I liked her better when she couldn't spell, use grammar and barley made sense.
This was the most articulate, punctuated missive so far. That, plus that it was written in the morning, makes me feel like my long-held suspicion that she's been writing drunk late at night all this time is true.
Fell in Love: January 2003
Married: May 2006
Baby Girl Born: April 2014 If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
I bet you a $5000 baby shower she creates a new account and shows back up!
It was $5000 for the venue, dear. Tip of the money iceberg. And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
Fell in Love: January 2003
Married: May 2006
Baby Girl Born: April 2014 If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
I bet you a $5000 baby shower she creates a new account and shows back up!
It was $5000 for the venue, dear. Tip of the money iceberg. And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
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PAL Sep challenge George Takei
Started dating in 5/9/05, Married 6/25/11
Started TTC Feb 2013, BFP #1 3/4/13 EDD 11/10/13. MMC 4/9/13 D&C 4/22/13.
BFP #2 7/17/13, EDD 3/29/14 ended in a CP on 7/22/13.
BFP#3 8/19/13 EDD 5/3/14 Nerdling was born 4/29/14, welcome little one!
I bet you a $5000 baby shower she creates a new account and shows back up!
It was $5000 for the venue, dear. Tip of the money iceberg. And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
Well suck it up buttercup bc I'm only betting $5000! And possibly throwing in an over the top push present if you're lucky.
I bet you a $5000 baby shower she creates a new account and shows back up!
It was $5000 for the venue, dear. Tip of the money iceberg.
And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
was a $5K deposit on the venue. It was actually going to cost a total of $10K for the location alone. I bet her gift bags are right out of Bridesmaids with little puppies in each one
I bet you a $5000 baby shower she creates a new account and shows back up!
It was $5000 for the venue, dear. Tip of the money iceberg. And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
Well suck it up buttercup bc I'm only betting $5000! And possibly throwing in an over the top push present if you're lucky.
I bet you a $5000 baby shower she creates a new account and shows back up!
It was $5000 for the venue, dear. Tip of the money iceberg. And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
was a $5K deposit on the venue. It was actually going to cost a total of $10K for the location alone. I bet her gift bags are right out of Bridesmaids with little puppies in each one With diamond collars.
PAL Sep challenge George Takei
Started dating in 5/9/05, Married 6/25/11
Started TTC Feb 2013, BFP #1 3/4/13 EDD 11/10/13. MMC 4/9/13 D&C 4/22/13.
BFP #2 7/17/13, EDD 3/29/14 ended in a CP on 7/22/13.
BFP#3 8/19/13 EDD 5/3/14 Nerdling was born 4/29/14, welcome little one!
I've only been here for 2 weeks so I think I missed most of the drama. I went waaaaay back on the board to see what I missed. Holy Crow! That woman was a piece of work!
wysbaby will be back, in disguise we will just have to keep our eye out for the newbie that's talking about No weight gain No morning sickness No food aversions Has tons of energy All her clothes fit like a glove Pregnancy farts smell like flowers Has a great bowel movement daily And a sex drive like Jenna Jameson.
If you suspect it's her just throw out something tooth related and see if she is able to resist. Like, "oww I have a toothache any ideas what to do?" It will be her if the response is something illogical like to suck your husbands d@!*.
Me too, I really don't enjoy any drama on here, I come here for pregnancy related things, not to go back and forth with anyone, and not that I did personally but just reading it all was too much. Now every new person I'm questioning if its her.
Ok so I've had time to chew on being the mod and I've decided that I probably shouldn't be a mod. I am not sure that I could remain impartial. Andplusalso I have just started class so time is not on my side, thanks for the nomination though
PAL Sep challenge George Takei
Started dating in 5/9/05, Married 6/25/11
Started TTC Feb 2013, BFP #1 3/4/13 EDD 11/10/13. MMC 4/9/13 D&C 4/22/13.
BFP #2 7/17/13, EDD 3/29/14 ended in a CP on 7/22/13.
BFP#3 8/19/13 EDD 5/3/14 Nerdling was born 4/29/14, welcome little one!
Ok so I've had time to chew on being the mod and I've decided that I probably shouldn't be a mod. I am not sure that I could remain impartial. Andplusalso I have just started class so time is not on my side, thanks for the nomination though
you would have been a good one.
Although this brings up a good point ... I know there was some hub-bub in an earlier mod conversation about being skeptical of anyone who volunteered to be a mod - some seemed to think that it was presumptuous. However, we really do need to make sure that the people nominated are willing to put in the time required. So if anyone feels like they have the time to commit and would like to volunteer, I say throw your name out here and don't be shy.
To recap - @serenla told @bumpjackie that we'd leave the nominations (and I'll add volunteers) open for another day to see where we land. That was yesterday. So I've taken the liberty of going back through this thread to gather all the names of those nominated into one place - mostly for my own sanity because I was losing track. So below is a list of all the names that have been thrown out and a note of whether they have accepted or declined the nomination:
If I missed anyone please let me know - if I missed an accept or decline please let me know and I'll edit this post.
For those who have neither accepted or declined, will you comment below with your response so we know whether or not to include you in the poll?
For those wishing to still nominate or volunteer, shall we say last call tonight by 11:00 Pacific Time? Add your name in a comment here and I'll edit this post to keep a running list and update it tomorrow morning? Make sure to use the @ when nominating someone so they can reply with an acceptance or declination.
I'm happy to create the official poll with the final list of names tomorrow unless someone else has a plan. I don't want to step on toes...I'm fine just being the name keeper and someone else can create the poll.
