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  • Cray be cray - because either you're a troll OR you're having a 5th kid.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 
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  • This is so fecking weird.
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  • I think I might have a fun night at home reading all of y'alls replies!!!


    DS1 2-26-07
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  • I love today. Also, Hester, I keep meaning to tell you that I want to nom your little Super Grover. Makes me smile every.single.day.
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  • imagehoopduck:
    It's just a tummy shot, holy smokes ladies settle down!! Wow! lol. Oh wait....that's not at all what I thought it was....is it? Is that? Omg I think it is!!! *calls the internet* Hello? Yes, I want to complain about the amount of racy budunkadunk here. What? There's nothing you can do about that? Oh...well in that case, can I please update my subscription to the budunkadunk bump? Thanks!"

    Wut?

    Are you trying to be funny? A woman posted her ass crack on the internet for anyone to see, so I think the replies were justified.  


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    Jacob, 1/14/13
  • You betches don't know her LYFE! You are all just jealous of her flat a and her constipation baby!
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  • LOL! Dying reading these responses. 

     At a loss for words... 

  • imagejustAphase:
    I would bet a large sum of money that this couple will be DTD with their baby on the same bed. 

    LMAO  you are craking me up today on these posts!  best bump day ever

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    imagehoopduck:
    It's just a tummy shot, holy smokes ladies settle down!! Wow! lol. Oh wait....that's not at all what I thought it was....is it? Is that? Omg I think it is!!! *calls the internet* Hello? Yes, I want to complain about the amount of racy budunkadunk here. What? There's nothing you can do about that? Oh...well in that case, can I please update my subscription to the budunkadunk bump? Thanks!"

    Wut?

    Are you trying to be funny? A woman posted her ass crack on the internet for anyone to see, so I think the replies were justified.  

    She was being obnoxious on my BMB today...and I took this as her making fun of the people who were pointing out how inappropriate it is to post pics of your azz on the internet.  SInce it's fairly unreadable to begin with, who knows if I misread it or not.

     

    I couldn't tell if my sarcasm radar was broken or what. Glad I'm not the only confused one. 

    I'd like to hear more about the budunkadunk bump though. 


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    Jacob, 1/14/13
  • So glad I lurked here this evening, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! 

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  • Wow.
    This post is awesome and horrifying all at the same time. I'm pretty sure I also saw a mucus plug on here today.
    Again, wow. lol

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  • Dear 1st Tri,

     

    I never lurked on the tri boards while pregnant, but thank you for this laugh.  It's almost as good as cockasaurus rex.

     

    OP, your @$$ has been plastered all over TB and FB, jsyk.

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  • imageIrishCoffee7:
    imageMelissaRae1525:
    imageIrishCoffee7:
    imageMelissaRae1525:

    imagehoopduck:
    It's just a tummy shot, holy smokes ladies settle down!! Wow! lol. Oh wait....that's not at all what I thought it was....is it? Is that? Omg I think it is!!! *calls the internet* Hello? Yes, I want to complain about the amount of racy budunkadunk here. What? There's nothing you can do about that? Oh...well in that case, can I please update my subscription to the budunkadunk bump? Thanks!"

    Wut?

    Are you trying to be funny? A woman posted her ass crack on the internet for anyone to see, so I think the replies were justified.  

    She was being obnoxious on my BMB today...and I took this as her making fun of the people who were pointing out how inappropriate it is to post pics of your azz on the internet.  SInce it's fairly unreadable to begin with, who knows if I misread it or not.

     

    I couldn't tell if my sarcasm radar was broken or what. Glad I'm not the only confused one. 

    I'd like to hear more about the budunkadunk bump though. 

    Given what I've seen on the regular Bump today, the thought of a Budunkadunk Bump terrifies me lol.

     

    It was the most... entertaining day in a while. 


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    Jacob, 1/14/13
  • imagejustAphase:

    Dear 7lb 8oz baby Jesus,

    Thank you for this day on the bump.  

    Dear 7lb 8oz baby Jesus,

    Thank you for this post.

