Coffing?

Adam&Eve2 · December 2012

ColeRose:
VCGolfNYC:
If you have a cough caused by bacteria, the bacteria rush down to your ovaries and immediately take all your eggs hostage. If you have a virus the virus burrows deep inside the eggs and turns them into zombie eggs. If you're comfortable negotiating with bacteria terrorists or zombie eggs, go for it!

FTW!

JustWonderin805 · December 2012

jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!

She's got to be MUD, no one in their right (or wrong) mind would name a person Brinlynn. No. Just no.

ETA: Never mind, there's quite a few people on facebook named Brinlynn. Tongue Tied

wiggles527 · December 2012

CMSullivan326 · December 2012

JustWonderin805:
jefa621:
Did you check out her profile?? 

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!
She's got to be MUD, no one in their right (or wrong) mind would name a person Brinlynn. No. Just no.  
ETA: Never mind, there's quite a few people on facebook named Brinlynn.

Shoot. Brinlynn is in our top 3 baby names. Quit Hatin'
O_o

JustWonderin805 · December 2012

CMSullivan326:
JustWonderin805:
jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!
She's got to be MUD, no one in their right (or wrong) mind would name a person Brinlynn. No. Just no.
ETA: Never mind, there's quite a few people on facebook named Brinlynn.
Shoot. Brinlynn is in our top 3 baby names. Quit Hatin' O_o

But, but Braelynn, Brylynn, and Bradynn are SOOO much better!!!

xxMiss2Mrs09xx · December 2012

jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??nbsp;
"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"
WTF?!

Omg.... Your are seriously not going to pull that on a bf... You know that's entrapment right??

sueann911 · December 2012

Two words OP:

Duct Tape.

It a water tight seal and waxes when you remove it.

charlydoom · December 2012

BrazilianPeach:
Just stick a cork up the vag when done.
There I fixed it!

OMG! NO! Do NOT put a cork up your vag to keep the little swimmers in if you are coughing. That is so dangerous! Do you want this to happen to your husband if he gets to close to you when you cough?

charlydoom · December 2012

wiggles527:

Opps didn't see yours until after I posted. FAIL, Doom, FAIL.

Adam&Eve2 · December 2012

jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!

Is it wrong that I read that with a redneck/hick accent? And what does forever mean exactly? I mean DH and I have been together for eight years and married for almost four. Does that count as forever?

CharmedBAcMF · December 2012

Adam&Eve2:
jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!
Is it wrong that I read that with a redneck/hick accent? And what does forever mean exactly? I mean DH and I have been together for eight years and married for almost four. Does that count as forever?

A&E- You have been together for infinity, get it right. Forever is 4 months 2 weeks and 6 days. Duh. Hmm

Adam&Eve2 · December 2012

CharmedBAcMF:
Adam&Eve2:
jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!
Is it wrong that I read that with a redneck/hick accent? And what does forever mean exactly? I mean DH and I have been together for eight years and married for almost four. Does that count as forever?
A&E- You have been together for infinity, get it right. Forever is 4 months 2 weeks and 6 days. Duh.

I always get those two confused...I should tattoo it somewhere. Thanks Jefa!

golfingdarwinfish · December 2012

ColeRose:
VCGolfNYC:
If you have a cough caused by bacteria, the bacteria rush down to your ovaries and immediately take all your eggs hostage. If you have a virus the virus burrows deep inside the eggs and turns them into zombie eggs. If you're comfortable negotiating with bacteria terrorists or zombie eggs, go for it!

LOVVEEE THIS!!!!!

OP - do you really want to tango with these eggs?

Emily 2714 · December 2012

charlydoom:
wiggles527:
Opps didn't see yours until after I posted. FAIL, Doom, FAIL.

runningpenguin · December 2012

Adam&Eve2:
jefa621:
Did you check out her profile??

"Im Brinlynn and my BF and I have been together forever. He doesnt know were trying but he will be so excited when I tell him we're preggo! I always wanted a girl so I hope its a girl!"

WTF?!
Is it wrong that I read that with a redneck/hick accent? And what does forever mean exactly? I mean DH and I have been together for eight years and married for almost four. Does that count as forever?

DH and I have been together ten years total, married 3 of them. That must be what classifies as an eon.

eevieemariee · May 2014

CharmedBAcMF said:

Am I the only one that thought of coffins when they read the title? That maybe OP may have a necrophilia problem or something. Nobody? Damn.
::slinks away with head down in shame:::
=P

I didn't think of coffins, but I thought about "Koffing"

eevieemariee · May 2014

ColeRose said:

HunB223:
woudnt that get pushed out too? thats a good suggestion tho i will try it.
No just really shove it up there and change the cork every six hours.

...I'm glad you told her to change it. I was afraid she'd wind up with a vag infection.

mommy2C · May 2014

I thought this thread was about hair styles but then I realized it would be Coiffure not Coffing. Oh well.

chaysefaith · May 2014

twink0073 said:

This is TTGP gold! Thanks @jefa621‌! I think her "coffing/coughfing" fits were really God's way of saying, "You're a crazy ass lady!" therefore "preventing" the sperms from inseminating the egg and making a surprise baby.

Her next post was a BFP. She said coffing did not stop her from getting KU and everyone here is a bunch of bitches and that's why they aren't pregnant.

SpartanChick88 · May 2014

rayofsunshine99 said:
HunB223:
Its not funny.? I want to know if the baby will not attach because coughfing makes your belly tense up and it pushes out the sperm so i thought maybe it would push out the baby.

1. LOLZ.

2. There are no "f's" in coughing. You should not need spell check for a word like cough, not to mention people gave you the correct spelling in this thread, more than once.

3. If fertilization were to occur, the embryo (not baby) does not implant (not 'attach') until around 7-10 days past ovulation.

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If we want to call technicalities, it's a zygote first

Empireceo · May 2014

All these zombie threads getting bumped and no one has brought back jennalking yet? Sadz.

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mommy2C · May 2014

twink0073 said:

SNLT1012 said:

twink0073 said:

This is TTGP gold! Thanks @jefa621‌!

I think her "coffing/coughfing" fits were really God's way of saying, "You're a crazy ass lady!" therefore "preventing" the sperms from inseminating the egg and making a surprise baby.

Her next post was a BFP. She said coffing did not stop her from getting KU and everyone here is a bunch of bitches and that's why they aren't pregnant.

Oh damn!!! I wonder how the boyfriend took the news?

---quote---

He was so excited/horrified that he had a coffing fit.

mommy2C · May 2014

twink0073 said:

mommy2C said:

twink0073 said:

SNLT1012 said:

twink0073 said:

This is TTGP gold! Thanks @jefa621‌!

I think her "coffing/coughfing" fits were really God's way of saying, "You're a crazy ass lady!" therefore "preventing" the sperms from inseminating the egg and making a surprise baby.

Her next post was a BFP. She said coffing did not stop her from getting KU and everyone here is a bunch of bitches and that's why they aren't pregnant.
Oh damn!!! I wonder how the boyfriend took the news?
---quote---

He was so excited/horrified that he had a coffing fit.

You're amazing.

---quote---

It took me a whole 5 seconds to think of it Twink lol.

wintersong139 · May 2014

I almost replied before I saw that the post is from 2012. Come one people! How can a person be expected to read dates when they have had this much wine?

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