WTF

tdmklm · October 2013

Cali, have you tried feeding the baby a little? Feeding E always makes hiccups go away.

CaliforniaDream87 said:

WTF baby hiccups that only come around right when my LO is dozing off to sleep. Then you stay for almost 30 minutes each time leaving my LO wide awake and fussy. Eff you baby hiccups!!! I just want some sleep....

Marvel1013 · October 2013

wtf DS.. Waking up at 2, and 4 to sing the wheels in the bus.. SUPER load isn't cool.

jbbolton · October 2013

WTF government! Get your shit together!

CaliforniaDream87 · October 2013

@breannel24 unfortunately my sons hiccups are incurable. We've use grip water for 3 weeks straight and they do NOTHING at all. Seems like the hiccups get stronger. Ugh.

@TDMKLM I will try that. I usually just let him eat how fast/slow he goes.

[Deleted User] · October 2013

haneybaby said:
Wtf boobs. You get huge, leak the entire pregnancy, over produce, decided your done producing, switch to formula and shrink back smaller than before pregnancy. At least they didn't hurt when they dried up.

My boobs got smaller with my first too. Waiting to see the damage this time as they are drying up now. Sigh.

bendicott7 · October 2013

@tdmklm, so sorry for your loss. I'll send TnPs your way!

LJUTCMommy · October 2013

WTF Body...why do I have linebacker shoulders?? I was a petite build before, purses would slip off of me. I didn't know pregnancy could alter my shoulders permanently!

WTF PP period...why did you last 10 days?!

WTF weather....in the morning I need the heater in but by 1pm it's 80. So confusing.

BabyE143 · October 2013

CaliforniaDream87 said:

WTF baby hiccups that only come around right when my LO is dozing off to sleep. Then you stay for almost 30 minutes each time leaving my LO wide awake and fussy. Eff you baby hiccups!!! I just want some sleep....

Story of my life right there. She'd get them all the time in the womb and now's no different.

BabyE143 · October 2013

TurtleMomma said:

Wtf friend who comes to visit with a massively sick child? The fact that you are on the phone with your pedi about it and they're telling you to take her to urgent care should've been a hint...

Please tell me you spelled it out for your friend to understand? What were they thinking bringing their LO around other babies?

And poor LO for being so sick to have to go to Urgent Care

melosch · October 2013

mine is from yesterday...

WTF meter man! I was in the birth center for 10 minutes, come out and I have a parking ticket. I was 6 feet from the hydrant with no marks on the curb - how was I supposed to know that I have to be at least 10 ft? Thanks for the informative brochure you left me with the applicable section nicely circled for me...What asshat drives around and tickets cars in front of a birth center?! LO is sick, I was on my own and it was freezing - the closest spot was 2+ blocks away... Do NOT have an extra $150 laying around for your bullshit ticket UGH

HermansWife · October 2013

EricaLee2013 said:

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EricaLee2013 said:
WTF thumb, why do you keep dislocating in the middle of the night!? I thought this relaxin shit was out of my system.
WTF wrists! It's so painful when you pop in and out of the sockets willy-nilly. Wouldja knock it off already?
Seriously, WTF is up with our joints?! Should we be talking to our doctors or even chiropractors about this? It hurts like a mother trucker and doesn't go back in till I manually pull/push it back in. Owww!!!!!

I told my OB about it, she didn't seem concerned- said it would go away "eventually". In the meantime it's painful and I'm constantly afraid I'm going to drop my LO. :-(

MommyBolty · October 2013

@tdmklm so very sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers for you today!

@turtlemomma that's fucked up! I hope you told your friend how unacceptable that is!

My turn...WTF time...please slow down. My heart breaks in a thousand million pieces when I think of my return to work on Monday.

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Cosmic+Love · October 2013

DaniB091 said:

WTF tummy time? Why do you have to make my little dude scream?
Just wanted to share an article I found helpful re: tummy time! Not sure if it has been posted here before, but it helped me! Hope he starts to like it more! https://mamaot.com/2012/03/25/tips-for-making-tummy-time-a-little-less-um-miserable/ Also WTF baby... You woke me up and then won't eat and all you want to do is sleep?? I want to sleep too!

Very helpful! Thanks for sharing.

