So I was modeling some new clothes to DH and put on a cute new bra i got to show him and asked him if he thought I looked sexy in it. He said ... "For a pregnant woman..." Seriously dude??? What kind of a response is that? Geez thanks for making me feel totally not attractive now.
Re: Husband vent
Dude is cruising for a bruising. I'd tell him his face looks pretty good for an asshat...
Lol H, remove head from sphincter, then speak!
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards:
My husband told me (as I was shopping for maternity clothes) "that I may want to avoid horizontal stripes." I just looked at him and he quickly was like "No no no that came out wrong! You'll look great in anything! I just heard that somewhere..." Total Homer 'Doh!' moment.
Foot.In.Mouth.