FFFC!

SLaBM2B · September 2013

Give me something juicy!!!! I don't want any of this, "I ate 10 cookies yesterday" crap... I want to know that you're feeding your LO rice cereal already, and that you're giving them water, and that you let them CIO!

You are, aren't you?

SLaBM2B · September 2013

There is this song... I don't know who sings it, but it goes, "B!tches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks. They can lick my balls & suck on my d!ck" (#classy)

Anyway, from time to time it pops up in my head in the morning, ya know, like a bad Nickelback song that just won't go away.

This morning, it was in my head while I was showering, so I was singing it.. it stayed in my head through my morning ritual... It even stayed in my head while I was changing Rad's diaper and dressing him. Next thing I know, Im singing it out loud and making Radley dance to it (arms making gangster gestures). My H walks in and says, "Really Stel? That's the song you choose to sing to our son?"

Woops................ O_o

#Klassy

[-X

JinglesChic · September 2013

I'm a bottle proper.

ChristyD6 · September 2013

SLaBM2B said:
There is this song... I don't know who sings it, but it goes, "B!tches ain't nothing but ho's and tricks. They can lick my balls & suck on my d!ck" (#classy)

Anyway, from time to time it pops up in my head in the morning, ya know, like a bad Nickelback song that just won't go away.

This morning, it was in my head while I was showering, so I was singing it.. it stayed in my head through my morning ritual... It even stayed in my head while I was changing Rad's diaper and dressing him. Next thing I know, Im singing it out loud and making Radley dance to it (arms making gangster gestures). My H walks in and says, "Really Stel? That's the song you choose to sing to our son?"

Woops................ O_o

#Klassy
[-X

I sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to yard" to Ayla. Oops!

ChristyD6 · September 2013

PG confession but I'm only packing maternity jeans for my trip this weekend even though regular jeans kinda fit. They just aren't as comfy!

SLaBM2B · September 2013

JinglesChic said:

I'm a bottle proper.

I am too. And I've been flamed and was told that I am not providing my son with a nurturing environment and am not bonding with him... The pic I posted was a joke though, but I do prop when he's in my lap, and sometimes in the boppy if I am trying to get stuff done and he's screaming. Sorry, not perfect, never will be.

SLaBM2B · September 2013

ktjayne1119 said:

I watch way too much football and spend most of the time ranking which player looks best in their tight pants. If I don't have a particular team I'm cheering for I go with whoever has the player I'd most like to bang and cheer for them... Makes the season more entertaining.

I do this with MMA fighters.

JinglesChic · September 2013

All these people who are like "Yay PSL are back!""So ready for fall!""Can't wait for scarf season!" make me want to slap them. The faster fall comes, the faster winter comes. And I hate having my entire body bundled and still feel like a popsicle for a solid 4+ months.

SLaBM2B · September 2013

measton8809 said:

My daughter started noticing the tv more. I told my husband that we need to be more aware of when she can see it and make an effort to turn it off. I have not changed anything yet. I'm making no effort. Also. I'll go there. Lilly has bad reflux. We have her on Enfamil AR with the rice cereal in it but we also bought rice cereal to use just in case. Both were the recommendation of her doctor. When I asked about the unnecessary calories and arsenic in the rice he said that the calories aren't a concern because Lilly is in the 15% for weight. As far as the arsenic he said the amount is so minute that it wouldn't effect her. We haven't used the cereal yet but if theAR didn't work, we would. And one last one I won't give Lilly Tylenol until the very second the doctor said she needed it. I don't have it in the house. I will however pop ibuprofen for every ache and pain for myself.

My doc also suggested a teaspoon of rice cereal in Rad's bottle for reflux. I haven't had to use it, but to me it seems better than putting him on medication (only b/c he doesnt have it that bad - I understand for kids who have it really bad).

Also, Radley has noticed the TV too.. he especially notices it during UFC & Bellator fights (and TUF since the season just restarted). Do we change the channel? No. Do we encourage him to be an MMA fighter, yes.

ChristyD6 · September 2013

MIL was here for 3.5weeks starting two days before my PP checkup. There was no way we were waiting so we had super painful first time after baby sex with MIL sharing a wall. Oops!

HeartLikeMine3 · September 2013

I cried the other day because my friends were drinking margaritas at the pool and I wanted to be there. Selfish immature mommy!