Cosmic+Love · October 2013

tdmklm said:

WTF, best friend? Couldn't you find an alternative to suicide? It's your birthday and I can't stop crying. It's been four years, almost. Can I start acting semi-normal on your birthday again instead of being a complete basket case?

I'm so sorry.

RK125 · October 2013

Wtf boobs? What is with the crazy let downs today?

kwrecks · October 2013

WTF body? You've never had an issue with the flu shot before. And the tetanus shot has never hurt this bad before. Today is DH's birthday, so why did you choose this year to be the year that I feel sick from the shots? All I want to do is lay in bed, but I'm trying so hard to be upbeat for DH's birthday, since he actually took the day off work this year instead of working. ughhh.

PrettyAccountant · October 2013

WTF people showing up at my house without calling first! Half the time I don't shower until the afternoon (if even then) and I haven't quite figured out how to keep LO happy and spic and span my house to your liking! Now go eff yourself - you weren't invited and you're not welcome here!

PB102012 · October 2013

wtf DH? Stop with your pity party after I told you I would go to the store with LO rather than leave her home with you. After I left for three hours yesterday you were texting me asking me to come home because LO wouldn't stop crying. I deal with her better obviously and you give me anxiety about leaving so I would rather just bring her with me.

PB102012 · October 2013

@tdmklm I am so sorry for your loss!

[Deleted User] · October 2013

PrettyAccountant said:
WTF people showing up at my house without calling first! Half the time I don't shower until the afternoon (if even then) and I haven't quite figured out how to keep LO happy and spic and span my house to your liking! Now go eff yourself - you weren't invited and you're not welcome here!

Agreed.

LJUTCMommy · October 2013

PrettyAccountant said:
WTF people showing up at my house without calling first! Half the time I don't shower until the afternoon (if even then) and I haven't quite figured out how to keep LO happy and spic and span my house to your liking! Now go eff yourself - you weren't invited and you're not welcome here!

Oh my ILs did this once. I was in a shorty pajama set and my tank was covered in leaky milk. They even brought an auntie I never met before!

I had no food in the house and nothing to drink besides water. This is really unacceptable in their culture, so I was embarrassed but pissed at the same time.

DH called and chewed them out for about an hour after he got home from work. It hasn't happened since, thank God.

BubblyDevil · October 2013

WTF dishwasher? Why aren't you cleaning our dishes very well? I hate taking a glass out and pouring my beverage in only to find "stuff" floating around.

MyBaby2013 · October 2013

WTF body!? First your placenta abrupts putting me and little one in a lot of danger at birth 2 weeks early. Then you have an allergic reaction to the csection stitches that calls for it to be reopened to cut out the reacted tissue. Now your gallbladder goes to shit?? Another surgery on Friday to remove it! I'm spent, oh an LO is nursing every hour today and has yet to sleep more than 4 hours on our best night. Tired tired mommy, I feel defeated/what else can go wrong...?

kanned0121 · October 2013

WTF DH's new job..I've never been fond of his new job because it messed with everything with me going back to work and needing child care. Before he got this new job I had it set up where I'd work opposite from his shift so the baby would always be home with one of us. With the new job his schedule is unpredictable. We thought we had it planned so only one day a week he'd be babysat.. but it looks like his damn schedule will change every 4 months and I doubt my work will work with me. Maybe this is more of just a pity party.. sorry

BabyE143 · October 2013

Wtf child, WHY won't you latch? It was never an issue before. Now I have to give you a paci and then hurry up and switch before you realize it's the boob. And then when your on it, you're as happy as can be because its what you wanted in the first place. What is the deal here?

MitsB707 · October 2013

Wtf, dh! Really? Who does this? Is it that hard to bring all the soap to the upstairs bathroom? You only take one bar? Why are the other 9 still on the kitchen counter?

I'm leaving it there until he runs out of soap. I have girly smelling body wash if I need it. :::evil laugh:::

RK125 · October 2013

@mybaby2013 I'm sorry things have been so difficult. Good luck w your surgery. You're in my t&ps.

RK125 · October 2013

Not really a wtf, but a c'mon people. My dd is in a pink, striped coat and 2 out of 3 nurses think she was a boy. Really? Do you see a lot of boys in pink coats?