The Hammaconda has been upstaged. (Kind of NSFW)

SandyClam

I tried to post this with no text and TB said "Body is required". Lol. You can't have him, TB!

Maebb

So I guess they don't circumcise in Sweden.

LoveActually4

One ticket to Sweden please!

missyishere

Boy, that's sure a mouth full.

WasNotWas

missyishere said:

Boy, that's sure a mouth full.

Spit out my drink.

SandyClam

HilarityEnsued said:

@sandyclam WHERE DID THE PICTURE GO?!?!?!?!

Your vagina must have swallowed it. I still see it.

sandyapples

It kinda looks like he had two dicks

missyishere

@sandyclam didn't you state you like when balls slap you?  Because it would be a guarantee with those eggs.

msdrdg

Holy fuck!

Maebb

pobrecita said:

Maebb said:

So I guess they don't circumcise in Sweden.

You can see his foreskin? Do you have X-ray vision?

There's just no ridge like a circumcised penis would have. DH wears soccer shorts like this, and I think it's inappropriate in public because you can see the whole outline between the shaft and the head.

LoveActually4

I'm back for a second look.

Maebb

Ok, correction - this is not a soccer outfit, but thin enough shorts to be revealing.

LuckyDad

God. Women are so one track. He is a person, with feelings. He is more than his trouser lutefisk.

SandyClam

missyishere said:

@sandyclam didn't you state you like when balls slap you?  Because it would be a guarantee with those eggs.

Yes! I love it

missyishere

LuckyDad said:

God. Women are so one track. He is a person, with feelings. He is more than his trouser lutefisk.

SandyClam

LuckyDad said:

God. Women are so one track. He is a person, with feelings. He is more than his trouser lutefisk.

Lol! Do you feel objectified, @LuckyDad? I was only posting the picture to show what a nice outfit he's wearing. The yellow really brings out his...eyes.

NotSharknado

Maebb

You're right, @Luckydad. There's also this.

WasNotWas

Can I send you money or gifts @maebb ?? You must be repayed

missyishere

Karbird5

Oh my. LOL at mbenit saying this isn't that large.

jorkz821

Oh the irony of this guy being a javelin thrower.

Maebb

@pobrecita, his soccer shorts are not tight like that but thin enough to make out the outline. He wears them hanging around the house a lot, and it makes me feel weird when we're standing outside talking to neighbors.

missyishere

This is why I liked being a wrestling cheerleader; you were capable of seeing the dick outline in advance.  It was like being at the deli with all the meats of your choice.

Maebb

I was just looking for a pic to show what I mean with the soccer shorts, and this crescent dog advertisement seemed funny on this page.

Maebb

pobrecita said:

Maebb said:

@pobrecita, his soccer shorts are not tight like that but thin enough to make out the outline. He wears them hanging around the house a lot, and it makes me feel weird when we're standing outside talking to neighbors.

Do you ever joke around? Why so serious?

Idk. I get told pretty often that I need to loosen up, and I guess people are right.

missyishere

For example:

missyishere

@hilarityensued is the queen at the Top O Page.

bulbasaur359

Omg, this thread wins the internet lol.

*ded*

thetheisens

My dh wear basketball shorts that are not tight and you can most definitely see the whole outline of his cock and balls and you most definitely tell that he is circed, you can see the ridge. Some dudes have big balls and if you are wearing a tight outfit they can't hide out between their legs, it all has to go to the front like a fluffy dick pillow. I laugh at anyone saying that is not a large flaccid wiener, but it could be true that he is shower not a grower, and that would be very disappointing. I think we need go to Sweden and do some research.

missyishere

Alright, Ms. Meaty. I see you lurking. I know you have somewhat of an expertise on this subject @thetheisens.

thetheisens

@missyishere I gave my two cents. Between this and the rowing team, I think I may need more batteries. 

MelissaRae1525

I almost choked on my water because I was not expecting that. However I agree with @mbenit4. That's what SO looks like in his briefs. And he is also a grower. I'm also confused by the left side of his package.

MelissaRae1525

thetheisens said:

like a fluffy dick pillow.

Omg. Win. This is going to pop into my head next time I'm down there and I'm going to have to explain why I'm laughing during a blowie.

missyishere

thetheisens said:

@missyishere I gave my two cents. Between this and the rowing team, I think I may need more batteries. 

We posted at the same time! ::researches prices for tickets to Sweden::

Littledeer84

Best thread of the day. Nice work ladies.

MelissaRae1525

mbenit4 said:

Have y'all ever seen the little ball big dick man? So weird.

Off to google

SandyClam

MelissaRae1525 said:

Have y'all ever seen the little ball big dick man? So weird.

Off to google

I need to see this. If you find a through the pants picture, PIP!

missyishere

DH doesn't have big balls. That's not the part of that area I'm focusing my time.


SPOILER ALERT: It's his cock!

Littledeer84

WasNotWas 

I am LOLing at your siggy. I am almost always on mobile, so I dont know how long you have had it. But DH is in a production of Les Mis right now, so I find it extra funny.

thetheisens

missyishere said:

DH doesn't have big balls. That's not the part of that area I'm focusing my time. SPOILER ALERT: It's his cock!

You gotta give the balls a little love, at least a gentle cupping.