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    We lost our first (EDD 07/23/12) after finding out at 12 weeks there was no longer a heartbeat. Our rainbow was born 05/22/13 and was worth all we went through.

    “So can you understand? Why I want a daughter while I’m still young? I wanna hold her hand and show her some beauty before all this damage is done. But if it’s too much to ask, it’s too much to ask … Then send me a son.” – Arcade Fire
  • OMG you could have cropped ur ass out of the pic! Who does this?!
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    I'm seriously about to fall on the floor laughing so hard. I'm actually crying. Oh man!

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  • Chapski was here.
  • imagechapski:
    Chapski was here.

    Ohhh me too ... And oh so late 

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  • Why is it that when I picture a face to go along with this body and pose, I picture this?

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  • imageLanatir:
    Dear 1st Tri,nbsp;I never lurked on the tri boards while pregnant, but thank you for this laugh.nbsp; It's almost as good as cockasaurus rex. nbsp;OP, your has been plastered all over TB and FB, jsyk.

    I believe her mission was accomplished.
  • imageElsa1984:
    Why is it that when I picture a face to go along with this body and pose, I picture this?

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    lmao. The first thing that came to mind is "butterface"
  • Let the record state that titts was here.
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  • imagejustAphase:

    Dear 7lb 8oz baby Jesus,

    Thank you for this day on the bump.  

    Yes!

    PCOS Dx 12.08 / BFP! 4.22.10 DS1 born 1.4.11 DS2 born 6.19.13
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    My Colton...Growing up so fast!

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    And Coralee, his baby sister...On the way!

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  • imageHesterlicious:

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    Letting out a little toot there?  

    I bet that bump went away shortly after the pic was taken.

    Also I am lmao at this post. Tears may be forming.

    spoofle's siggy pic has me literally crying.  I might need a puff on my asthma inhaler.
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  • Please accept my deep profound apology for my indiscretion. The posting of a picture showing way too much derriere and not enough or more of my bump ? For this I am sorry! It was not my intention to bring such scorn from so many as to myself or my family. So here is a doctored version of that first picture I posting ?

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    Footnote: I do not however apology for all the many laughs or fun so many have shown interest in or enjoyed at my expense -  all have a good hardy laugh and I?m glad I was able to bring about such an out poring of entertainment today to so many ?

    God bless ? all!

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  • As least ms paint some panties on there or something
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  • GT was here. I brought:

    Also, op, you're going to have to give up your day job as a pantyhose model because you're going to throw your back out standing like that at 30 weeks. Also, wth do you do with your arms? Does it hurt to walk around with them above your head like that all the time. You shouldn't. You'll strangle the baby.

     

  • imageHesterlicious:
    As least ms paint some panties on there or something

    F the panties. Just stand up straight FFS
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    Also, op, you're going to have to give up your day job as a pantyhose model because you're going to throw your back out standing like that at 30 weeks. Also, wth do you do with your arms? Does it hurt to walk around with them above your head like that all the time. You shouldn't. You'll strangle the baby.

    Dead.

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  • imagechapski:
    imageHesterlicious:
    As least ms paint some panties on there or something

    F the panties. Just stand up straight FFS
    ETA: thanks for responding in non haiku format


    I'd prefer to not know the state of her bikini area tyvm.

    There is nothing wrong responding in haiku.
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  • Theeeere we go.

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  • This thread is the single best thing about 1st tri. That is all.
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  • imageoverture:
    Theeeere we go.nbsp;


    seriously lmao. I never thought that pose could get less flattering.
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  • imageoverture:

    Theeeere we go.

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    Oh, that's dead sexy.

  • First tri is so dead on the weekends that this will be on top of the front page all weekend.
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  • imageHesterlicious:
    First tri is so dead on the weekends that this will be on top of the front page all weekend.
    Yup!! I'm just sad I missed all the fun on 2nd tri. That's what I get for working. Plus post counts y'know.
  • You are tearing me a new laugh hole today, JaP.
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