Last weekend it was super rainy so we decided to take Betsy to see Despicable Me 2. I bought the tickets in advance online. When we got to the theater, it was POURING. Halfway across the parking lot, the wind killed my umbrella and I had to run with Betsy the rest of the way. By the time we made it inside we were both as drenched as if we'd just jumped in a swimming pool fully clothed. We should've just gone home. But instead I tried to dry us under the hand dryer in the bathroom. The noise scared Betsy so badly that she bolted from the bathroom and across the lobby before we could catch her. So then I made DH hold her in her underwear outside of the bathroom while I dried off her dress, my shirt and my hair under the hand dryer. Then we were all sightly damp and uncomfortable for the entire movie. And it wasn't even very good.
My confession is that I knew we should have just gone home immediately after getting drenched. But I had already paid $27 for tickets so I made us stay.
Assuming your Dh drove, why didn't he just drop you guys off at the door??
You can't really get dropped at the door because the theater fronts this big open courtyard thing (it's in an outdoor mall type place). It wasn't much more of a walk from the side lot and since I had an umbrella I thought we'd be fine. Not so much.
Bummer
It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
I was looking at my phone while DD was climbing onto the chair this morning with her cereal bowl in one hand. I leaned down to help her and somehow lost control of my phone.
I dropped it onto her back. Cue epic crying fit from DD and absolutely the largest pile of Mommy Guilt for me. I should have not been on my phone.
But some good did come out of it. We got have a major cuddle session and I almost never get any cuddles anymore because DD is so on the go all the time. So that was nice.
Of course, it would have been nicer if the extra cuddles didn't come because of something I did...
Is that RTV in this pic? It looks like him and it seems like something he would do.
I must've missed it. Why the RTV hate? I saw I think Gravy mention she had it out with him too...
<---- clueless
It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
I must've missed it. Why the RTV hate? I saw I think Gravy mention she had it out with him too...
<---- clueless
I was here, reread the bumped threads and still don't really get it.
And yes, I stole this from CG. I love it.
Love the pic- I feel this way about most of the drama I read on TB.
He caused a shiit storm on my (usually peaceful) BMB about a woman who had a miscarriage. I never understood why he was welcomed over here with welcome arms after that, since so many have dealt with loss here...
It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
I must've missed it. Why the RTV hate? I saw I think Gravy mention she had it out with him too...
<---- clueless
I was here, reread the bumped threads and still don't really get it.
And yes, I stole this from CG. I love it.
Love the pic- I feel this way about most of the drama I read on TB.
He caused a shiit storm on my (usually peaceful) BMB about a woman who had a miscarriage. I never understood why he was welcomed over here with welcome arms after that, since so many have dealt with loss here...
LINK PLEASE.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Someone please give the me the cliffnotes of that RTV thread, as TB is blocked for me at work.
I always said he struck me as the kind of guy who's nice to you until he gets drunk at a party and calls you a biitcch when you best him in an argument.
He's THAT guy.
We all know that guy.
It was the aftermath of a thread he DDed where he apparently asked about miscarriage and then judged what women did with the remains of early term losses. I think. It was one of those threads where you had to piece it together.
He said he wouldn't DD then the thread disappeared and he claimed the admins deleted it because he didn't. He then basically said don't post intimate stories like MC online if you don't want people to talk about it.
Someone correct any errors on my recap.
He also claimed he received PMs from posters threatening him, which I don't buy.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
Holy shizz, that RTV thread was f-ing awful. I thought people were just about the spencers t-shirts thread. I definitely have a different opinion of him now.
Lyfe is good right now, guise. I'm about to get out of Buttfcuk, Nowhere. I'm gonna live away from cows and chickens. I'm getting a smartphone. And I'm having CG come stay with me next April and I'm smelling her hair.
My hair smells like Suave and awesome.
We are going to be watching ALLLL the Sherlock and drinking ALLLL the alcohol.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I have another confession. I'm dreading my 6wk pp checkup today because it's hot as Hades here and I also get the nervous sweats at the doctor's office...sorry, OB, if I end up with swamp crotch for my exam. Eeek.
I have another confession. I'm dreading my 6wk pp checkup today because it's hot as Hades here and I also get the nervous sweats at the doctor's office...sorry, OB, if I end up with swamp crotch for my exam. Eeek.
