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  • I haven't been on TB in forever because my worked blocked.  But today I found a way in. Score 1 for the good guys.
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  • imageAlthea5880:
    It blows my mind that people think we live in a democracy. Two words: Electoral College.

    We technically live in a Democratic Republic.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imageshanado:
    imageHolls2011:
    I made out with a coworker. I still work with her. That was a fun happy hour.
    Oh. Are you married? If not, I don't see this flame worthy.

    Everyone knows girls don't count. As long as you tell DH. In detail.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • By the way, JerkStore, I hope you pooped. Holding in poop was what caused my hemorrhoid issues long before I ever got pregnant.
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  • imageEVA116:

    Last night DH got mad at me, even though he was in the wrong, and I kissed butt majorly so that we could DTD because I want another baby.

    I am also wearing bathing suit bottoms.

    H is really swaying me to vote republican and I think I might. He should be up there debating....he is that good.

    TTC: the one time men can be meanies and still get laid regularly.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imageLeSpoofle:
    Am I the only one whos (whose? who? what?) husband rejects them all the time? I tend to be way more of a horn dog than MH, so I get the "Not tonight, Honey. I have a headache." line fairly often. ;-)

    I am constantly rejected to the point that I feel awkward even trying now. I am lucky to get it more than once a month.

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  • More of a UO: Kissing doesn't count as "instigating". If I had a nickel for every time my DW came up to me and kissed me, putting me in the mood, then got surprised that I wanted sex, I'd have... at least two dollars. Unless you are a truly wonderful, horny lady who wants it all the time, the default is "she's just being affectionate" unless you are 1) naked or 2) grab the peen.
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imageLeSpoofle:
    Am I the only one whos (whose? who? what?) husband rejects them all the time? I tend to be way more of a horn dog than MH, so I get the "Not tonight, Honey. I have a headache." line fairly often. ;-)

    My husband would probably be happy if I had 1/2 your sex drive. 

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  • imageLuckyDad:
    More of a UO: Kissing doesn't count as "instigating". If I had a nickel for every time my DW came up to me and kissed me, putting me in the mood, then got surprised that I wanted sex, I'd have... at least two dollars. Unless you are a truly wonderful, horny lady who wants it all the time, the default is "she's just being affectionate" unless you are 1) naked or 2) grab the peen.
    Dude, you made me do math.  LOL
  • imageLuckyDad:
    More of a UO: Kissing doesn't count as "instigating". If I had a nickel for every time my DW came up to me and kissed me, putting me in the mood, then got surprised that I wanted sex, I'd have... at least two dollars. Unless you are a truly wonderful, horny lady who wants it all the time, the default is "she's just being affectionate" unless you are 1) naked or 2) grab the peen.

    Kissing is how DH instigates. Either that or "Let's go to the bedroom"  And we don't kiss much other than sexy time. But I get what you are talking about. Kissing is an intimacy thing for women. Men just don't get it.

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  • imageHesterlicious:

    imageLuckyDad:
    More of a UO: Kissing doesn't count as "instigating". If I had a nickel for every time my DW came up to me and kissed me, putting me in the mood, then got surprised that I wanted sex, I'd have... at least two dollars. Unless you are a truly wonderful, horny lady who wants it all the time, the default is "she's just being affectionate" unless you are 1) naked or 2) grab the peen.

    Kissing is how DH instigates. Either that or "Let's go to the bedroom"  And we don't kiss much other than sexy time. But I get what you are talking about. Kissing is an intimacy thing for women. Men just don't get it.

    To clarify, kissing can certainly be *part* of instigating. But if my DW kisses me, I don't assume she's trying to start sexy times. I assume she just wants to kiss me, unless she does more.

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  • imageLuckyDad:
    More of a UO: Kissing doesn't count as "instigating". If I had a nickel for every time my DW came up to me and kissed me, putting me in the mood, then got surprised that I wanted sex, I'd have... at least two dollars. Unless you are a truly wonderful, horny lady who wants it all the time, the default is "she's just being affectionate" unless you are 1) naked or 2) grab the peen.

    FTR, I grabbed onto his asss pretty firmly too.

    You're welcome for that TMI moment. 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • I think that with the mass exodus to proboards, the Nest has become dumber than The Bump. 
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    Gangnam Style is awesome, you hors. Korn is fecking terrible. Terrible.

    DS loves both. He also still insists on listening to "Wiggle Wiggle Ahhhh" (Sexy and I know it) so I hope they play it at the Halloween Dance tonight. 

    Another confession. I am blowing off the family group halloween party that all my friends will be at to go to the School of Dance Halloween cabaret so DS can shake his booty with some cute little girls. I won't know anyone there other than my neighbor that I talk to once every few months. I really hope DH comes with us.

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    I <3 your husband. 

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    I think that with the mass exodus to proboards, the Nest has become dumber than The Bump. 

    I am going to report you for saying that! Even though I fully agree. I could barely find any first tri drama at all when I went through there.

