Okay...I really have to go do something productive now.
I get left all alone again.
Guilty confession: I never made it off TB. I was cheating on you with 2nd Tri, Toddlers 12-24, and June 2013...because, you know, people had burning questions about sippy cups and crib bumpers that I just HAD to answer and repeat the exact same thing that everyone else said.
Before I really go this time, I just wanted to report that DS's new favorite thing is to put a Fruit Loop on the floor (hotel carpet....gross), then bend over and eat it off of the floor.
Also, my hotel neighbors probably think I'm yelling at a dog instead of a child because I frequently yell, "DS, OUT!" or "DS, NO!" when he starts to go into the bathroom or kitchen (despite my stack of suitcases in each doorway to block him) - we're on the pet-friendly wing, and I'm sure it sounds like I'm yelling commands to a dog instead of a toddler.
When I'm in that mood where I think I know better than anyone, and I make a thoughtful reply to a question about birth or newborns or something on the boards based on my own experience, and then a FTM comes along, having never given birth or cared round-the-clock for a newborn, and is all, "XYZ is totes the answer." I'm like,
Re: I'm bored
When I wake up after nodding off on the couch while the kids play in the living room:
// I love you too. //
// I love you too. //
Butthead!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
I know, right? That seemed to take forever, lol.
// I love you too. //
Rachey!!!!!

Wow. This many pages and no flames? That's talent y'all.
It's because we're so affectionate and wonderful.
// I love you too. //
Jerk!
You can make it BabyQ!!
When I'm in that mood where I think I know better than anyone, and I make a thoughtful reply to a question about birth or newborns or something on the boards based on my own experience, and then a FTM comes along, having never given birth or cared round-the-clock for a newborn, and is all, "XYZ is totes the answer." I'm like,
// I love you too. //
Tell him you're going to pee in the car. Start unzipping your pants for effect.
// I love you too. //
Win!!
Yes! I LOVE that show!
But we don't have cable, so have to wait till tomorrow to download it.
I have never heard of it.
So close!!
The hubs and I may or may not watch this show after LO is in bed
Hahaha!!!
Thank you!
Your turn to whore up the thread and get some gold!
Sounds good to me! Do it!