JJ2011 · October 2013

I've got a couple:

After my issue yesterday, we went to BRU to pick up our replacement piece for the broken crib. My tootie-ness continued and I roamed around leaving presents for all the shoppers.

Also, DH has had to put in extra hours the last two weeks due to some IT crap that I don't really understand that's going down at work...I've been using this to make him feel guilty and bring me treats like milkshakes, cookies, etc. pretty much every day! I think I've put on like 5 pounds in the last week.

lamo1210 · October 2013

Ppl on here have said how 50 shades is a poorly written book. Sure it is, but I still get super horny reading it.
Doctors say to have sex to help things along at this point. Soo I'm gonna start reading the book to help. It's "filth" but it's just what I need.

katie.725 · October 2013

lasuncion said:

I've been so good and so healthy this whole pregnancy. Cardio 5 days a week, yoga 2-3 times a week and have avoided most craving and eaten healthy. At this point I've gained 15 pounds (I was healthy weight to start) and I feel great! Here's the confession: I'm 38 weeks and I'm saying F*ck it! (Some of you may remember my grocery store post) I'm eating sugary cereal, tons of carbs and ice cream to my hearts content. I figure baby can come any day now and I'm going to live it up!

Can't help myself

RavenandJosh · October 2013

I am totally embarrassed to admitt that I fell asleep on DH while we were "having amazing sex" the other night! Never get into the spooning position at 11:30 at night when at that point you could fall asleep standing up. Head on pillow+facing opposite direction of DH=sleepy time. Thank gwaad I woke up after only a few secs (i hope) before he realized. This is ridiculous. And then I had to lie to by DH the other day when we were trying to get into the car to go somewhere and swear up and down that I forgot to put diapers in the bag for DS so I had to go back into the house to get some. The real truth, is that when I was picking DS up to put him into my DH's truck, I pissed myself.
I really needed to go change my pants. Piddle much?

fitmama418 · October 2013

wedding06 said:

@nciesla I am doing a non stress test right now and your FFFC made me laugh so hard LO moved off the monitors!

dobrydney · October 2013

I have another one! I had only gained 15 pounds this whole pregnancy. Then, at my 35 week appointment last week, I had gained 6 pounds in 2 weeks! Luckily my Dr. is really chill and said that sometimes that happens because it's your body's way of preparing for blood loss etc. but I was like seriously Doc I'm not just sitting on the couch watching TV eating donuts all day (although that sounds amazing). I have another appointment on Monday...we'll see.

SoSweetTea1124 · October 2013

@shanbp I lost 33 lbs in the first trimester (started wearing clothing from way back in the depths of my closet that I assumed would never see the light of day again). I am now back to wearing the clothes I was wearing right before I got pregnant, but they are still a little loose and baggy.

amberrrjade · October 2013

I have another one. I love my husband so much... We always fall asleep with my head on his chest and he doesn't even wake me when I start drooling on him... what wakes me is when the drool has started pooling into my nose. I have to wipe him off with the blanket and turn over for him to spoon me. I'm a drool monster. I could be a dog. -_-

rbtrumpet · October 2013

Dapostrophe said:

this gif is awesome!!!

alexisjo88 · October 2013

I am super grumpy at DH because he isn't making anything about me. I feel neglected. My problem is that I can't act grumpy towards him, so I just ugly cry when I'm alone. I know I shouldn't be grumpy and I'm being selfish, but he hasn't done anything nice for me since my bday, last June, without getting pissy for one reason or another.

katie.725 · October 2013

dobrydney said:

I have another one! I had only gained 15 pounds this whole pregnancy. Then, at my 35 week appointment last week, I had gained 6 pounds in 2 weeks! Luckily my Dr. is really chill and said that sometimes that happens because it's your body's way of preparing for blood loss etc. but I was like seriously Doc I'm not just sitting on the couch watching TV eating donuts all day (although that sounds amazing). I have another appointment on Monday...we'll see.

Still seems appropriate to reply with

dobrydney · October 2013

katie.725 said:

dobrydney said:

I have another one! I had only gained 15 pounds this whole pregnancy. Then, at my 35 week appointment last week, I had gained 6 pounds in 2 weeks! Luckily my Dr. is really chill and said that sometimes that happens because it's your body's way of preparing for blood loss etc. but I was like seriously Doc I'm not just sitting on the couch watching TV eating donuts all day (although that sounds amazing). I have another appointment on Monday...we'll see.

