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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    See, LuckyDad?

    I pick on you here, but DUDE, I am the magnet for getting picked on IRL.

    I will not even tell you what they did to my phone.

    I blocked them all on FB for 5 minutes for that one. I hope they've learned their lesson.

    I'm picking up that picking on Sookie IRL = good times. 

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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  • imageCTGirl30:
    imageLuckyDad:
    Confezzion:nbsp;I have a ridiculous crush on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer:nbsp;At the same time, she makes me feel like a mild failure in life. She's less than 5 years older than me, is CEO of a huge if troubled company and carried a baby. I can see where men have mixed feelings about accomplished women. Cuz she intrigues yet confuses me.
    I think we are probably all inferior to that woman.

    She probably doesn't return her shopping car though.

    Actually, she probably sends her assistant to CostCo for her :P 

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    Damn it, mbenny. I was just scrubbing that from my mind.

    You eat period crackers today.

    Period crackers DO NOT sound appetizing.

     



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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    imagemissyishere:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    Damn it, mbenny. I was just scrubbing that from my mind.

    You eat period crackers today.

    Period crackers DO NOT sound appetizing.

     

    ::tongues spring roll and winks::

    All this dirty talk is going to be real awkward when we run into each other at Benny's house later.



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    imageCTGirl30:
    imageLuckyDad:
    Confezzion:nbsp;I have a ridiculous crush on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer:nbsp;At the same time, she makes me feel like a mild failure in life. She's less than 5 years older than me, is CEO of a huge if troubled company and carried a baby. I can see where men have mixed feelings about accomplished women. Cuz she intrigues yet confuses me.
    I think we are probably all inferior to that woman.

    She probably doesn't return her shopping car though.

    Actually, she probably sends her assistant to CostCo for her :P 

    HA! 

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    I'd trois with you, missy, but I'd probs get too jealous and end up lighting your hair on fire.

    I know you probably like your hair, so y'know, that's something to consider.

    Light my hair on fire all you want, Sooks.  I just need his face.  That beautiful mouth.  ::waits for CG to come guns a blazin::



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  • imageHilarityEnsued:

    I just made homemade (I guess that's implied) batter for vanilla bean custard. It is chilling overnight and tomorrow it will turn into delicious frozen ice cream/custard. 

    I am making a new chocolate chip cookie recipe to make cookie ice cream sandwiches.

    I have no confession I just wanted to let y'all know how I spent the last 90 mins. Making ice cream ain't easy, yo.  

    No, it's not, but it's sofaking good.



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  • imageandrea99:

    That was my favorite part of my internship:  Costco errands for the boss.  We referred to them as "field trips."  Found what he needed in the first ten minutes, spent another hour d!cking around.

    Of course, the boss knows you're doing that. They just don't care. They let you think you're getting away with something, but really, you're just saving them the guilt of feeling bad when they ask you to do something tedious and possibly pointless later.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imagemissyishere:
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    I'd trois with you, missy, but I'd probs get too jealous and end up lighting your hair on fire.

    I know you probably like your hair, so y'know, that's something to consider.

    Light my hair on fire all you want, Sooks.  I just need his face.  That beautiful mouth.  ::waits for CG to come guns a blazin::

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  • imageCinemaGoddess:
    imagemissyishere:

    Light my hair on fire all you want, Sooks.  I just need his face.  That beautiful mouth.  ::waits for CG to come guns a blazin::

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  • imagembenit4:

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    I can't remember the last time I changed the sheets on DD1's bed. Embarrassed

    I'm amazed a child's bedsheets can go that long without any sort of bodily fluid on them demanding a change! That's a long time with no accidents!!! 

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    I'd trois with you, missy, but I'd probs get too jealous and end up lighting your hair on fire.

    I hate it when you're in the middle of a good trois and someone lights someone's hair on fire. 

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imageHolls2011:

    I want to cry.  I need to find a friend that wouldn't mind me using their HBO GO account stat. I heard it has been getting really good and I am super upset I cancelled cable.

    It's really not getting good. I'm still cautiously hopeful it will turn around, but we're halfway through. Lafayette is being wasted on the C storyline. He is literally following Sam around because he has nothing else to do. 

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My coworker was at my desk chatting when she stopped midsentence and totally ditzed out. When she got back to her desk, she PMed me that she just saw another coworker pick her nose and eat it.
    This day is so winning.

    Someone found her gold.


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  • Stories about coworkers eating their boogers > stories about period sex.

     

     

    FACT. 

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    I can't even concentrate. It's hot as balls in here because the AC is a Directionator and now people are eating boogers and I'm laughing and hungover and sweating and I look manic.

    How can I work like this?

    You're hung over at 4 PM?

    Was this from a 3 martini lunch, or did you just have a REALLY good night last night? 

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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  • A lot of people have said they don't like Robin Thicke because he looks too much like his dad.

    I don't think he looks that much like his dad, really.  There is a resemblance, but unless I see their pictures next to each other, I wouldn't make the connection.

    Not like Donald and Kiefer Sutherland. 

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.



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