Just remember, your doctor has seen worse.
Like nasty diseased ones. Swampy at 6w pp is nothing.
Exactly.
One time in high school my DH told me he wanted to be a gyno when he grew up. Then I told him about all the nasty s'hit gynos have to see and even worse smell. He dropped that idea pretty quick like.
This one time, I had lunch and now I feel like a cow that cannibalized its own kind, smothered in cheese to boot.
Now I have cannibalism guilt to go with the calorie-bomb guilt. Because it was fcvking delicious.
This one time I ate avocado egg rolls and talked too much.
Remember that time I had 2 drinks and you only had 1 and then I took 3 pieces of cheesecake home?
But but alcohol rejects me, and I was trying to be cool and want more, but I felt too nervous. And I was going to get the cheesecake, but I got too distracted with babbling.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
I have another confession. I'm dreading my 6wk pp checkup today because it's hot as Hades here and I also get the nervous sweats at the doctor's office...sorry, OB, if I end up with swamp crotch for my exam. Eeek.
Just remember, your doctor has seen worse.
Everyone gets a little swampy some times.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
I have a ridiculous crush on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer:
At the same time, she makes me feel like a mild failure in life. She's less than 5 years older than me, is CEO of a huge (if troubled) company and carried a baby. I can see where men have mixed feelings about accomplished women. Cuz she intrigues yet confuses me.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
I'm actually caught up on work, thanks to a jam in the pipeline upstream from me. I'm catching up on paperwork and documentation today and cleaning. That's realistically 2, maybe 3 hours of work.
I have no intention of trying to make-work for myself for the rest of those hours. I might, might do a little prep work to make Monday morning a tad easier on myself I suppose. I'm usually a jerkface to Future Me, so I owe Me one.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
Re: FFFC
Bummer
I must've missed it. Why the RTV hate? I saw I think Gravy mention she had it out with him too...
<---- clueless
Love the pic- I feel this way about most of the drama I read on TB.
He caused a shiit storm on my (usually peaceful) BMB about a woman who had a miscarriage. I never understood why he was welcomed over here with welcome arms after that, since so many have dealt with loss here...
LINK PLEASE.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I love the way people with certain accents pronounce vacuum. Somehow they make it sound like Fa-Quo.
The original was DD'd but here is the follow up:
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/1/69160811/ShowThread.aspx
He stopped posting over there after that. I hate to bring up old drama... Sorry for being that girl!
Really? I didn't realize I throw hissys...
Also, F You internet. I can't find a picture of Cumberbatch eating a cracker (or biscuit, as he would say). I'm stuck with this.
Hehehe.
I'll confess that it took me foreva to get your sense of humor. Like, I thought you were funny at first. Then snarky. Now? Hilarious.
This is you and me:
Don't worry though, I'll take the negative end of the spectrum.
This one time I ate avocado egg rolls and talked too much.
He also claimed he received PMs from posters threatening him, which I don't buy.
My hair smells like Suave and awesome.
We are going to be watching ALLLL the Sherlock and drinking ALLLL the alcohol.
Unable to even.
********************
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Just remember, your doctor has seen worse.
Just wait what I can do with a corn dog.
Exactly.
One time in high school my DH told me he wanted to be a gyno when he grew up. Then I told him about all the nasty s'hit gynos have to see and even worse smell. He dropped that idea pretty quick like.
But but alcohol rejects me, and I was trying to be cool and want more, but I felt too nervous. And I was going to get the cheesecake, but I got too distracted with babbling.
Everyone gets a little swampy some times.
Confezzion:
I have a ridiculous crush on Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer:
At the same time, she makes me feel like a mild failure in life. She's less than 5 years older than me, is CEO of a huge (if troubled) company and carried a baby. I can see where men have mixed feelings about accomplished women. Cuz she intrigues yet confuses me.
Weaksauce confession:
I'm actually caught up on work, thanks to a jam in the pipeline upstream from me. I'm catching up on paperwork and documentation today and cleaning. That's realistically 2, maybe 3 hours of work.
I have no intention of trying to make-work for myself for the rest of those hours. I might, might do a little prep work to make Monday morning a tad easier on myself I suppose. I'm usually a jerkface to Future Me, so I owe Me one.