Still seems appropriate to reply with

*Hangs head in shame* Sorry! Would it make you feel better if I told you I ate 3/4 of a pizzeria pizza the other night and only felt guilty after DH looked at me like I was some cave man monster version of his wife?

JamieCallow · October 2013

jennabee1015 said:
I've been with my husband for almost 5 years and I am still too embarrassed to fart in front of him. My husband on the other hand lets them rip in front of me night and day, and I'm kind of jealous of his freedom. When I absolutely have to let one go while I'm around him, I use nciesla's method of the cheek spreading so it doesn't come out sounding like a blow horn.

I am with you!! DH and I have been together 3 years and I cannot being myself to do it in front of him:( What is wrong with us haha:) He gets annoyed that I won't just do it too!

SoSweetTea1124 · October 2013

@Zilly13 I'm pretty sure I've got my Karma in check, you might want to watch yours though....

brandeeteer · October 2013

I whine just so DH and my mom will do stuff for me. Sure I'm uncomfortable but nearly as much as I make it out to be.

I'm only 37 weeks 3 days but I want this child out now! I would never do any of those potentially harmful tricks but I'm so trying every wive's tale that's safe. LO come out!

GopherBaby13 · October 2013

I hate women that think they shit about a sport when they really don't. We had Division 1 hockey where I went to school and I couldn't even stomach going to a game because the bitches would get all dressed up (full make up, glitter in their ginormous hair that they probably spent 2 hours on, wearing a half a bottle of perfume) in their jerseys that they cut to fit them so their cleavage hung out. Then any time the puck would get within 20 ft of the net, they would shriek and any time a player would fall down, they would call for a penalty.

I tried correcting them a few times but they just didn't get it. A few claimed that I was wrong because they dated a guy who played. Well, guess what bitch. My grandpa is in the HoF for coaching, all 6 of my uncles played (two still do), my dad played until I was five and all 13 of my male cousins played. Plus, we had season tix to the Wild and the Gophers. Pretty sure I know more than you do.

katie.725 · October 2013

mishkaroni said:

I've been with my husband for almost 5 years and I am still too embarrassed to fart in front of him. My husband on the other hand lets them rip in front of me night and day, and I'm kind of jealous of his freedom. When I absolutely have to let one go while I'm around him, I use nciesla's method of the cheek spreading so it doesn't come out sounding like a blow horn.
I'm sorry. I poop in front of mine. IDGAF.

Same... sorry not sorry...

gwenneh · October 2013

brandeeteer said:

I whine just so DH and my mom will do stuff for me. Sure I'm uncomfortable but nearly as much as I make it out to be.

I do this. The trick is sometimes I really *am* as uncomfortable as I pretend to be; the rest of the time I just want someone else to do the washing up.

GopherBaby13 · October 2013

I have another one. I'll be 37w tomorrow and I have my appointment on Monday. I begged M to have sex with me, after turning him down for the last month because my vagina hurt so bad, just to see if it would change Fort Knox a bit come Monday. I got off but at the time I didn't even care that I did, just as long as HE did so his spermies could work their softening magic.

Bonus: I don't have to listen to him whine about not getting any for a few days.

malberto · October 2013

jennabee1015 said:

I've been with my husband for almost 5 years and I am still too embarrassed to fart in front of him. My husband on the other hand lets them rip in front of me night and day, and I'm kind of jealous of his freedom. When I absolutely have to let one go while I'm around him, I use nciesla's method of the cheek spreading so it doesn't come out sounding like a blow horn.

I'm 8 years into my relationship with my husband and still won't fart in front of him. It doesn't help that the one time he caught me, he teased me about it endlessly. I was sleeping - it doesn't count!

GopherBaby13 · October 2013

Our second date was a double date with my BFF and her stupid cop boyfriend at the time (he was stupid because he let her drink and she was 20, he would drive us on dirt back roads while we got hammered in the car. Looking back on it now, it was freaking stupid.) We were sitting in the back seat and he had his head in my lap because he was tired. He let one rip that seriously almost made me vomit. He has the worst gas of any man I have ever known. Since I have been pregnant, he has made me vomit twice.

It took me two years to pass gas in front of him. I don't even care if he teases me because its all in good fun.

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