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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    Theeeere we go.

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    I wanna be on you.

    IWANNABEONYOU.  

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  • kellimarekellimare
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 
    If you need more entertainment, also look in second tri. Can't miss that post.
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member

    imagekellimare:
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 

    Show him the fart steam. Men love farts. 

    Finally a reason to use fart steam in a sentence.

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  • kbingram51kbingram51 member

    You know...

     Groupon has some really good deals for massages. I'm sure you can get that kink worked right out. 

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  • SmootchySmootchy member
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    As least ms paint some panties on there or something

    F the panties. Just stand up straight FFS
    ETA: thanks for responding in non haiku format


    I'd prefer to not know the state of her bikini area tyvm.

    There is nothing wrong responding in haiku.


    E again TA: haiku was for OP. and lolololololol at panty picture below. Are those the kind of keep the smell in the panty panties?!
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imagekbingram51:

    You know...

     Groupon has some really good deals for massages. I'm sure you can get that kink worked right out. 

    Pretty sure the kink is internal. She might have forgot to stock up on double AA batteries.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:

    imagekellimare:
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 

    Show him the fart steam. Men love farts. 

    Finally a reason to use fart steam in a sentence.

    Dude, did you see the new Super Grover 2.0 at Walmart. You must get it for your ds!
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagegimmietimmies:
    imageHesterlicious:

    imagekellimare:
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 

    Show him the fart steam. Men love farts. 

    Finally a reason to use fart steam in a sentence.

    Dude, did you see the new Super Grover 2.0 at Walmart. You must get it for your ds!

    Yes we got it a while ago! It was too cool to wait for the birthday! UP UP and AWAY!!!!

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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagegimmietimmies:
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    imagekellimare:
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 

    Show him the fart steam. Men love farts. 

    Finally a reason to use fart steam in a sentence.

    Dude, did you see the new Super Grover 2.0 at Walmart. You must get it for your ds!

    Yes we got it a while ago! It was too cool to wait for the birthday! UP UP and AWAY!!!!

    Nice!! The Walmart stockers were giving me the evil eye, I had the whole shelf going, and I was saying UP UP and AWAY. DH went and hid down the Lego aisle. Wuss.
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagegimmietimmies:
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    imagekellimare:
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 

    Show him the fart steam. Men love farts. 

    Finally a reason to use fart steam in a sentence.

    Dude, did you see the new Super Grover 2.0 at Walmart. You must get it for your ds!

    Yes we got it a while ago! It was too cool to wait for the birthday! UP UP and AWAY!!!!

    Nice!! The Walmart stockers were giving me the evil eye, I had the whole shelf going, and I was saying UP UP and AWAY. DH went and hid down the Lego aisle. Wuss.

    I got quite a few sideyes when I was making him fly around the store in the box. He has a theme song when you take him off the try me mode!

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  • notquiteblushingnotquiteblushing member
    Have you ever been tested for scoliosis?  Is there such a thing as reverse scoliosis?
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    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Have you ever been tested for scoliosis?  Is there such a thing as reverse scoliosis?

    Lordosis? 

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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    imagekellimare:
    Aaaaand my random lurkage of other boards has now been completely rewarded and encouraged. Although DH looks completely confused by my uncontrollable snorting right now. 

    Show him the fart steam. Men love farts. 

    Finally a reason to use fart steam in a sentence.

    Dude, did you see the new Super Grover 2.0 at Walmart. You must get it for your ds!

    Yes we got it a while ago! It was too cool to wait for the birthday! UP UP and AWAY!!!!

    Nice!! The Walmart stockers were giving me the evil eye, I had the whole shelf going, and I was saying UP UP and AWAY. DH went and hid down the Lego aisle. Wuss.

    I got quite a few sideyes when I was making him fly around the store in the box. He has a theme song when you take him off the try me mode!

    Oh, I have to do this. And LOL Elmo has to play too.
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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    Theeeere we go.

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    STOP IT. I'm crying.  

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  • notquiteblushingnotquiteblushing member
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    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Have you ever been tested for scoliosis?  Is there such a thing as reverse scoliosis?

    Oh, f?ck yes! Congratulations! (You probably don't know who I am over here. It's GlitterTits / pursemeatballs from DWP.)