ETA: updated list
05/31/1997: Married DH - Began TTC right away | 08/2002: Diagnosed with PCOS, Endometriosis
10/05/2005: Adpoted DS - Funniest boy ever! 09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube 08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Underwent Gastric Bypass 01/06/2014 to help with PCOS and weight. Lost 186 lbs - had to TTA for 1 year Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015 ++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
"Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost." ~ Romans 15:13
Okay, at this point who do we have that has either been nominated as a mod and accepts, or has volunteered for the "position"? We should get a poll going soon.
I've never used the bump until this pregnancy and feel like I can't always be impartial. Plus I know there are quite a few people who threw me in the "crazy" category when I was annoyed with all the snark at the beginning of my time here. I've definitely come to peace with all of that since then but I'm sure grudges are still being held!
April 2014 May Siggy Challenge: Funny Animals- Kangaroo Mating Ritual
Okay, at this point who do we have that has either been nominated as a mod and accepts, or has volunteered for the "position"? We should get a poll going soon.
See my reply directly above yours, we probably posted at the same time.
05/31/1997: Married DH - Began TTC right away | 08/2002: Diagnosed with PCOS, Endometriosis
10/05/2005: Adpoted DS - Funniest boy ever! 09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube 08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Underwent Gastric Bypass 01/06/2014 to help with PCOS and weight. Lost 186 lbs - had to TTA for 1 year Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015 ++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
"Now the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, that ye may abound in hope, through the power of the Holy Ghost." ~ Romans 15:13
Re: Moderator Nominees
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
DS #1 born 05/25/2012
BFP#2: 06/12/2013 ---- loss
DS #2 born 4/08/2014
BPF#4: 2/1/2016 --- 2/23/2016 suspected molar pregnancy--- 3/15/2016 D&E - diagnosis MM
BFP#5 - 9/22/2016
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I also choose colleenswerb because we both like chicken nuggets (and so do our kids)
I put in another vote for acaawkard bc... mean girls gifs.
Wow!! All that class just caught up with her. And @DemoDoll does have some pretty rockin hair.
Wow!! All that class just caught up with her. And @DemoDoll does have some pretty rockin hair.
But my insides are ugly! The hair is just a trick to lure you in.
And yup. She'll be back. We'll have to keep a vigilant eye out and in the meantime HAVE SEVERAL SEATS!!! Hahaha!
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
was a $5K deposit on the venue. It was actually going to cost a total of $10K for the location alone. I bet her gift bags are right out of Bridesmaids with little puppies in each one
was a $5K deposit on the venue. It was actually going to cost a total of $10K for the location alone. I bet her gift bags are right out of Bridesmaids with little puppies in each one
With diamond collars.
10 year old boy - April 13th 2003
MMC Feb 20th - May 20th finished naturally
BFP on July 25th 2013 LMP June 28th 2013
we will just have to keep our eye out for the newbie that's talking about
No weight gain
No morning sickness
No food aversions
Has tons of energy
All her clothes fit like a glove
Pregnancy farts smell like flowers
Has a great bowel movement daily
And a sex drive like Jenna Jameson.
Although this brings up a good point ... I know there was some hub-bub in an earlier mod conversation about being skeptical of anyone who volunteered to be a mod - some seemed to think that it was presumptuous. However, we really do need to make sure that the people nominated are willing to put in the time required. So if anyone feels like they have the time to commit and would like to volunteer, I say throw your name out here and don't be shy.
To recap - @serenla told @bumpjackie that we'd leave the nominations (and I'll add volunteers) open for another day to see where we land. That was yesterday. So I've taken the liberty of going back through this thread to gather all the names of those nominated into one place - mostly for my own sanity because I was losing track. So below is a list of all the names that have been thrown out and a note of whether they have accepted or declined the nomination:
@ColleenSwerb - declined
@SpasticFantastic - declined
@Twirple - declined
@jap618 - declined
@thomas930 - accepted
@acaawkward - accepted
@lalamama81
@WifeofaComposer - accepted
@BeeBee08 - declined
@Serenla - declined
@nikki912 - declined
@CalinAZ
@sunlavendar - declined
@sueann911 - declined
@rrdiva1 - declined
@dajhughes - If I can share the time with a co-mod, I'd do it
If I missed anyone please let me know - if I missed an accept or decline please let me know and I'll edit this post.
For those who have neither accepted or declined, will you comment below with your response so we know whether or not to include you in the poll?
For those wishing to still nominate or volunteer, shall we say last call tonight by 11:00 Pacific Time? Add your name in a comment here and I'll edit this post to keep a running list and update it tomorrow morning? Make sure to use the @ when nominating someone so they can reply with an acceptance or declination.
I'm happy to create the official poll with the final list of names tomorrow unless someone else has a plan. I don't want to step on toes...I'm fine just being the name keeper and someone else can create the poll.
ETA: updated list
09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube
08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015
++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015
I respectfully decline
I've never used the bump until this pregnancy and feel like I can't always be impartial. Plus I know there are quite a few people who threw me in the "crazy" category when I was annoyed with all the snark at the beginning of my time here. I've definitely come to peace with all of that since then but I'm sure grudges are still being held!
09/2007: Ectopic with rupture - lost right tube | 09/2012: Ectopic - saved the left tube
08/05/2013: BFP not ectopic | EDD: 4/22/2014 | 09/15/2013: Miscarried at home
Burned the bench 01/20/15 - Medicated Cycle with Clomid and HCG trigger shot on 02/08/2015
++++ BFP 2/17/18 ++++ EDD 10/26/2015