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August 2013 Moms
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Re: FFFC
Happy Birthday Sol
I was filling up at the gas station the other day and let a huuuuuge one rip! For some reason I didn't think anything of it-- it just HAD to come out. A 20-something-year-old guy (he was cute) driving a Jeep then peeks around from the other side of the pump to see the source. He didn't say anything, but his eyes were as wide as donuts.
::::note to self: order Grease on Netflix this weekend::::
I am thinking about getting a little revenge on DH. Normally he is always hit the bed and fall asleep instantly. I am the one with insomnia and spend hours tossing and turning trying to sleep. Well last night I was so exhausted I probably could have fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed. But NO DH decides he can't sleep and has to lay in bed playing on his frickin phone half the night. Every time I almost fall asleep the stupid thing goes off. So about 1:20 I kindly ask him to please put the phone away and try to get some sleep. He does, but not 15 minutes later he is back on again. So I give him about 10 minutes of the phone going off every two minutes and instead of smashing the phone against the wall like I was so tempted to do, I again asked him nicely to put the phone away. He blows up, jumps out of bed and storms out of the room. Just as I am finally falling asleep he decides to come crawling back in, but he didn't touch the phone again. Well it's 11am here, and he is still sleeping, so I'm thinking about taking my crazy @zz kitten, who is driving me up the wall pouncing on my stomach, and throwing her in bed with DH, and turning on the TV extra loud. He needs to wake the fluck up lol.
*Sorry couldn't find one with out the f bomb.*
Also this ones kinda lame but: I just had nutty buddy ice cream cone for breakfast. And I'm thinking about getting another one lol.
YOU WAKE HIS @SS UP, NOW!
Btw, I love that gif..I forget what that show was called, but I watched the crap out of it. Really makes you love your own life. Ha!
::Chrome thumbs up::
Sometimes, I might be that person who hides the good stuff under the vegetables in the vegetable drawer. DH has a bigger sweet tooth that I do (which is hard to believe), so I hide my sweets from him on his days off. I know he will never check the vegetable drawer. Otherwise, I would be upset when I come home all excited for my cookies or brownies only to find they are gone. I know, I am a horrible person.
If you are horrible, add me to that club. I do the same exact thing. I have been doing it for 5 years now and he has yet to catch on.
Best idea ever!!
No, this makes you a freaking SMART person! Ha! Luckily MH doesn't have a sweet tooth, like, ever. So my candies are safe! Mwahahaha!
Brilliant!
Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies
07/03/2012
08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe
or you're all the way grown,
my promise to you
is you're never alone.
You are my angel, my darling,
my star...and my love will find you,
wherever you are."
This is me too, well minus the no working. I had such good intentions going into pregnancy to be healthy. During 1st tri I felt like I just needed to eat whatever I could that didn't make me sick....well it turned out that was a lot if fast food and sweets. And 2nd tri, yeah I just kept right on with my bad self and have gained 25 lbs so far. Now I feel like a jerk for not doing better for myself and LO. Haven't had my GD test yet, it's June 4th and I'm nervous. Part of me keeps saying its never too late to start being healthy, then the fat girl in me says, "mmmmm brownies, you need brownies"
Baby C - 08.23.13
OMG that is an awesome idea!!! I am going to start doing that.
BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!
If you are referring to the UO thread, I'm pretty sure it's only over on Parenting.
And August 12 may have started a thread about our board
I didn't even have time to read through our own UO thread...I don't understand how people find the time to lurk through every single bump board.
I clicked on Aug 12 instead of Aug 13 and that is when I saw the post. I swear I don't lurk on every board. Just 0-3 months, natural birth, and birth stories. haha.
I don't get it either! I don't even look at all of the posts on our board every day and we're not even as active as other boards! I don't consider those 3 boards as lurking really b/c they pertain to you...or will in the near future! Guess I'm headed over to Parenting. I'm dying to see what others say about us. haha
Baby C - 08.23.13
I went and checked it out, because I'm bored. I don't understand why people think we're so awful? We're a pretty tame board, usually, and suddenly we get some action and we're a bunch of bishes?? Excuse me? Make that make sense.
Also, those ladies from the parenting board need to remember that at one point in time they were FTM's, too, and equally full of stupid questions and comments. A few of them over there acting like they're all high and mighty. News flash! Not all A13 mamas are first timers either!
No, no not you. But the random people that post here confuse me.
And? Like that's supposed to "sting" or something.
I'm LOL at you for even commenting on this thread to tell us how "popular" our board is.
Same. I feel like I waste so much time on here, but I don't read every post and sometimes avoid the long ones. Not sure how you can have a life outside of TB otherwise.
How on earth are you able to still squat to pee?? I'm jealous of you! I need to beef up my leg strength apparently...that or I'm just really fat.
seriously its never to late to be healthy, we have time left! My doc appointment lit a fire under my butt for sure. Ive decided since my sugar was high and I barely passed Im going to eat as if I had failed just to be on the safe side, and I got back into working out (Ive been pretty sporadic lately) I did a total of 3 mi jog/run this morning and I am super excited I ran the first 1.8 mi of it before I had to slow down and alternate between running and walking. Its not fast or anything, but that fact that I CAN still run at all was super motivating and now I feel fantastic! And I have been super energetic all day
My belly's still pretty condensed. That and lots of practice
, ha. I went on a backpacking trip with a girl I was rooming with. She can't squat, at all. So before she "practiced" in our shower. I wasn't too thrilled to find this out, ha.
Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies
07/03/2012
08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe
or you're all the way grown,
my promise to you
is you're never alone.
You are my angel, my darling,
my star...and my love will find you,
wherever you are."
This! And it's good to be popular...screw those bishes in Parenting, they were once here too...
HAhahahha!!! Wow this made my day I love it!!!!
I don't think this is flameworthy. You're not complaining because no one is throwing you a shower. Someone offered to throw one, provided a date to you and still hasnt invited anyone a week away? I would be irritated too. Even if the invites went out today by the time they reach everyone there would only be a few days time before the shower and Monday is a holiday, so no mail delivery.
bahahahaha! Love it!!
I believe you may be my gif soulmate ::insert hearts here::
Holy crap. I'd be a little upset also. This time of year fills up quick and that's barely any notice.