    Hi, thanks!

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  • mrsbeamrsbea
    I'm certain the bump is on the left. Many who practice MUD get ass pregnant with Irish Twins.
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  • kateb171kateb171
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    Lol!! This exactly
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  • luvmyducksluvmyducks member

    ::runs through post::

    Woohoo woohoo woohoo!!!

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  • J+MSJ+MS member
    Looks like I picked a good day to pop in.
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  • SockMonkeySamSockMonkeySam member

    Holy...FudgeMonkey....

    I just threw up my breakfast. Pose reminds me of something on the exercist... Demon be OUT.


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  • JellyTwoPointOJellyTwoPointO member
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    Holy...FudgeMonkey....

    I just threw up my breakfast. Pose reminds me of something on the exercist... Demon be OUT.

    Bahahaha this made me LOL

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    I love my rainbow baby!


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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
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    Holy...FudgeMonkey....

    I just threw up my breakfast. Pose reminds me of something on the exercist... Demon be OUT.

    Bahahaha this made me LOL

    roflmao! And holy heck, I am in love with your siggy. Best Dr. Who siggy sign ever.
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  • Desmarie13Desmarie13 member
    By far the funniest ISH i have ever seen on the bump! Im dying over here. One of our bmb members posted this. EFFING fabulous! Ur responses have me rolling

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  • mkarnsmkarns member

    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.

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  • peacelove&mamapeacelove&mama member
    imagemkarns:
    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.


    Lurking over from my BMB, just had to say I am literally crying from laughter at that gif.
     

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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member
    imagepeacelove&mama:
    imagemkarns:
    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.
    Lurking over from my BMB, just had to say I am literally crying from laughter at that gif.
    Me too! FTW right there!!
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  • HesterliciousHesterlicious member
    imagemkarns:

    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.

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  • LoveBeingAWife33008LoveBeingAWife33008
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagemkarns:

    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.


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    I love you.Left Hug



    I'm dying. I 3 the Bump!
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  • kaco414kaco414
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    Theeeere we go.

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    I had JUST stopped crying from laughing so hard, and now it's even worse. I can barely catch my breath, you are my hero!

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  • OttersBiteOttersBite
    imagemkarns:

    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.

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    Omg I'm laughing so hard I'm crying over here! ::dead::

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    BFP #1 11/18/11 - m/c 12/24/11 blighted ovum - EDD 08/01/12
    BFP #2 08/04/12 - m/c 08/29/12 no answers - EDD 04/17/13
    BFP #3 10/01/12 - m/c 10/30/12 uniparental disomy - EDD 06/04/13
    BFP #4 04/12/13 - EDD 12/22/13  It's a GIRL!
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  • Jnmac83Jnmac83 member
    imagemkarns:
    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.


    Dude I can not stop cracking up at this!!! WTF is that?!? It's hilarious and you actually win the Internet today!!
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  • mkarnsmkarns member

    TYTY! No idea wtf it is, but it bears an uncanny resemblance to OP, yes? Wink

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    imagemkarns:
    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.
    Dude I can not stop cracking up at this!!! WTF is that?!? It's hilarious and you actually win the Internet today!!

    My Colton...Growing up so fast!

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    And Coralee, his baby sister...On the way!

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  • sleepingbeauty825sleepingbeauty825 member
    Sooooo manyyyyyy lols
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  • Skk1977Skk1977 member

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    Is your stomach the thing on the left or the right?

    OMGOMG crying. I can't see my screen to type. LOL 

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  • Skk1977Skk1977 member
    imagemkarns:

    Just saw OP walking through the neighborhood. She escaped the bathroom. I think I can see her bump, though.

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    Crying, gagging and snorting. 

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  • gimmietimmiesgimmietimmies member

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    wtf is this thread
    Comedic gold. That mannequin gif has got to the best ever. Ever.

     

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  • Momof2hopingfor3Momof2hopingfor3 member
    Cannot. Stop. Laughing. 
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  • RedInLoveRedInLove member
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    Did anyone else try clicking on the underlined RACY to see if she linked the racy shots? 

    Just me?  

    Nope, not just you. 





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  • ericalee27ericalee27 member
    OMFG, y'all are seriously cracking me up this morning!  That mannequin gif just killed me, lulz

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