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  • bnikbnik member
    Guise! Is that the nursery in the background? Is this real life? I was wishing it was fake but I think the nursery is in her selfie pic.
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  • Marchmellow2Marchmellow2 member
    finallymom16 said:

    I've not made a single post in any of this drama, but I've been following since it all started.


    The only reason I'm commenting now is because I can't believe how incredibly unattractive she is. If you go to all this trouble to make yourself appear as if you are "well kept" and all that shit, Wouldnt you MAYBE want to post a more attractive picture of yourself? Not one where you look like you rushed your hair into a shitty sock bun, put on some cubic zirconia and are still wearing yesterday's makeup.

    You, Jess, are a prostitute. I hope you baby gets taken from you in the custody battle when Tim's wife find out he's been dipping his wick in your candle. You're going to end up alone in the housing projects with nothing to show for all your slutty ways.

    You claim Tim's wife isn't a looker and that she can't hold his interest, what are you?! Looks like a dolla' ho to me. Go wash that shit off your face, find a hairdresser to do a PROPER weave on your nappy ass head and get some goddamned morals. I cannot believe I breathe the same air as you. You make me absolutely sick.

    **applause** Bravo! This couldn't have been stated better!

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  • mynewbugmynewbug member
    This whole situation makes me sad. Your daughter deserves a better life than what you can realistically deliver. ( I'm not referring to tangible goods and services either. I'm referring to love, wonderful memories and self respect.) Give her up for adoption to a family who knows the boundaries of respect and love. Focus on fixing your issues before exposing your daughter to the chain of negativity you have established. You are setting this little girl up for a lifetime of failure.
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  • cantsitwithuscantsitwithus member
    photo: Go choke on a dick!
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  • LeaLea123LeaLea123 member
    Marchmellow2 said:

    finallymom16 said:

    I've not made a single post in any of this drama, but I've been following since it all started.


    The only reason I'm commenting now is because I can't believe how incredibly unattractive she is. If you go to all this trouble to make yourself appear as if you are "well kept" and all that shit, Wouldnt you MAYBE want to post a more attractive picture of yourself? Not one where you look like you rushed your hair into a shitty sock bun, put on some cubic zirconia and are still wearing yesterday's makeup.

    You, Jess, are a prostitute. I hope you baby gets taken from you in the custody battle when Tim's wife find out he's been dipping his wick in your candle. You're going to end up alone in the housing projects with nothing to show for all your slutty ways.

    You claim Tim's wife isn't a looker and that she can't hold his interest, what are you?! Looks like a dolla' ho to me. Go wash that shit off your face, find a hairdresser to do a PROPER weave on your nappy ass head and get some goddamned morals. I cannot believe I breathe the same air as you. You make me absolutely sick.