SLaBM2B · September 2013

measton8809 said:

Can we spice things up around here? I have sex toys and watch porn on occasion. I've never watched with my husband. I also take things into my own hands sometimes ;-)

I just bought a new sex toy. Postpartum confession: I masterbated before I had sex w/ my H.

ChristyD6 · September 2013

Ohh another. I fuss at DH whenever he's watching tv or playing with his phone while he holds LO bc he needs to stare deeply into her eyes and bond dammit! But ummm I'm very guilty of fbing the entire time I'm nursing her.

KentuckyKate · September 2013

I drink both alcohol and caffeine all the time and I EBF.

ChristyD6 · September 2013

KentuckyKate said:
I drink both alcohol and caffeine all the time and I EBF.

+1

megaroo64 · September 2013

My SIL decided she never wants to stay with us again because apparently we have too many rules. I should have clarified as to what "rules" she was talking about (because there aren't any) but I was afraid I would end up talking her in to staying with us again, which I don't want. I am willing to let her think that H and I are crazy dictators if it means she won't stay with us anymore.

YellowLily2013 · September 2013

We have the piano mat on our ottoman. I'm going to be sad when he starts to roll and we have to move it to the floor! We have a lab and she sheads all over the place and its just gross to put him on the floor. We'll have to put up baby gates to keep the dog out of the room. It'll be a sad day.

Also, I don't sterilize bottles or pump parts. Eh, I feel like they are getting clean enough with the hot soapy water.

I let lo nap on his stomach on our firm couch. Yep, I said it. I'm next to him and he's safe. And the couch is huge. He's not into any cushions or close to falling off of it. And he also has a loose blanket over his back for naps.

Flame away! I don't feel like in putting my lo in any danger though.

SLaBM2B · September 2013

YellowLily2013 said:

We have the piano mat on our ottoman. I'm going to be sad when he starts to roll and we have to move it to the floor! We have a lab and she sheads all over the place and its just gross to put him on the floor. We'll have to put up baby gates to keep the dog out of the room. It'll be a sad day. Also, I don't sterilize bottles or pump parts. Eh, I feel like they are getting clean enough with the hot soapy water. I let lo nap on his stomach on our firm couch. Yep, I said it. I'm next to him and he's safe. And the couch is huge. He's not into any cushions or close to falling off of it. And he also has a loose blanket over his back for naps. Flame away! I don't feel like in putting my lo in any danger though.

I dont think it's flame worthy when you're watching your LO. At least, thats my opinion.

SLaBM2B · September 2013

I have another one. Radley doesnt roll yet, so I have yet to buckle up his swing. He's never in his swing unsupervised though.

GingerBabyTX · September 2013

Sometimes when I'm driving home from work, I will briefly wish it were still just me and my hubby because I just want to chill out and fall asleep watching baseball on TV. (Then I promptly feel like the Worst Mom Ever)

SLaBM2B · September 2013

adri823 said:

DH and I had sex this morning while DD was asleep in her co-sleeper right next to us.

BTDT

GingerBabyTX · September 2013

YellowLily2013 said:

Also, I don't sterilize bottles or pump parts. Eh, I feel like they are getting clean enough with the hot soapy water.

I wasn't doing this either, but then when I got an infection (MRSA of all effing things) and an abscess from the clogged duct, I was WISHING I'd sterilized them more often. Not even sure that's what caused it, but it's the first thing that came to my mind. NOT flaming!! Just saying!

TheTamedShrew · September 2013

I watch E! news way more than I watch the regular news.

I flame myself for it all the time, but as much as it's great to be up on current events, sometimes I just want to stay in my cave and be entertained instead of being depressed by what's going on in the world. Sad, I know.

SLaBM2B · September 2013

@jo27key I am the same way... Everything makes me so sad and scared. Yesterday there was an exuberant amount of depressing posts on my FB newsfeed. It's awful.

I'd rather veg out and watch stupid reality TV.

ChristyD6 · September 2013

stackie16 said:
I leave LO alone on the play mat in the room with the dog often.

Whenever LO is on her mat and I want to leave the room I try to get Flower (dog) to come with me so I'm not leaving them alone. Sometimes I swear the dog rolls her eyes and is like we're cool mom just leave us alone!

ConnieRob · September 2013

DH left for a work retreat, he will be gone until Monday. He hates these things and was really dreading it. All I could thin was tht he gets to hang out at a cool lodge, have fancy dinners and drinks and no crying baby or taLkative 5 year old all weekend. I'd happily put up with some team building for that and all he could do was whine!

