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  • CaliforniaDream87CaliforniaDream87 member
    WTF teeth? I got braces yesterday and I feel like death. My mouth hurts badly and I still have to take care of baby since my H is at work/school.

    It's going to be a long one.
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  • lindsayanne14lindsayanne14 member
    WTF DS, after two nights of 5 hour sleep stretches last night you decide we will pull an all nighter. And this morning you're being a huge crab which will make for a fun day on a few hours of interrupted sleep.

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  • kwreckskwrecks member
    WTF cold? I did everything I could to make sure you didnt get to LO, and now she is stuffed up.  ugh.

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  • blondemarmotblondemarmot member
    CaliforniaDream87 said:
    WTF teeth? I got braces yesterday and I feel like death. My mouth hurts badly and I still have to take care of baby since my H is at work/school. It's going to be a long one.


    I got them as a teen, and it doesn't help now, but in the future, when you get them tightened you'll have about an hour to eat before they start hurting again, take that time to eat! IIRC the pain usually lasts a couple days at first, and after tightening it'll be a good 5 hours before you can ignore it again.

    Mine: WTF dog?! You do NOT need to scratch your ears right in front of the baby's room right after I get her back down.( A) You can't reach your ears with your stubby legs. (B) Hardwood floors. I'm going to make you wear socks pretty soon.

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  • julie279julie279 member
    Wtf child. Twice in the last week you have peed on your face and hair while I was changing your diaper. The first time I woke DH up at 3am so I could have help washing his hair (just a little bit of pee hit his forehead). This morning it happened again and I decided to give him a bath myself since a lot more pee hit his face and hair.

    Oh and another one about DS. Yesterday we were at a photography place to have pictures taken of DS. He was very fussy and crying a lot and we couldn't figure out why. We gave him a bottle and changed his wet and poopy diaper but nothing helped. Often we can figure out what is wrong so yesterday was out of the ordinary for us. We ended up making another appointment for tomorrow afternoon to finish up the session.

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  • CaliforniaDream87CaliforniaDream87 member
    blondemarmot said:


    CaliforniaDream87 said:

    WTF teeth? I got braces yesterday and I feel like death. My mouth hurts badly and I still have to take care of baby since my H is at work/school.

    It's going to be a long one.




    I got them as a teen, and it doesn't help now, but in the future, when you get them tightened you'll have about an hour to eat before they start hurting again, take that time to eat! IIRC the pain usually lasts a couple days at first, and after tightening it'll be a good 5 hours before you can ignore it again.

    Mine: WTF dog?! You do NOT need to scratch your ears right in front of the baby's room right after I get her back down.( A) You can't reach your ears with your stubby legs. (B) Hardwood floors. I'm going to make you wear socks pretty soon.

    Good to know! Thanks.
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  • RoosterMemphisRoosterMemphis member
    wtf insomnia? GTFO!

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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    cristinbolt said:
    WTF DH...no fair making it impossible to be mad at you. After your temporary amnesia last night on who's turn it was to feed LO, you wake up this morning and finish the laundry, put laundry away, clean the kitchen, then bring me breakfast in bed.
    this is for the luck ok. to have food at the wake up early sunshine this is for health of the day. you have chomp chomp chomp on a cheese or maybe you have yummers from the juice orange. try to keep this on the ground so at the morning you are to have the yummers or the chomp and the husband is to stand on his. you have the saying my day is for the luck and you have the yummers on your foot for the day ok. this is for best. he say try to clean it but he cannot have the chilly in his lip from the wet wet wet in the hair so not to be clean until bed night. ok.
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    She'sGotAWay said:
    What the heck DH? why did you decide to invite your brother over to stay the night without asking me? :(( I'm too tired to play hostess! He did apologize already, but the brother's still coming.
    brother in usa this is to mean have the one mommy and papa or this is to mean have the vibrations? in december they tell me vibrations is to mean sex. this is for brother in usa or in usa brother is for meaning of one mommy papa?
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    cristinbolt said:
    WTF @Rumparoo
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  • Michelle NMichelle N member
    Rumparoo said:
    cristinbolt said:
    WTF DH...no fair making it impossible to be mad at you. After your temporary amnesia last night on who's turn it was to feed LO, you wake up this morning and finish the laundry, put laundry away, clean the kitchen, then bring me breakfast in bed.
    this is for the luck ok. to have food at the wake up early sunshine this is for health of the day. you have chomp chomp chomp on a cheese or maybe you have yummers from the juice orange. try to keep this on the ground so at the morning you are to have the yummers or the chomp and the husband is to stand on his. you have the saying my day is for the luck and you have the yummers on your foot for the day ok. this is for best. he say try to clean it but he cannot have the chilly in his lip from the wet wet wet in the hair so not to be clean until bed night. ok.
    Uhh, what? 
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  • starshower22starshower22 member
    WTF cat?? Everywhere I'm about to sit down you're there. How do you a) move so quickly and b) know where I'm going?!
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    Michelle N said:


    Rumparoo said:


    cristinbolt said:

    WTF DH...no fair making it impossible to be mad at you. After your temporary amnesia last night on who's turn it was to feed LO, you wake up this morning and finish the laundry, put laundry away, clean the kitchen, then bring me breakfast in bed.

    this is for the luck ok. to have food at the wake up early sunshine this is for health of the day. you have chomp chomp chomp on a cheese or maybe you have yummers from the juice orange. try to keep this on the ground so at the morning you are to have the yummers or the chomp and the husband is to stand on his. you have the saying my day is for the luck and you have the yummers on your foot for the day ok. this is for best. he say try to clean it but he cannot have the chilly in his lip from the wet wet wet in the hair so not to be clean until bed night. ok.

    Uhh, what? 


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  • MellyLucMellyLuc member
    WTF DH!! Is it that hard to give me a 5 minute break once you get home from work. You get a full night sleep and work an 8 hour shift. I am up all night with our crying baby and barely get 5 minutes to eat during the day while you are gone. 

    Last night I was cooking dinner, preparing DD's bottles and DD started crying. I asked him if he could please change her diaper......his response : I have to get my jobs done in the garage I worked all day and don't have much day light to get things done! Let me know when dinner is ready! I was livid!

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  • SlpaffordSlpafford member
    Rumparoo said:
    cristinbolt said:
    WTF DH...no fair making it impossible to be mad at you. After your temporary amnesia last night on who's turn it was to feed LO, you wake up this morning and finish the laundry, put laundry away, clean the kitchen, then bring me breakfast in bed.
    this is for the luck ok. to have food at the wake up early sunshine this is for health of the day. you have chomp chomp chomp on a cheese or maybe you have yummers from the juice orange. try to keep this on the ground so at the morning you are to have the yummers or the chomp and the husband is to stand on his. you have the saying my day is for the luck and you have the yummers on your foot for the day ok. this is for best. he say try to clean it but he cannot have the chilly in his lip from the wet wet wet in the hair so not to be clean until bed night. ok.
    WTF????

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  • LokiLahveLokiLahve member
    WTF LO, you wake up every 1/1.5 hours over night then decide to go down at 7am and you're still asleep! Mamma needs that stretch to happen when the sun isn't up, ok?
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  • BlondieBia21BlondieBia21 member
    Jill9288 said:

    Wtf MIL..just..wtf

    This.
    Also, wtf fi- stop asking "if it's safe to put her down" I am not a mind reader and do not know if she will wake up or not. She has a mind of her own!
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  • BuckyCBuckyC member
    @CaliforniaDream87
    I feel your pain! I got mine on last summer. The first few weeks are the worst. In the future, try to remember to take an Advil or something before your appointments. It will really help. Good luck!
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  • tanabeanstanabeans member
    LO barely slept last night.

    @rumparoo How do you get a baby to sleep?
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  • AACaHa13AACaHa13 member
    WTF MIL asking me everyday how LO is doing!?? What am I supposed to say every damn day!?? He eats, poops and sleeps! He is doing FINE! Maybe you would know how he is doing if you were able to come see him but you dont have a license and no one knows how you lost it!!??

    WTF body you stink! Why don't you clean yourself up! LO about gags every time I go to feed him.

    WTF belly... Heal already :|

     

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  • MadisonwigginsMadisonwiggins member
    Wtf, LO was up all night and once we got some sleep I woke up feeling like I am getting a cold. I've got no medicine at the house that I'm able to take while breastfeeding.
    I started feeding in the left side and then my right just stats flowing down my side and all over LO... Outfit change for him and me...
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  • tanabeanstanabeans member
    V&G101808 said:

    Wtf FIL. Stop telling me every 5 minutes that LO needs to be changed. Farts do not equal a dirty diaper!
    And, stop asking why I don't put baby powder on his bum.
    And to finish, stop putting hats on him every time you come over. His head is fine and overheating is a bigger risk!!