    **applause** Bravo! This couldn't have been stated better!

    "Dipping his wick in your candle!"........hahaha! Well put!
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    to have the vibrations from the husband of one woman this is no good. to fix this you find man tell him i will paint a green broom for you. he will say what ok you are to be my wife woman. then you say but have you the marrieds yet and he will say not of the marrieds yet and then you will marry him. now you have own husband no longer to have the vibrations from other husband. if baby has the borns before this then is best to tell the baby oh the marrieds have not come yet but they will come when the man is to want a green broom from me. ok. what?
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  • 2010weddinggal2010weddinggal member
    Rumparoo said:
    to have the vibrations from the husband of one woman this is no good. to fix this you find man tell him i will paint a green broom for you. he will say what ok you are to be my wife woman. then you say but have you the marrieds yet and he will say not of the marrieds yet and then you will marry him. now you have own husband no longer to have the vibrations from other husband. if baby has the borns before this then is best to tell the baby oh the marrieds have not come yet but they will come when the man is to want a green broom from me. ok. what?
    Je pensais que tu tombé du bout du monde qui vous ramène? Va-t'en!
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  • 2010weddinggal2010weddinggal member
    Natalie2290 said:
    Rumparoo said:
    to have the vibrations from the husband of one woman this is no good. to fix this you find man tell him i will paint a green broom for you. he will say what ok you are to be my wife woman. then you say but have you the marrieds yet and he will say not of the marrieds yet and then you will marry him. now you have own husband no longer to have the vibrations from other husband. if baby has the borns before this then is best to tell the baby oh the marrieds have not come yet but they will come when the man is to want a green broom from me. ok. what?
    What?image
    meet the other troll.... claims she speaks french only really cause her husband does not allow her to speak english at home.
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    Natalie2290 said:
    Rumparoo said:
    to have the vibrations from the husband of one woman this is no good. to fix this you find man tell him i will paint a green broom for you. he will say what ok you are to be my wife woman. then you say but have you the marrieds yet and he will say not of the marrieds yet and then you will marry him. now you have own husband no longer to have the vibrations from other husband. if baby has the borns before this then is best to tell the baby oh the marrieds have not come yet but they will come when the man is to want a green broom from me. ok. what?
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    to give a green broom with the paint will make the man say you be wife excellent to have the marrieds now. do not have the vibrating husband if the man is husband of one woman this is not good. my husband is to vibrate with me if he is to vibrate with other woman i says to him no longer you may have a green broomstick and the baby will have the borns with me only.
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  • 2010weddinggal2010weddinggal member
    Rumparoo said:
    Natalie2290 said:
    Rumparoo said:
    to have the vibrations from the husband of one woman this is no good. to fix this you find man tell him i will paint a green broom for you. he will say what ok you are to be my wife woman. then you say but have you the marrieds yet and he will say not of the marrieds yet and then you will marry him. now you have own husband no longer to have the vibrations from other husband. if baby has the borns before this then is best to tell the baby oh the marrieds have not come yet but they will come when the man is to want a green broom from me. ok. what?
    What?image
    to give a green broom with the paint will make the man say you be wife excellent to have the marrieds now. do not have the vibrating husband if the man is husband of one woman this is not good. my husband is to vibrate with me if he is to vibrate with other woman i says to him no longer you may have a green broomstick and the baby will have the borns with me only.
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.
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  • katdesearkatdesear member
    Is this the D13 drama that I missed from the other day?!
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    cyclonewxchick said:
    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.
    I figured it out! Vibrations = sex Green broom for jessntim to jump the broom (have a marriage ceremony) I win.
    to have the vibrations in usa this means sex? the woman on april tell me in usa they say to have the vibrations. ok i learn.
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    @cyclonewxchick we have strong friendship now?
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  • HFrizzleHFrizzle member
    Rumparoo said:

    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.

    I think there is a huge language/culture barrier and most of us are not understanding your comments, but let me see if I get some of this right.

    If a man is having vibrations with another woman, you mean he is cheating, right?

    I know in many cultures a broom symbolizes several different things with regards to marriage, but I don't understand "paint a green broom", can you explain that.

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    DD#2~Daphney Mae 04/17/03 7lb 13oz 21"
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    HFrizzle said:
    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.
    I think there is a huge language/culture barrier and most of us are not understanding your comments, but let me see if I get some of this right. If a man is having vibrations with another woman, you mean he is cheating, right? I know in many cultures a broom symbolizes several different things with regards to marriage, but I don't understand "paint a green broom", can you explain that.
    man to have the marrieds with me he is called husband yes? husband has vibrations with me only to have vibrations with other womans this is bad. to fix this other womans find man not husband man. womans tell man i can paint a green broom this will make him says you have the good wife you have many things you are able to do. the man will say we have the marrieds now the woman will say ok. then no more vibrations with the husband of other woman. vibrations are for only one not for many womans what? ok.
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  • HFrizzleHFrizzle member
    Rumparoo said:


    HFrizzle said:

    Rumparoo said:

    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.

    I think there is a huge language/culture barrier and most of us are not understanding your comments, but let me see if I get some of this right.

    If a man is having vibrations with another woman, you mean he is cheating, right?