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    I think that with the mass exodus to proboards, the Nest has become dumber than The Bump. 

    I don't even know what the proboards are.  No one flipping invited me to that party.

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    What a good man. I'm proud of him too. 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    He is a manlier man than any ass that would judge him for this. My DH would not do the same.

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    imageFezzesAreCool:
    I think that with the mass exodus to proboards, the Nest has become dumber than The Bump. 

    I don't even know what the proboards are.  No one flipping invited me to that party.

    lolz. 

    It's just where all the popular nest boards went awhile back.  It's The Nest without the shiity customer service and with the ability to swear. 

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  • I'm still watching the giraffe cam.

    The other day DS was watching with me and every time the mom walked away from the baby he'd say "Uh-oh! Oh no!" until she came back and then he'd smile. <3

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    Sooks that is awesome of him!

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    imageCupcakeLady041709:
    DH was being a douche canoe last night and I was up until after midnight with the baby. I was pissed at him so I erased his favorite show off of the DVR. Totally childish and I felt bad. So this morning I decided to make nice and get his coffee and breakfast ready but he was still in a pissy mood. While he was in the shower I may flushed the toilet. Twice. Yeah, passive agressive right here lol.

    I used to erase SO's shows off the DVR every time he pissed me off! This was years ago when I was on some terrible hormonal birth control which I blame for making me a crazy snatch, but sometimes I am still tempted.

     Haha! Only non-hormonal BC for me so I must just be  a crazy snatch Wink

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    Your husband is awesome!!!  You have every right to be proud!

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.
    That is a real man.  I am very proud of him for this.  <3 
  • Also, I am trying not to lose my shiit on the TTGP board. And I did not pee after DTD last night because some irrational part of my brain told me to lay still and maybe that would help make a baby. Stupid...already feel like I am getting a UTI.

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  • imageEVA116:
    Also, I am trying not to lose my shiit on the TTGP board. And I did not pee after DTD last night because some irrational part of my brain told me to lay still and maybe that would help make a baby. Stupid...already feel like I am getting a UTI.

    I do this frequently. 

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    Also, I am trying not to lose my shiit on the TTGP board. And I did not pee after DTD last night because some irrational part of my brain told me to lay still and maybe that would help make a baby. Stupid...already feel like I am getting a UTI.

    I don't think that's irrational.  A lot of baby batter falls out during the after sex pee. 

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  • imageFezzesAreCool:
    I think that with the mass exodus to proboards, the Nest has become dumber than The Bump. 

    I've tried browsing some of the non-Politics boards on The Nest. The Relationships and Sex boards both made me seriously face-palm.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imageMrsGoodkat:
    I'm still watching the giraffe cam. The other day DS was watching with me and every time the mom walked away from the baby he'd say "Uhoh! Oh no!" until she came back and then he'd smile. lt;3

    The phrase "The giraffe is about to give birth" has been making me lol for a few days now.
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.


    That's amazing! What a great guy.

    And a related confession: After being laid off in June, I've been looking for PT work with no success. Sooo, I now do in store demos a few Saturdays a month. It's the worst kind of boring and I always wonder if passerby think I must be too dumb to do anything but hand out coupons or samples. :[ My feelings will only intensify when my pregnant belly "pops".
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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    Anyone who judges needs to get a reality check.  Your H is doing the right thing and he is a good man. 

  • imageashleysyn2:
    I am honestly concerned about what scoutkate remembers about me.

    ::evil laugh::

    I don't *think* I remember anything bad about you, but all the crazy from August 2010 kind of runs together in my mind! 

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    imageshanado:
    imageHolls2011:
    I made out with a coworker. I still work with her. That was a fun happy hour.
    Oh. Are you married? If not, I don't see this flame worthy.

    I am now.  Not at the time. 

    Really not flammable at all then. I made out with all sorts of co-workers. Dudes, chicks, I was in my 20's when it was considered hot (by douche bags) to be makin' out with other girls. Or maybe that isn't as normal as I think it was and that is my confession. 

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  • imageSookieFrackhouse68:
    My husband had to take a second job washing dishes and bussing tables at a pizza place four nights a week to cover additional daycare costs and to afford a rental home for us as opposed to the shittyy apt we are living in now. He is embarrassed and worried someone from his day job will see him. It's a small town. I am proud as hell of him. He is stepping up to provide for his family. That is a real man. Fcuk anyone who judges him for having to work crappy night shifts. They wish they had his guts.

    Holy crap, friend!  That's so awesome of him! 

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    imageLittledeer84:
    I am not going to have a birthday party for dd. My reasons are because she won't remember, and we can't afford it.

    I didn't either but my reasoning is even worse.  I do not know the names of any of the parents in my child's daycare.  Which means we are in no way close enough to even go to each other's birthday parties.  I think this is kind of sad and embarrassing. 

    We also did not have a party for DS.  We were on vacation the week before and moving the week after.  Just too much going on and he will never remember that we didn't.  Our vacation was mainly geared towards him also.


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