I made a pan of brownies at 8am.

riansmommie · September 2013

measton8809 said:
Can we spice things up around here?

I have sex toys and watch porn on occasion. I've never watched with my husband.

I also take things into my own hands sometimes ;-)

Hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. My hubby deploys for months at a time, if I didnt have toys/porn I would be a raging bitch!! I get mean if Im not satisfied in that area of my life every now and again.

JinglesChic · September 2013

measton8809 said:

Can we spice things up around here? I have sex toys and watch porn on occasion. I've never watched with my husband. I also take things into my own hands sometimes ;-)

This is me all the time. I have also admitted to being polyamerous, so I have had a boyfriend and husband before - with both of them knowing and being cool with it.

TheTamedShrew · September 2013

I know! It's sad how much current info I get from my newsfeed rather than any conscious effort to be in the know. When the Boston marathon went down, I looked up from my iPhone and said "why is everyone posting prayers for Boston on FB??"

My DH was appalled and disappointed.

Meanwhile, back to the trashy Miley updates..

BabyShanteau · September 2013

ChristyD6 said:

Ohh another. I fuss at DH whenever he's watching tv or playing with his phone while he holds LO bc he needs to stare deeply into her eyes and bond dammit! But ummm I'm very guilty of fbing the entire time I'm nursing her.

Gawd, I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I could have written this myself.

BabyShanteau · September 2013

VASC said:

KentuckyKate said:

I drink both alcohol and caffeine all the time and I EBF.

+2.

+3

KateNP2013 · September 2013

Sex is better post-baby and we have it everyday. Yes...DD is in the room and sometimes she is asleep and sometimes she is awake. Once she was in the bed and smiled at us.

TheTamedShrew · September 2013

KateNP2013 said:
Sex is better post-baby and we have it everyday. Yes...DD is in the room and sometimes she is asleep and sometimes she is awake. Once she was in the bed and smiled at us.

Hahahaha!

KellenHi21 · September 2013

ChristyD6 said:
Ohh another. I fuss at DH whenever he's watching tv or playing with his phone while he holds LO bc he needs to stare deeply into her eyes and bond dammit! But ummm I'm very guilty of fbing the entire time I'm nursing her.

Lol I could have written this!

FordFalcor · September 2013

KateNP2013 said:
Once she was in the bed and smiled at us.

Oh dear. This is liable to get you flamed. I'm not the resident flamer ::giggle:: but you had better be ready for some heat.

KellenHi21 · September 2013

BabyShanteau said:

VASC said:

KentuckyKate said:

I drink both alcohol and caffeine all the time and I EBF.

+2.

+3

+4 but I only drink alcohol at night when lo has gone to bed so there's 7-9 hrs b4 I have to bf again.

KellenHi21 · September 2013

Also: I havent given lo the vitamin d drops the pedi gave me.

HeartLikeMine3 · September 2013

Heres another I want to quit breastfeeding because I am sick of looking at myself without Botox, plus this baby is playing tug of war with my nips lately and making me feel less guilty about stopping !

tiffletons518 · September 2013

Sex confessions today huh? My 7 year old walked in on me and my H once. We live in a bungalow, our room is upstairs, there is no door. And, those who have older kids know... once they can get out of bed.. all bets are off. It was like 1am, thank GOD we were under the covers, we were on our sides with him behind me. When I heard her walk up the last stair (it squeaks) I pulled the covers over the top half of me. She thought we were just cuddling. I suppose one of them is bound to bust us eventually and us not be able to lie our way out of it. I don't look forward to that day.

SLaBM2B · September 2013

ihearttab said:

Once she was in the bed and smiled at us.
Oh dear. This is liable to get you flamed. I'm not the resident flamer ::giggle:: but you had better be ready for some heat.

Im waiting for it as well, but I don't think its coming... With that said, I never had sex w/ baby in bed with us, but I did have sex with him in the RnP while he was awake. I felt HORRIBLE after. Can't take it back, so I will just own it.

WasNotWas · September 2013

You ladies are frisky today! I haven't had sex with MH and that's ok with me. I was SUPER horny when I was pregnant, but now I'm like meh, about it.

Sometimes I think Ty won't be as cute as his brother because he's a chubby ginge. Let's hope they don't discover this in the future

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