The Hammaconda has been upstaged. (Kind of NSFW)

SandyClam · October 2013

I tried to post this with no text and TB said "Body is required". Lol. You can't have him, TB!

Maebb · October 2013

So I guess they don't circumcise in Sweden.

LoveActually4 · October 2013

One ticket to Sweden please!

missyishere · October 2013

Boy, that's sure a mouth full.

WasNotWas · October 2013

missyishere said:
Boy, that's sure a mouth full.

Spit out my drink.

SandyClam · October 2013

HilarityEnsued said:

@sandyclam WHERE DID THE PICTURE GO?!?!?!?!

Your vagina must have swallowed it. I still see it.

sandyapples · October 2013

It kinda looks like he had two dicks

missyishere · October 2013

@sandyclam didn't you state you like when balls slap you? Because it would be a guarantee with those eggs.

msdrdg · October 2013

Holy fuck!

Maebb · October 2013

pobrecita said:

Maebb said:
So I guess they don't circumcise in Sweden.
You can see his foreskin? Do you have X-ray vision?

There's just no ridge like a circumcised penis would have. DH wears soccer shorts like this, and I think it's inappropriate in public because you can see the whole outline between the shaft and the head.

LoveActually4 · October 2013

I'm back for a second look.

Maebb · October 2013

Ok, correction - this is not a soccer outfit, but thin enough shorts to be revealing.

LuckyDad · October 2013

God. Women are so one track. He is a person, with feelings. He is more than his trouser lutefisk.

SandyClam · October 2013

missyishere said:

@sandyclam didn't you state you like when balls slap you? Because it would be a guarantee with those eggs.

Yes! I love it

missyishere · October 2013

LuckyDad said:

God. Women are so one track. He is a person, with feelings. He is more than his trouser lutefisk.

SandyClam · October 2013

LuckyDad said:

God. Women are so one track. He is a person, with feelings. He is more than his trouser lutefisk.

Lol! Do you feel objectified, @LuckyDad? I was only posting the picture to show what a nice outfit he's wearing. The yellow really brings out his...eyes.

NotSharknado · October 2013

Maebb · October 2013

You're right, @Luckydad. There's also this.

WasNotWas · October 2013

Can I send you money or gifts @maebb ?? You must be repayed

missyishere · October 2013

Karbird5 · October 2013

Oh my. LOL at mbenit saying this isn't that large.

jorkz821 · October 2013

Oh the irony of this guy being a javelin thrower.

Maebb · October 2013

@pobrecita, his soccer shorts are not tight like that but thin enough to make out the outline. He wears them hanging around the house a lot, and it makes me feel weird when we're standing outside talking to neighbors.

missyishere · October 2013

This is why I liked being a wrestling cheerleader; you were capable of seeing the dick outline in advance. It was like being at the deli with all the meats of your choice.

Maebb · October 2013

I was just looking for a pic to show what I mean with the soccer shorts, and this crescent dog advertisement seemed funny on this page.

Maebb · October 2013

pobrecita said:

Maebb said:
@pobrecita, his soccer shorts are not tight like that but thin enough to make out the outline. He wears them hanging around the house a lot, and it makes me feel weird when we're standing outside talking to neighbors.
Do you ever joke around? Why so serious?

Idk. I get told pretty often that I need to loosen up, and I guess people are right.

missyishere · October 2013

For example:

missyishere · October 2013

@hilarityensued is the queen at the Top O Page.

bulbasaur359 · October 2013

Omg, this thread wins the internet lol.

*ded*

thetheisens · October 2013

My dh wear basketball shorts that are not tight and you can most definitely see the whole outline of his cock and balls and you most definitely tell that he is circed, you can see the ridge. Some dudes have big balls and if you are wearing a tight outfit they can't hide out between their legs, it all has to go to the front like a fluffy dick pillow. I laugh at anyone saying that is not a large flaccid wiener, but it could be true that he is shower not a grower, and that would be very disappointing. I think we need go to Sweden and do some research.

missyishere · October 2013

Alright, Ms. Meaty. I see you lurking. I know you have somewhat of an expertise on this subject @thetheisens.

thetheisens · October 2013

@missyishere I gave my two cents. Between this and the rowing team, I think I may need more batteries.

MelissaRae1525 · October 2013

I almost choked on my water because I was not expecting that. However I agree with @mbenit4. That's what SO looks like in his briefs. And he is also a grower. I'm also confused by the left side of his package.

MelissaRae1525 · October 2013

thetheisens said:

like a fluffy dick pillow.

Omg. Win. This is going to pop into my head next time I'm down there and I'm going to have to explain why I'm laughing during a blowie.

missyishere · October 2013

thetheisens said:
@missyishere I gave my two cents. Between this and the rowing team, I think I may need more batteries.

We posted at the same time! ::researches prices for tickets to Sweden::

Littledeer84 · October 2013

Best thread of the day. Nice work ladies.

MelissaRae1525 · October 2013

mbenit4 said:
Have y'all ever seen the little ball big dick man? So weird.

Off to google

SandyClam · October 2013

MelissaRae1525 said:

Have y'all ever seen the little ball big dick man? So weird.
Off to google

I need to see this. If you find a through the pants picture, PIP!

missyishere · October 2013

DH doesn't have big balls. That's not the part of that area I'm focusing my time.

SPOILER ALERT: It's his cock!

Littledeer84 · October 2013

WasNotWas

I am LOLing at your siggy. I am almost always on mobile, so I dont know how long you have had it. But DH is in a production of Les Mis right now, so I find it extra funny.

thetheisens · October 2013

missyishere said:

DH doesn't have big balls. That's not the part of that area I'm focusing my time. SPOILER ALERT: It's his cock!

You gotta give the balls a little love, at least a gentle cupping.

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