    What's up with old people and keeping the baby warm? I swear my great aunt put the heater on before we went to visit and then she kept covering her with a blanket, She asked me why she's red, I didn't have the heart to tell her it's cuz she's roasting, she's 83.

    I also keep hearing about "el aire". A breeze will not make the baby sick! Plus it's sept not January
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  • mommabmbmommabmb member
    WTF migraines. You are worse PP than pre pg. And this schedule I'm on is NOT helping.

    WTF pooper. Please start working again.
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  • BlondieBia21BlondieBia21 member
    mommabmb said:

    WTF migraines. You are worse PP than pre pg. And this schedule I'm on is NOT helping.

    Oh same here. Terrible!

    Also a HUGE WTF the bump for banning my strong friend Rumparoo!!
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  • ashleyamberRNashleyamberRN member
    Wtf period! Go away!!!! I've been bleeding for 8 weeks straight and I'm getting a little sick of it
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  • nnikki10nnikki10 member
    Wtf boobs: right under supply left oversupply and DD has green poos. Thinking of block feeding but worry about righty drying up. This stresses me out to no end.

    Right now I'm just going to always serve righty first as an appetizer ( have her finish that side) then offer lefty as her main course. Then try pumping righty to increase supply. This is my best guess at what to do.
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  • alexkyleealexkylee member
    WTF work scheduler?! We talked last week that it was important to me to start with day shifts when I go back. I explained I wanted to be able to pick up LO those first days at daycare. I get my schedule today and you have me working from 4pm til midnight my first week back. Then I ask to work a specific shift because I have a doctor's appt and you schedule me to work from 4 pm til midnight again...on a Friday night! It sucks because we're friends and I thought you understood my perspective...guess not.

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  • LilmrslayLilmrslay member
    nnikki10 said:

    Wtf boobs: right under supply left oversupply and DD has green poos. Thinking of block feeding but worry about righty drying up. This stresses me out to no end.

    Right now I'm just going to always serve righty first as an appetizer ( have her finish that side) then offer lefty as her main course. Then try pumping righty to increase supply. This is my best guess at what to do.

    I have exactly the same issue! Except the opposite way around. It's driving me crazy as LO fusses at my lazy side and wants the easy aide but both have to emptied.
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  • nnikki10nnikki10 member
    @lilmrslay she does the exact thing fussy on the lil side it is so frustrating. So anytime she wants to comfort nurse I'll throw her on lil side. I'm hoping to even out production.
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  • JBrooks315JBrooks315 member
    WTF self? Are you blind? How did you keep missing the brownie mix in the cabinet?
    WTF time? Where are you going? I can't believe LO is already 3 day away from being one month.
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  • LEMSALEMSA member
    WTF rental? All I want to do is move back to Texas to be with my family. Is that so hard? $1,000 pet deposit? Really? Can't wait till we get our own home again. Fucking hate renting.
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  • coraggiosacoraggiosa member
    WTF internet? Why did you decide to stop working? I hate mobile bumping.

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  • julianndelaneyjulianndelaney member
    CaliforniaDream87 said:

    WTF teeth? I got braces yesterday and I feel like death. My mouth hurts badly and I still have to take care of baby since my H is at work/school.

    It's going to be a long one.

    You almost took the words out of my mouth. But I'm wtf-ing my dentist! Who told me I may have slight discomfort after a 3 hour procedure. And if I put anything in my mouth my tooth starts killing me. I'll cross my fingers both our babies are good today. Tooth pain is debilitating!
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    WTF iso7.... Why must I scroll over to read anything on the bump app from my iPad now!
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  • blondemarmotblondemarmot member
    WTF work. WTF. Your stupid 23 year old computer system couldn't update my PTO/sick hours on time and so personnel just shorted me 30 hours this paycheck. The rent is supposed to come out of this paycheck. It is going to be really, really tight. Oh, but you'll put an extra 30 on this next paycheck, gee, that'll really help when I'm going back on the 7th.

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