    I know in many cultures a broom symbolizes several different things with regards to marriage, but I don't understand "paint a green broom", can you explain that.

    man to have the marrieds with me he is called husband yes? husband has vibrations with me only to have vibrations with other womans this is bad. to fix this other womans find man not husband man. womans tell man i can paint a green broom this will make him says you have the good wife you have many things you are able to do. the man will say we have the marrieds now the woman will say ok. then no more vibrations with the husband of other woman. vibrations are for only one not for many womans what? ok.


    Ok, I think I understand. A man with many vibrations is having sex with women that are not his wife. The wife needs to find a man that only has vibrations for her and to show him that she is a good woman with many talents, she paints him a green broom. Am I correct?

    Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking.

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    DD#2~Daphney Mae 04/17/03 7lb 13oz 21"
    DD#3~Grace Deonea 05/20/10 8lb 2oz 21"
        DS#1~Brody Maxwell born 10/16/13 8lb 10oz 21"

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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    HFrizzle said:
    HFrizzle said:
    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.
    I think there is a huge language/culture barrier and most of us are not understanding your comments, but let me see if I get some of this right. If a man is having vibrations with another woman, you mean he is cheating, right? I know in many cultures a broom symbolizes several different things with regards to marriage, but I don't understand "paint a green broom", can you explain that.
    man to have the marrieds with me he is called husband yes? husband has vibrations with me only to have vibrations with other womans this is bad. to fix this other womans find man not husband man. womans tell man i can paint a green broom this will make him says you have the good wife you have many things you are able to do. the man will say we have the marrieds now the woman will say ok. then no more vibrations with the husband of other woman. vibrations are for only one not for many womans what? ok.
    Ok, I think I understand. A man with many vibrations is having sex with women that are not his wife. The wife needs to find a man that only has vibrations for her and to show him that she is a good woman with many talents, she paints him a green broom. Am I correct? Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking.
    this is truth ok. i live in usa before i live in republique du congo.
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  • BiggerinRealLifeBiggerinRealLife member
    Rumparoo said:
    cyclonewxchick said:
    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.
    I figured it out! Vibrations = sex Green broom for jessntim to jump the broom (have a marriage ceremony) I win.
    to have the vibrations in usa this means sex? the woman on april tell me in usa they say to have the vibrations. ok i learn.
    We did not. You came onto A14 with all your vibrations stuff and it took us just as long as this thread did to figure out what the heck you were talking about.
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  • 2010weddinggal2010weddinggal member
    Psst she got banned jessntim is gone.....
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  • RumparooRumparoo member
    BiggerinRealLife said:
    Rumparoo said:
    cyclonewxchick said:
    husband is not to have the vibrations with many woman this is true yes? who is tim this is man who have vibrations with many womans? this is not good. to fix this find new man tell him i can paint a green broom he will say we have the marrieds now. this is best. you have my welcomes.
    I figured it out! Vibrations = sex Green broom for jessntim to jump the broom (have a marriage ceremony) I win.
    to have the vibrations in usa this means sex? the woman on april tell me in usa they say to have the vibrations. ok i learn.
    We did not. You came onto A14 with all your vibrations stuff and it took us just as long as this thread did to figure out what the heck you were talking about.
    the april womans is says stupid go away to learn of the english. i come here practice english. in my language i understand in english it is difficult. maybe in my language you have the difficults. it is not stupid this is word of the bad.
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  • lesliehoyle1lesliehoyle1 member
    I think I kinda get it to, the green broom is a gift for a good marriage, if you sleep around on your husband or wife they take back the broom so the marriage is then bad. So rumparoo is saying that jessntim needs to go find a man that isn't married and marry him instead?
    And I do get that English is hard to learn as a second language and takes a lot of time, so sometimes we ask a lot of questions to understand or we are just really confused
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    flerl was here





    I'm not new. I just hate The Bump. 

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    I'm a little naughty for doing this, but if your HUSBAND is hanging with friends for the afternoon and you're putting off a little housework, read this. But take my advice: pee first, make sure any LOs are occupied, and by no means drink anything while reading. Consider yourself warned!
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